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Um, using the dude with the oblique injury to PH sounds pretty fucking stupid, Chris. 

 

As does this... 

 

 

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Elvis needs to bat 8th.  Solak needs to be in the top half of the order. 

 

Also Evan had an article about the name change.  Although calls for it aren't loud, he noted there was a Negro League team in FW called the Wonders.  Started in 1905. 

Texas Wonders doesn't move the needle for me but I'm all for a new name   

As fucking awful as E was last year, Woodward hit him lower than 3rd exactly ONCE all season (& that was game 156). It is truly impressive how blind he is to E's offensive ineptitude. 22% below league average is very not good. 

9 minutes ago, ss13 said:

As fucking awful as E was last year, Woodward hit him lower than 3rd exactly ONCE all season (& that was game 156). It is truly impressive how blind he is to E's offensive ineptitude. 22% below league average is very not good. 

It's like Wash batting MY 3rd all year.  And young was a much better hitter than Elvis in his career.

I'm ready for the EA tenure to end.  And I look forward to losing my shit when they induct him into the Ranger HOF

Yeah, Young had exactly one bad offensive year for us. E has had TWO that could be considered decent. 

 

 

Hell, give him one whole day off, that’ll fix him! 

What is my mistake? He’s a shitty hitter that shouldn’t be 2-hole. I can’t control Woodward. My second paragraph is 1000% correct. 

I cannot believe you are such a female. 

Fuck, this isn’t even the season thread. 

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Not going to be surprised if we have to crack this thread back open here pretty quick.  

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