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Kansas State @ Texas - 2:30 CT on ESPN - Ding Dong the Purple Wizard's Gone!!

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  • Has Baylor played OU and LSU you dumb cunt.? Some of you need to go back read this game thread and read some of the shit that comes out of your mouths. You’re an embarrassment to the fan base.

  • How do you say it? Furk? Ferk?  My takeaways from the game.  (I turned it off after you scored after the long punt return.  I knew K-State was finished after you got the lead out to more than one scor

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    You guys need to relax a little. Here's a suggestion.  

If the pussy is purple, it either received a good and proper fucking or is rightly infected.

Horns need some good mojo.... 

 

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         Hook 'em!!  🤘

12 minutes ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

If the pussy is purple, it either received a good and proper fucking or is rightly infected.

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in preparation for monday's presser, the state department and the pentagon are mobilizing at airfields around the world....

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This is going to be a fun Orlando drinking game 

50 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

Toughest road to the playoffs.

Playoffs?

9 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

This is going to be a fun Orlando drinking game 

Please explain the rules.

Anyone got an alternate streaming site?  Sporturge seems to be down...at least for me

5 minutes ago, Izhmash said:

Please explain the rules.

Just drink. Dont ask questions. Just drink.

Just now, Izhmash said:

Please explain the rules.

1. Every delayed blitz - drink 

2. Every third and long easily converted - drink

3. Every DB that never looks back as ball is completed - drink

4. Every 50 yard bomb completed - drink

5. Every game winning drive by opposing JAG QB - chug one bottle of grain alcohol 

1 minute ago, DixonHur said:

Anyone got an alternate streaming site?  Sporturge seems to be down...at least for me

It's working just fine for me.

5 minutes ago, Izhmash said:

Please explain the rules.

Eat hot sauce until it comes out your nipples

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Kansas state beat blowu so if Texas beats Kansas state then through transitive property Texas best blowu.

It’s just math.

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

1. Every delayed blitz - drink 

2. Every third and long easily converted - drink

3. Every DB that never looks back as ball is completed - drink

4. Every 50 yard bomb completed - drink

5. Every game winning drive by opposing JAG QB - chug one bottle of grain alcohol 

MY LIVER!!! 

Baker eating cereal looks like a disgusting slob.  F U Progressive!

Spamming Baker Mayfield commercials during a UT-KSU game seems like a great marketing strategy for Progressive.

Could not be more meh for this game.  


Could you care less though?

woke up to some morning sex,  shot an 87 in golf, surely Texas can ruin this day 

1 minute ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

It's working just fine for me.

Blast!  Maybe I've been banned due to suspected child porn activity after watching the pedo state game.

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

woke up to some morning sex,  shot an 87 in golf, surely Texas can ruin this day 

That sounds a lot like the way the cell phone flop out story started...

Texas can’t into third down is 

Well, at least we now know they didn't work on the defense during the bye week.

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