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Earl Campbell Thinks the Texas Longhorns Need a Black QB To Win

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We have a black quarterback.  Winning is not something we do well.

4 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

We have a black quarterback.  Winning is not something we do well.

Just spit ballin' here, but maybe he's just the wrong shade ?

2 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Just spit ballin' here, but maybe he's just the wrong shade ?

Which direction should he go?

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24 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

He can be prejudiced all he wants, but he will catch shit for it, being a bigot himself.  

From other bigots, I guess? "Shut up, Mormon" seems like a strange way to give someone "shit" for being a bigot.

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Earl grew up as a black male in Tyler, TX in the 1960’s and has some pinned up resentment towards white people.

OMG I’m so offended and feel victimized!

How did this turn into something about Mormons?  Is BYU only going to win if Zach Wilson turns black? 

58 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Did I tell him not to be?  He can be prejudiced all he wants, but he will catch shit for it, being a bigot himself.  
  

You literally made fun of his religion because of the kind of underwear they have. I do not think you should be calling anyone a bigot. 

You literally made fun of his religion because of the kind of underwear they have. I do not think you should be calling anyone a bigot. 
The Mormon church is inherently racist. They use impoverished brown and black people to up their enrollment numbers and collect their tithes, but wont let them be leaders. The church is also extremely misogynistic and homophobic. Their gay youth frequently kill themselves because they'll be shunned by their family. Shit is sad. Mormons should never get a pass.
2 minutes ago, Ellellelle said:
10 minutes ago, Newy25 said:
You literally made fun of his religion because of the kind of underwear they have. I do not think you should be calling anyone a bigot. 

The Mormon church is inherently racist. They use impoverished brown and black people to up their enrollment numbers and collect their tithes, but wont let them be leaders. The church is also extremely misogynistic and homophobic. Their gay youth frequently kill themselves because they'll be shunned by their family. Shit is sad. Mormons should never get a pass.

And don't get me started on the fucking Irish!

1 minute ago, Cajun said:

And don't get me started on the fucking Irish!

Aaaaand just what the fucking fuck you gonna say about us ???!!

38 minutes ago, Ellellelle said:
46 minutes ago, Newy25 said:
You literally made fun of his religion because of the kind of underwear they have. I do not think you should be calling anyone a bigot. 

The Mormon church is inherently racist. They use impoverished brown and black people to up their enrollment numbers and collect their tithes, but wont let them be leaders. The church is also extremely misogynistic and homophobic. Their gay youth frequently kill themselves because they'll be shunned by their family. Shit is sad. Mormons should never get a pass.

Take this kind of retardese to the cloak room please. 

42 minutes ago, Cajun said:

And don't get me started on the fucking Irish!

Fuck you.  Their coffee is delicious. 

1 hour ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Stuff like this (reverse racism) is the reason my son Kaylen didn’t get into UT. 

Your son didn't get into UT because he's functionally retarded. Just like his dad. 

20 hours ago, Patrick Bateman said:

What did he Have to say about white running back?  Need?

We already have a black QB, he just plays RB. 

Please ignore that our RB problem is infinitely worse than our QB problem. 

I agree we need an explosive scrambler at QB, if that was in fact his point. It could be a while.

3 hours ago, Cajun said:

Most white guys named after black jazz musicians defending black guys on message boards are pure racist.

It's science.

No biggie man.  Sopping wet oozing vagina is gonna do what sopping wet oozing vagina does.  Gonna take a while to get rid of this tuna smell.

 

3 hours ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Gets my vote for one of the grossest posts of the year so far.  

Tuna hell... that's rotted mackerel.

1 hour ago, Newy25 said:

You literally made fun of his religion because of the kind of underwear they have. I do not think you should be calling anyone a bigot. 

The point.  You missed it.  Not surprised.   

53 minutes ago, Ellellelle said:
1 hour ago, Newy25 said:
You literally made fun of his religion because of the kind of underwear they have. I do not think you should be calling anyone a bigot. 

The Mormon church is inherently racist. They use impoverished brown and black people to up their enrollment numbers and collect their tithes, but wont let them be leaders. The church is also extremely misogynistic and homophobic. Their gay youth frequently kill themselves because they'll be shunned by their family. Shit is sad. Mormons should never get a pass.

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1 hour ago, Ellellelle said:
1 hour ago, Newy25 said:
You literally made fun of his religion because of the kind of underwear they have. I do not think you should be calling anyone a bigot. 

They use impoverished brown and black people to up their enrollment numbers and collect their tithes, but wont let them be leaders. The church is also extremely misogynistic and homophobic. 

Well they can't just ignore what God and Jesus told Joseph Smith.  

I don't give a shit if Earl wants an all black backfield.  Dude is an all time legend regardless.  He was born and raised in east Texas in the 1950s.  Mic up any of his peers for a week and all will say something that does not pass current internet standards on faux racial harmony. 
People with a hot mic who make comments like that typically doesn't end well.
1 hour ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Aaaaand just what the fucking fuck you gonna say about us ???!!

 

14 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

Don't blame Earl. This is Bohls work. That quote should never have been printed.

this is my take.

we've all heard gramps say something bigoted or stupid. we shake our heads, accept that once a person reaches a certain age, thoughts on certain topics become calcified. the brain has stopped regenerating or whatever, and intellectual curiosity gets turned to zero. mix in cte, and you have a potentially volatile mix on your hands. 

my wife got a visor autographed by earl probably 15-16 years ago, and the dude was in bad shape at that time. 

it was irresponsible for bohls to print that quote. exploiting the elderly for a few extra clicks is not a good look.

but we all know that bohls is a fucking hack, so no surprise. it's regrettable that earl went there, but that sort of shit happens when people get old.

Oh no, he's a racist!!!!

I mean, if not, what else are we going to get faux enraged about today?

As for Bohls, this is his favoritest time.

Program is down, and the natives are restless, so what better time to tease out this kind of shit?

Dude is an absolute shitstain and deserves a nice, long warm bath in a tub of Agent Orange.

20 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

If you put a microphone in front of a senior citizen, there’s a large chance they’re going to say some offensive shit 

Goddamned right.

2 hours ago, Cajun said:

And don't get me started on the fucking Irish!

Don’t forget the French.....and the Dutch...

Remember when our biggest worry was the UT football team going to shit players transferring and cruits decomitting. Pepperidge farms remembers 

3 hours ago, Cajun said:

And don't get me started on the fucking Irish!

They do a job for a nickel what a (redacted) does for a dime, and a white man used to get a quarter for. Name one thing they've contributed.

20 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

If you put a microphone in front of a senior citizen, there’s a large chance they’re going to say some offensive shit 

Who is offended by this?

I'm white as shit and I couldn't care less. Why?

Because I'm white in America and have never had to deal with 1/1000th of 1% of the ridiculous bullshit black people have to deal with in this country every day.

27 minutes ago, JBJ said:

They do a job for a nickel what a (redacted) does for a dime, and a white man used to get a quarter for. Name one thing they've contributed.

Irish Whiskey, Guinness, Sean Connery (he is 50% can't be bad, and no homo),  and her for starters.

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21 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Who is offended by this?

I am deeply offended.  There is absolutely no reason you should be allowed to post outside of the cloak room

Duke may have been racist but he loved black cock, it's why he always walked funny. 

One of the cool things about being hispanic is just sitting back and watching you guys go at each other’s throats over the dumbest shit.

1 minute ago, Helobious said:

One of the cool things about being hispanic is just sitting back and watching you guys go at each other’s throats over the dumbest shit.

STFU and get back to work.  

5 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Your son didn't get into UT because he was a reverse racist?

No way to go through life 

1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

Who is offended by this?

I'm white as shit and I couldn't care less. Why?

Because I'm white in America and have never had to deal with 1/1000th of 1% of the ridiculous bullshit black people have to deal with in this country every day.

Pay attention Girdwood.

Learn from the all-time champion of virtue signalers on this board.

He's what you pretend to aspire to be my man.

30 minutes ago, Helobious said:

One of the cool things about being hispanic is just sitting back and watching you guys go at each other’s throats over the dumbest shit.

While simultaneously hating both.

20 minutes ago, Cajun said:

Pay attention Girdwood.

Learn from the all-time champion of virtue signalers on this board.

He's what you pretend to aspire to be my man.

Oh true that, he's gooooooood.  

2 hours ago, David Dennison said:

Who is offended by this?

I'm white as shit and I couldn't care less. Why?

Because I'm white in America and have never had to deal with 1/1000th of 1% of the ridiculous bullshit black people have to deal with in this country every day.

See what you guys have done. Now you brought the circle jerking bukakke cloakroom jerkoffs here.  

Earl is wrong.

what we need is to quick kick more often.

1 hour ago, Cajun said:

Pay attention Girdwood.

Learn from the all-time champion of virtue signalers on this board.

He's what you pretend to aspire to be my man.

It helps having been a card carrying Republican. I'm extremely familiar with the whiny bullshit associated with white male grievance and hurt feelings.

Snowflakes, the lot of them.

On 10/31/2019 at 2:59 PM, SwanderedTalent said:

Of all the reasons we're so shitty this year, I am pretty sure Sam Ehlinger's skin color is #1

Longhorn Nation, We’re  Blaaaaaaaack!

6 hours ago, StruggleBus said:

Your son didn't get into UT because he's functionally retarded. Just like his dad. 

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