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Ahahaha. We need more Vince Young type players and fans. Show other pussies how hungry mother fuckers eat.

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1 minute ago, closetohumping said:

No offense, but I" m not a pussy.

ahahaha I should of put "most"! Thanks for responding though baby

Mix in some waters bro, and take a couple Aspirin before you pass out.

35 minutes ago, d.plainview872 said:

ahahaha I should of put "most"! Thanks for responding though baby

Should‘ve ... I‘m guessing that you didn’t really go to UT.

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11 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

Should‘ve ... I‘m guessing that you didn’t really go to UT.

Recieved my second degree from Texas. If I can do it what does that mean about everyone else?

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18 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

Mix in some waters bro, and take a couple Aspirin before you pass out.

I'll buy you a couple drinks friend. Downtown Austin?

3 minutes ago, d.plainview872 said:

I'll buy you a couple drinks friend. Downtown Austin?

Nowhere near unfortunately. But I will cheers the air after I fix this next martini 

We lost to TCU by 10 points and were never legitimately in the game against OU. I think people are justifiably disappointed in this season 

1 hour ago, d.plainview872 said:

Ahahaha. We need more Vince Young type players and fans. Show other pussies how hungry mother fuckers eat.

Yeah, man!  Fuck the bullshit!!!!

2 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

We lost to TCU by 10 points and were never legitimately in the game against OU. I think people are justifiably disappointed in this season 

Season ain't over

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1 minute ago, Bullneck said:

Yeah, man!  Fuck the bullshit!!!!

my nigga. downtown?

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7 hours ago, d.plainview872 said:

my nigga. downtown?

Are you just desperate for real life friends? Between this and the fire Herman thread, all you seem to do is try to lure posters downtown.

7 hours ago, d.plainview872 said:

Recieved my second degree from Texas. If I can do it what does that mean about everyone else?

If Rocko is man enough to post a pic of his pay stub, you’re man enough to post your diploma. 

Ahahaha


And you sound like a fucking tween girl nervously giggling at the start of her post while seeking out validation on the interwebs.

Shut the fuck up bitch. Texas fans have expectations and this team so far this season is falling short. Get back to you girl scout cookie booth.
9 hours ago, d.plainview872 said:

Ahahaha. We need more Vince Young type players and fans. Show other pussies how hungry mother fuckers eat.

Stop crying you sniveling ass!

I'm finished.

Recieved my second degree from Texas. If I can do it what does that mean about everyone else?

It means your lying about a first degree


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One thing for sure, there are a LOT of fair weather fans.... as the empty seats in Memorial Stadium obviously reflect that fact.

9 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

One thing for sure, there are a LOT of fair weather fans.... as the empty seats in Memorial Stadium obviously reflect that fact.

No, no, no. Other fanbases have fair weather fans. Texas has "discerning consumers". 

11 hours ago, closetohumping said:

No offense, but I" m not a pussy.

When you respond to the OP's shit post like this, I don't believe you.

17 hours ago, Pig Bellmont said:

We lost to TCU by 10 points and were never legitimately in the game against OU. I think people are justifiably disappointed in this season 

While I agree overall this season has been a disappointment so far, we were very much in the Ou game pretty much the whole way.  The stats may not reflect it but the score did at all times.

This is what aggy fucks do for fun during their bye weeks, eh?? Figured you’d be at kohl’s, shopping for more khaki cargo shorts to wear to the next game so you can literally match every other male there. 

Ahahaha. We need more Vince Young type players and fans. Show other pussies how hungry mother fuckers eat.
look here you mindless bag of catshit I done tol you that posting inane drivel is MY JOB ON HERE! now fucking fuck off right on back to texags you stupid bag of goat anus jerky.

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Did anyone ever go downtown for some hot sex last night? 
fitlump and jade's uh chili make you think of hot sex?

well alrighty then
56 minutes ago, brojangles2 said:

This is what aggy fucks do for fun during their bye weeks, eh?? Figured you’d be at kohl’s, shopping for more khaki cargo shorts to wear to the next game so you can literally match every other male there. 

No I think they use the time to repair the drop hatch in the back of their overall jorts.

jesus I had no idea WD-40 fixed stuck zippers.  Need that in the bedroom asap

11 hours ago, Pasken said:

Are you just desperate for real life friends? Between this and the fire Herman thread, all you seem to do is try to lure posters downtown.

Wants to pull a Cosby on other dudes

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