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the only game worth a chit today. I can't remember a worse CFB TV weekend. Only Clemson of the top 5 is active today. Literally nothing of value on TV.

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I said that too.  Also flipped over to the UH UCF game and UCF is wearing moon helmets and jerseys with constellations on the sleeves and galaxies and stars on the numbers.  Weird fucking week. 
 

Why is UGa-UF not called the cocktail party anymore??   Pearl clutchers?

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1 minute ago, Liquor and Poker said:

I said that too.  Also flipped over to the UH UCF game and UCF is wearing moon helmets and jerseys with constellations on the sleeves and galaxies and stars on the numbers.  Weird fucking week. 
 

Why is UGa-UF not called the cocktail party anymore??   Pearl clutchers?

Same as the shootout. It's still called that forever.

the only game worth a chit today. I can't remember a worse CFB TV weekend. Only Clemson of the top 5 is active today. Literally nothing of value on TV.

Chit?

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Coach Mullen's wife, telling Lamical Perine at Gator Walk to shove a cactus up the ass of every worthless, leg-humping, flea bitten, mangy cur of a Mutt as he runs by on his way to a TD, or don't expect a seat on the bus back to Gainesville. *

 

* my educated asumption

I live on an Island north of Jacksonville which gets inundated with Georgia fans during FL/GA week. I’ve been waking around town and going into stores all week wearing my LONGHORN Garb , which is a rare sight here. The reactions I’m getting from the GA fans is priceless.

Both the spread and the O/U seem ridiculous for this game. 48.5 seems like a lot of points for this game, and Georgia hasn’t looked good enough to be -6.5 at a neutral site. But that just means Georgia is going to blow the doors off of Florida and hit the over by themselves lol.

40 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

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Coach Mullen's wife, telling Lamical Perine at Gator Walk to shove a cactus up the ass of every worthless, leg-humping, flea bitten, mangy cur of a Mutt as he runs by on his way to a TD, or don't expect a seat on the bus back to Gainesville. *

 

* my educated asumption

Do you know Candi baby?

The series has gotten more even of late but when we lived in Orlando the Gators dominated.  I usually expect them to win unless they're really bad, which they aren't right now.

Hate the Dwags, but have money on them today as I'm pretty sure Florida is overrated secsecsec garbage. Nice little 30 minute distraction until a real team plays in Death Valley. 

Lulz what the fuck was that? The ref ran in and stood over the ball as the play clock ticked to zero.....nice job zebra, you dumb fuck 

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1 minute ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Lulz what the fuck was that? The ref ran in and stood over the ball as the play clock ticked to zero.....nice job zebra, you dumb fuck 

Late substitution, Florida getting silly with substitutions.

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Wow SEC officials going full big12

1 minute ago, Zavala said:

Late substitution, Florida getting silly with substitutions.

Fuck you ref

that was tom herman fucking Beck in the ass play calling 

what a stupid play

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2 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

my bad, SECSECSEC so inbred I get things confused

Other people are so inbred your corn brain doesn't function? Yikes

What draft pick did Florida send us to take Tom Herman off our hands?

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Hey they took Orlando for us too! Maybe we sent them a pick

 

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whos florida DB coach?  their DB's raise their hands  lets sign him 

Terrible throw.  Fromm is so overrated.  I can't believe they ran off two 5 stars for him.

6 minutes ago, Zavala said:

Other people are so inbred your corn brain doesn't function? Yikes

I've lived north and I've lived south.  I know the differences.

Game has all the makings of being a blowout in Georgia’s favor. 

Telegraphed blitzes and 10 yard cushions on third down. Florida really did take Todd Orlando this week. Fortunately for them Georgia is a dinosaur offense that believes throwing on third and short is against the rules.

Also Jake Fromm is going to get picked really high in the NFL draft and I'm gong to laugh at whatever dumbass team does that.

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Just now, gmr548 said:

Telegraphed blitzes and 10 yard cushions on third down. Florida really did take Todd Orlando this week. Fortunately for them Georgia is a dinosaur offense that believes throwing on third and short is against the rules.

Also Jake Fromm is going to get picked really high in the NFL draft and I'm gong to laugh at whatever dumbass team does that.

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These teams should be ranked 18 and 23

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2 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

These teams should be ranked 18 and 23

Lulz

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Jesus bring in Emory already Trask is more of a statue than Fromm

Not calling holding today....  what a bunch of BS

2 minutes ago, Loco said:

Not calling holding today....  what a bunch of BS

Yea, Shuler has had his jersey damn near ripped off twice. LT getting away with murder. 

Not calling holding today....  what a bunch of BS

Watch a big 12 game sometime
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1 minute ago, TXSG8R said:

Yea, Shuler has had his jersey damn near ripped off twice. LT getting away with murder. 

All good bros Gators defense looking better against the run than I've seen all year

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1 minute ago, tbone_ said:

Watch a big 12 game sometime

Lulz there would've been 4 targeting and 10 reviews by now

Great defenses or craptastic offenses?  The narrative is always great defenses 

How is it this late in the season that Florida feels like it can run the ball at all???   We are one dimensional, own that shit.

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Ball came out

Not a catch. 

Well, they botched that call. 

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