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Kansas State @ Texas - 2:30 CT on ESPN - Ding Dong the Purple Wizard's Gone!!

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Nice to see our WRs just standing there with their dicks in their hands on that third down.

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  • Has Baylor played OU and LSU you dumb cunt.? Some of you need to go back read this game thread and read some of the shit that comes out of your mouths. You’re an embarrassment to the fan base.

  • How do you say it? Furk? Ferk?  My takeaways from the game.  (I turned it off after you scored after the long punt return.  I knew K-State was finished after you got the lead out to more than one scor

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    You guys need to relax a little. Here's a suggestion.  

2 minutes ago, Ellellelle said:

Is Texas better than tcu? Generous.

Let’s revisit this discussion in about an hour and a half.  Should have an answer then.  

2 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

KI can’t run.  Bench him.

Mensa loves him for some reason.  Wouldn't start RJ if his life depended on it.

1 minute ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

I haven't been this meh about Texas football since makovic. 

Are you kidding me? Did you sleep through Strong’s tenure?

Just now, Thetexashammer said:

If our offensive line can't protect, we have like literally no shot. 

You want them to protect for 40 fucking min??? Sam has all fucking day and then decided to just take a sack instead of throwing it away. He has played like absolute garbage these past few games

Just now, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Herman can't adjust to the blitz. We are fucked

But in his press conference Monday he'll tell us all that they only blitzed other teams like 20% of the time.  I mean - no way would they have watched other teams blitz us successfully and increase their percentage.  That wouldn't be fair.  

1 minute ago, Thetexashammer said:

If our offensive line can't protect, we have like literally no shot, it'll be 66-3. 

They protected fine that series 

1 minute ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

I haven't been this meh about Texas football since makovic. 

2nd year game 1 of Strong. 

there really isnt a team left on our schedule that we can beat,  i know its been said many times, but jesus the 3rd play of the game goes for KSU longest score then of course we shit ourselves on offense the strength of our team.  

1 minute ago, DixonHur said:

Remember the good ole days of complaining about the LBs playing too close to the line? 

I'd pay good $ for the mugging lb defense

Dicker is terrible just like this fucking coaching staff. Fuck this program 

 

team looks like they have quit besides Ehlinger 

It’s laughable me to think that anyone could think we would run away with this game. I get blind hope, but this team is trash 

Just now, RollLeft said:

How about we fuckin punt TOM!

Man that would be exciting.

7 minutes ago, EMAWesome said:

I wanted to post this about 20 minutes ago but I've been trying to unretard my computer since then.  Texas is second in the country at converting on 3rd downs.  K-State is second in the country at preventing 3rd downs from being converted.  Whoever wins that battle wins the game.

Texas has Todd Orlando running its defense.  K-State does not have Todd Orlando running its defense.

Advantage: K-State.  That's my analysis.

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

there really isnt a team left on our schedule that we can beat,  i know its been said many times, but jesus the 3rd play of the game goes for KSU longest score then of course we shit ourselves on offense the strength of our team.  

Feels like some are just trying to run the clock out in the season.  

1 minute ago, OU Sucks said:

Mensa loves him for some reason.  Wouldn't start RJ if his life depended on it.

Smells of Mack with him starting Sims over Applewhite.  Promises were made that must be kept.

Skylar Thompson will have a career passing day. 

If KSU scores here, put a fork in it.  Has Herman ever won a game down 14 points as a HC?

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

team looks like they have quit besides Ehlinger 

ahh yeah ehlingerr quit too,  give me last year sam, and this team beats TCU and prob OU

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1 minute ago, Cap Hooked said:

You want them to protect for 40 fucking min??? Sam has all fucking day and then decided to just take a sack instead of throwing it away. He has played like absolute garbage these past few games

Where exactly do you want him to pass it when the receivers can't get any separation and "he has all fucking day"?

Offense drinking game

1. Ingram falls down at first contact - drink 

2. Sam throws a horrible incomplete deep ball - drink 

3. Sam feels pressure and can’t escape for a loss - drink 

4. Texas drives down the field into the red zone and gets max 3 points - drink 

5. Texas goes three and out twice in a row - shot of alcohol 

6. Texas has one drive to win game - 4 and out - chug bleach 

Amazing all these years later Jordy still has eligibility 

why does anyone try to run on us?  look at that cushion 14 yards 

What the hell kind of wrapping up was that? Taco bell wouldn't even hire that kind of wrapping...

receivers that get across a defender's face, we should try that

Let's make Skyler Fucking Thompson look like the next coming of Warren Moon. 

 

Looks like we’re back. Back to the Charlie Strong days. 

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