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Hannity needs some grapefruit in his life. I'm sure he has never escaped missionary.

Hannity would fit perfectly on Texags Rivalries board. He's certain that repeating the same insult over and over despite its absurdity is the road to victory. I'm sure his adherents eat it up. 

What's Hannity so outraged about? Mild joke about Melania's accent? 

7 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

What's Hannity so outraged about? Mild joke about Melania's accent? 

If he's not outraged at something, then he has no show. Its why he still talks about Hillary. 

Jesus christ I miss 2009 before the Tea Party took over and took public discourse from needing work to a shit show.

7 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

What's Hannity so outraged about? Mild joke about Melania's accent? 

No shit--I mean, it's not like he called her a "gold-digging whore whose eyes betray the death of her soul after fucking a corpulent orange blob as the price of admission for her family to get into the United States."

Oh, my mistake--that's not really a joke, is it?

I’m not going to look it up, but I️ bet Hannity had nothing but positive things to say about Michelle Obama.

Jesus christ I miss 2009 before the Tea Party took over and took public discourse from needing work to a shit show.


What specifically did the Tea Party do to move the needle?

“But I think once you quit hearing sir and ma’am the rest is soon to follah

It’s not the one thing, it’s the dismal tide.”
25 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Also, this esteemed debate is a worthy successor to Jefferson-Hamilton, Lincoln-Douglas, James Baldwin vs. William F. Buckley, and every other fabled match between masters of thought and rhetoric in our great history.  I’m so proud to live to see Hannity vs. Kimmel take center stage in our politics.

Yeah.  What a high-water mark for American political discourse.

I'm sure the good folks at the Fox network would like to have their lineup of family friendly comedy revisited the same way Hannity is digging into a bit that aired on late night cable (checks notes) 15 years ago.

There's got to be gold on old episodes of "Grounded for Life", "That 80's Show", and  "Temptation Island"

It's also interesting that this is coming after the Fox/Viacom (who owns Comedy Central) merger fell flat.

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19 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

No shit--I mean, it's not like he called her a "gold-digging whore whose eyes betray the death of her soul after fucking a corpulent orange blob as the price of admission for her family to get into the United States."

Oh, my mistake--that's not really a joke, is it?

Haha Kimmel nailed him - said his comment not nearly as disrespectful to the First Lady as cheating on her with a porn star while she was pregnant. 

So Hannity is going to show clips of Kimmel from The Man Show like he is Geraldo opening up Capone's vault?

no idea why he is upset, Kimmel is a no talent ass-clown, always has been...who gives a shit what he says

What the fuck is Hannity talking about 18 year old girls on Kimmel's crotch?

Man, I must've really missed out by never having watched The Man Show.

1 hour ago, Burt said:

What the fuck is Hannity talking about 18 year old girls on Kimmel's crotch?

I don't know, but it sounds like Hannity prefers getting lap dances from 50 year old strippers.

Hannity getting owned and working fake news against real stories.  Why does he do this?  Does he like having his support of a pedo, pussy grabber and underage pageant peeping tom all in the public sphere like it's going to exonerate him somehow?  Hannity, go back to picking on low fruit because Jimmy's dragging his balls across your face in public--and unlike you, he's funny.  

Edited by Mdhorn

no idea why he is upset, Kimmel is a no talent ass-clown, always has been...who gives a shit what he says
Sean Hannity.
4 hours ago, Red Five said:

I’m not going to look it up, but I️ bet Hannity had nothing but positive things to say about Michelle Obama.

Yes, on a couple of occasions he mentioned that she was a very attractive ape.

2 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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oh for fuck's sake. 

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