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  • HornsOverIthaca
    HornsOverIthaca

    247 sports reports that he is owed over 10 million.  Getting paid to sit on your ass is a better career choice anyway.

  • I didn’t say shit about sexual assault. Keep politics off of this board, fucktard. 

  • BeTheBallDanny
    BeTheBallDanny

    Damn - that’s savage.  They didn’t just relieve him of his duties...they put him in a skillet of hot grease and burned that sucker to a crisp! Crispy bacon.

Razorback fans react to Arkansas hiring Kendal Briles as OC
Best staff since the Lou Holtz days. Sam Pittman has been nothing but net in December.
 
 
Fantastic Hire he really did wonders at Houston. He comes from a football family been around it all of his life. He also relates to kids very well especially QBs. WPS!!

Edited by LTtxfan

https://www.arkansasfight.com/2019/12/23/21035802/arkansas-hires-kendal-briles-as-offensive-coordinator

Arkansas Hires Kendal Briles as Offensive Coordinator...  "The Hogs have made a huge upgrade at offensive coordinator"

By Adam Ford  Dec 23, 2019

Here are Briles’ offenses’ finishes in Offense PAN during his time as OC:

  • 2019 Florida State: 46th
  • 2018 Houston: 14th
  • 2017 Florida Atlantic: 8th
  • 2016 Baylor: 57th (interim year)
  • 2015 Baylor: 3rd

Satan could roam their sidelines for all I care as long as they beat aggie.

21 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Satan could roam their sidelines for all I care as long as they beat aggie.

That's pretty much how it sounds.  

1 hour ago, Stunns38 said:

Let’s see how they recruit now.

We've seen Kendal's recruiting tactics before...

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Recruiting will always be difficult there, but if anyone can do it successfully it will be Pittman.  He's supposedly one of the best in the business.

Under normal circumstances (no coaching change), Arkansas will recruit where it normally does. In the 20-35 range. Which will be in the lower half/quarter of the SEC. No matter the coach. 

On 12/24/2019 at 2:52 PM, Kel Varnsen said:

Satan could roam their sidelines for all I care as long as they beat aggie.

If you're gonna sell your soul to the devil, at least get a decent return 

32 minutes ago, texifornia said:

If you're gonna sell your soul to the devil, at least get a decent return 

You'll need more than just a golden fiddle to live in Arkansas.

  • 1 year later...
12 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Yeah, OU, Arkansas and SMU probably shouldn't bother.

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:


Probably recruit better there than at Piggy

Probably do everything better than he did at Arkansas.  Nowhere to go but up.

Please tell me he's going to be teaching math as well (like he had to at Lake Travis).

Chad Morris has always had his eye on his next stop when accepting jobs. He has been pretty methodical about moving up in the ranks, and finding spots that would set himself up for a better spot in a few years.

I wonder what his plan is now? He has a pile of cash from his collegiate stops, so I wonder if he just settles down in Allen and does what he loves, or he will try to come back to a higher level at some point. My bet is he won't be at Allen long. That just isn't what he does.

1 minute ago, po elvis said:

Chad Morris has always had his eye on his next stop when accepting jobs. He has been pretty methodical about moving up in the ranks, and finding spots that would set himself up for a better spot in a few years.

I wonder what his plan is now? He has a pile of cash from his collegiate stops, so I wonder if he just settles down in Allen and does what he loves, or he will try to come back to a higher level at some point. My bet is he won't be at Allen long. That just isn't what he does.

His son is at TCU.  Now Chad coaches on Friday nights and is in the DFW area.  I would think he's there until Chandler leaves TCU.

Well, Allen does resemble an NFL team in a lot of ways.  Guess they don't pay as well  . . . .

  • 1 year later...
1 hour ago, Don Johnson said:

 

Wonder if Dabo wants him back??

This fucking guy. Further making people who need a job have to dumb down their resume so they won't be called over qualified.

But seriously Allen had to see this coming right? 

Edited by Hermanator

Middle of May seems late -- when do most High School coaches switch jobs ??

 

13 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Middle of May seems late -- when do most High School coaches switch jobs ??

 

Health/PE classes ain't gonna teach themselves ...

(I know full well that HSFB coaches at that level in Texas don't teach class)

22 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Middle of May seems late -- when do most High School coaches switch jobs ??

 

It's extremely late. In realignment years there's usually a lot into February and has a ripple effect but big jobs like Allen and Guyer don't normally open in May. Sometimes guys will retire late into apring to help the chances of one of their assistants getting promoted. Might happen here but doesn't seem like the reason for the timing here

On 5/13/2022 at 10:54 AM, C-Man said:

Health/PE classes ain't gonna teach themselves ...

(I know full well that HSFB coaches at that level in Texas don't teach class)

I had Brian Vasek as my history teacher at Westlake and our offensive coordinator was and algebra teacher (regular. Not AP). But yeah Darren Allman didn’t teach shit. He sat around the field house all day drawing up horrible fucking schemes 

Ah yes former Henderson County football coaching legend Chad Morris. Who else has failed upward in their coaching career? 

Chad Morris is the devil. He will fuck up whatever he touches. I hope he goes to Aggy but I bet some directional school brings him onboard. He is a motherfucker to his players.

32 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:

Ah yes former Henderson County football coaching legend Chad Morris. Who else has failed upward in their coaching career? 

You have uttered a root for both a great band name - Upward Failures - and a general purpose thread of the same name. 

 

On 5/13/2022 at 8:02 AM, Don Johnson said:

 

Why is that dweeb Hofeditz adding SMU hashtags to that. 

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