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First Responder roles up to Carrie and her car wreck...

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https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/woman-carrie-costume-totals-car-terrifies-first-responders-n1074676

She said she warned a 911 dispatcher that when police and medics arrived, she would look more mangled than she actually was. "I said to the responder that I am in full Halloween makeup and don't want them to be frightened," she said.

But the memo wasn't relayed. Wolfe wrote in a now-viral tweet that "everyone who was a first responder thought I was dead," adding an apology in all caps.

She said an additional officer who showed up later while she was "making conversation with people" came over to the group imploring, "I hate to interrupt but don’t you guys think she needs medical assistance?”

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Must have a helluva gash.

17 minutes ago, RPM said:

Must have a helluva gash.

Paging @Steel Shank.  Steel Shank to the white courtesy phone. 

She'll be bleeding all right after receiving 10 inches of steaming, throbbing manhood.

38 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

She'll be bleeding all right after receiving 10 inches of steaming, throbbing manhood.

Cumulative inches count! 4, 5 times, whatever it takes.

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2 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

She'll be bleeding all right after receiving 10 inches of steaming, throbbing manhood.

You and 3 of your friends?

It's like my grandfather always said "never trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die" 

yay I was in a car wreck and now I'm famous

when the fuck this asteroid gettin here.

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