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5 hours ago, capnamerca said:

horribad.

Agreed.  It's ass, my dude.

Gotta love the smoking jacket with the Rocko-special "Gucci" labels.  JFC.

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Those hatin' are the ones who scream like little bitches when Sweet Caroline plays in the 3rd qtr.

Made me want to stab myself in the eye with a dull, rusty spoon.

Just now, SA-KC_Horn said:

Those hatin' are the ones who scream like little bitches when Sweet Caroline plays in the 3rd qtr.

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8 minutes ago, SA-KC_Horn said:

Those hatin' are the ones who scream like little bitches when Sweet Caroline plays in the 3rd qtr.

Yep.  It's not great by any means, but it's not ass my dude.

44 minutes ago, lubbockhorn88 said:

ok, boomers

Millennial here, that’s the stupidest shit I’ve ever seen. Kill it with fire. 

That was more lame than anything else, not utterly horrible though. Then again I’m not a huge Gucci mane fan.

Wasn't on topic for most of it, but still pretty cool. I'm sure the kids loved it.

7 hours ago, SA-KC_Horn said:

Those hatin' are the ones who scream like little bitches when Sweet Caroline plays in the 3rd qtr.

I scream from home every time. JFC that sucks almost as much. 

Can someone post the words?  I could not understand anything he was saying.

It's shit lol

I don't know why I expected it to be good

8 hours ago, StruggleBus said:

Make this go away

At least it's not Snoop Lion with sluts on stripper poles?

7 hours ago, lubbockhorn88 said:

ok, boomers

I'm Gen X, but the Boomers got the '60s and '70s, the two greatest decades of music ever produced.  You got Gucci Mane and Post Malone and they got Otis Redding and Led Zeppelin.  You might wanna sit the next couple of comments out.

You know how fraternities and sororities get together and have social events and come up with song parodies and stuff. Yeah, it was like that.

13 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

This is def. gonna be played tomorrow at DKR

 

12 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

In my 4 years on campus we never once got together with any sorority and came up with song parodies. That is an absurd notion. 

You kids these days. Well, if you had you would have come up with stuff like that. 

Full lyrics:

I ate a million for lunch
A half a million for breakfast
Everything big in Texas
That’s why I brought this hood necklace
Young, flashy and rich
The Texas girls call me sexy
I’m so handsome and healthy
That Gucci brand start investin’
It’s that line of my brethren
1017 I was born
I’m in Texas, no flexin’
My money long like the Horns
Like Attila the Hun
The underdog mighta won
I made a crown outta thorns
In the trap I’m LeBron
I’m Gucci

Thanks for the translation, H17; still nonsense and not lyrical.  Guess I’ll just stay home until I die.

How is it a version of Eyes of Texas if the lyrics are about himself? 

When you keep the music but change the lyrics to be about a completely different subject - isn’t that parody? 

This is like a Weird Al song, except the performer isn’t in on the joke. 

ok, boomers


This Gucci “Eyes” shit was shit frankly. Gibberish lyrics that have nothing to do with the UT or “The Eyes of Texas.” I’m sure the players loved it so feel free to fire it up for them if so, but that was unadulterated shite.

— Gen X’er

P.S. We had some pretty spectacular music in the 80’s too, man.

Right? I looked up the lyrics and wondered what the fuck that stream of consciousness that he must have penned 5 minutes before the show had to do with UT? 

But fuck it, the college kids seemed to like it and that is who really matter. 

Was not a fan of his "cover", but I'm old.

15 hours ago, Girdwood said:

Millennial here, that’s the stupidest shit I’ve ever seen. Kill it with fire. 

But you’re a devout Morman.  So definitely a boomer at heart.  

And that’s painful to watch but it’s about the kiddos.  Will laugh seeing reactions of the blue hairs if this plays at DKR.  

Is that lil Gucci?
I knew his fam, louis v mane, fendi mane, louboutin mane and his gran pappy versace mane.
Them manes good people

The modal surly poster is a 40-50 year old white dude.  I'm shocked this remix didn't go over well here.  

That sucked. If it ain't Chopped and Screwed, I don't want it.

Bringing in a mofo from Atlanta..At least get Bun B.

 

God, that sucks. I like this aggy parody better. At least it makes sense.

 

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