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Iowa State beat the shit out of TCU at home. But they also lost to Iowa and Oklahoma State at home. We can beat them handily if we bring it but not feeling super confident considering the last few games. 

If we can not lose the football game, we'll win the football game

55 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:
1 hour ago, BradWilcox said:
Who would have thought the day would come when UT would be an underdog to Iowa State? Seems Vegas doesn't have much confidence in this team. I watched them play OU and didn't think they were near as good as the score indicated. OU simply fell flat after halftime but should have been a blowout win for OU and blowout loss for ISU. So I really don't know what this is saying about the perception of UT. This has been a weird year.

You are a really horrible obvious troll. Try harder.

Troll? How about I just kick your ass? You're a horrible obvious dumb ass.

2 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

I'm sick of these gifs.  Would someone fucking dox the ginger and the blonde and post their instagram and shit?

Did some serious digging for the ginger couldn't find anything

Wow, can’t believe UT is still a 7 point underdog the day of the game. ESPN’s “matchup predictor” also has the cyclones at a 70% chance to win. I really don’t get it. Texas should roll somewhat easily in this game. 

Wow, can’t believe UT is still a 7 point underdog the day of the game. ESPN’s “matchup predictor” also has the cyclones at a 70% chance to win. I really don’t get it. Texas should roll somewhat easily in this game. 

I'm drunk as well but not this dumb. Roll in an easy game??

Good news...my son and his girlfriend drove down to Ames for the game.  He's never witnessed a Longhorn loss in person. 

2 hours ago, Burt said:

Good news...my son and his girlfriend drove down to Ames for the game.  He's never witnessed a Longhorn loss in person. 

Take pictures.

3 hours ago, Helobious said:

Wow, can’t believe UT is still a 7 point underdog the day of the game. ESPN’s “matchup predictor” also has the cyclones at a 70% chance to win. I really don’t get it. Texas should roll somewhat easily in this game. 

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Texas should roll somewhat easily in this game. 


I think you have the two teams mixed up?

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6 hours ago, Helobious said:

 Texas should roll somewhat easily in this game. 

I think you forgot that our goal is never to win “easy”, it’s solely to try and take years off of every fans life. It’s even written in the locker room. 

6 hours ago, Helobious said:

Wow, can’t believe UT is still a 7 point underdog the day of the game. ESPN’s “matchup predictor” also has the cyclones at a 70% chance to win. I really don’t get it. Texas should roll somewhat easily in this game. 

@Hank Scorpio sock?

22 minutes ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

I think you forgot that our goal is never to win “easy”, it’s solely to try and take years off of every fans life. It’s even written in the locker room. 

Tom wants to win every game by 1. Our margins in Big 12 games under Herman: 

2017: 10, 6, -5, -3, 31, -17, 15, 14, -4 (+5.22) 

2018: 15, 5, 3, 6, -3, -1, 7, 14, 7 (+5.88)

2019: 6, 11, -7, 2, -10, 3 (+0.83) 

We’ve truly blown out only one conference team - 2017 Baylor

Purdy is an above average passer and campbell is a better coach than Gundy/Kleiman

 

expect gary patterson-level gameplan, throwing 80% of the time to attack our weak ass secondary. Itll be a close game

 

also, i have absolutely zero faith in our playcalling-by-committee offense. 

gonna need ingram to be even better this week than he was last week imo.

gonna need ingram to be even better this week than he was last week imo.

The better he is, the less he'll get the ball.

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I am at Es Tas in Ames. Anyone here want to talk some shit about Todd Orlando, feel free to swing by. 

I am at Es Tas in Ames. Anyone here want to talk some shit about Todd Orlando, feel free to swing by. 


Familiarize yourself with the shot board.
13 hours ago, Waterface said:

If we can not lose the football game, we'll win the football game

Real life and football are hardly ever this logical!

15 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said:

 


Familiarize yourself with the shot board.

 

Thx for the rec man - solid spot.

Grass lots closed for tailgating due to melting snow 

Thx for the rec man - solid spot.
Grass lots closed for tailgating due to melting snow 


Yup. Wander the paved lots for a bit. They will be a good time and fans will be just as friendly.

Hope you grabbed some cheese curds.

Need a game thread @blacklab please.

Collin out except certain situations....

Per Tom Herman, Collin Johnson (hamstring) is unlikely to play today, but could be put in for certain scenarios.
12:39 PM · Nov 16, 2019

Edited by LTtxfan

No CJ.  iSU has better coaches. Better game plan. We have better athletes.  However as we have seen we cannot our athlete anyone   It’s gonna take 3rd qtr K state defense all game to keep it close 

Time for breakout game for Washington.  Jake Smith needs to play well too!!

Certain situations = when need an onsides kick recovery trailing by 7 with 30 seconds left.

Can we please have the game thread be titled. Dicker vs Assalley

Never understood the certain situations thing. So he’s hurt and it’s 3rd and 4 and we throw him out there? I wonder if we are throwing🤔I wonder who we are throwing to 🤔hmmm. Don’t know how you can have a player go in the 3rd quarter but he can’t for the game.

10 hours ago, Burt said:

Good news...my son and his girlfriend drove down to Ames for the game.  He's never witnessed a Longhorn loss in person. 

 

8 hours ago, LW Goatman said:

Take pictures of the girlfriend.

Fify.

20 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Can we please have the game thread be titled. Dicker vs Assalley

I guess we're winning after all

Never understood the certain situations thing. So he’s hurt and it’s 3rd and 4 and we throw him out there? I wonder if we are throwing[emoji848]I wonder who we are throwing to [emoji848]hmmm. Don’t know how you can have a player go in the 3rd quarter but he can’t for the game.

He's not playing. Don't overthink it.
On 11/10/2019 at 5:44 PM, Al_4_ISU said:

The weakest link is our special teams. Collectively, they have to be the worst in the league.

 

 

On 11/10/2019 at 5:59 PM, Al_4_ISU said:

 


I would do unspeakable things to have Dicker on our squad

 

 

On 11/11/2019 at 8:42 AM, Al_4_ISU said:

 


You guys don’t understand how worthless our kickers are.

I have a sinking field you’ll know full well come Saturday

 

 

On 11/11/2019 at 9:00 AM, Al_4_ISU said:

 


This would be amazing.

In all likelihood, we won’t kick much. They’re so bad that Campbell has started going for it on 4th outside the 15. If it’s too close to punt and longer than a PAT, we won’t bother

 

I'm on to you you corn fucker

On 11/10/2019 at 1:29 PM, Al_4_ISU said:

You guys win by 7-10 points. Campbell always loses to Texas, and usually by this margin.

Set your clock to it.

I knew your anti-jinx would work 

Congrats. Hope you guys fuck Baylor up. We’re losing out. At least we keep Campbell.

7 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said:

Congrats. Hope you guys fuck Baylor up. We’re losing out. At least we keep Campbell.

I see what you're tryna do.

Y'all will get at least a FG on this drive, so congrats to you and your 'Clones, sir. Love how Breece runs.

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