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#MACtion Doubleheader: EMU @ Akron 5CT ESPNNews/WMU @ Ohio 5:30CT ESPN2

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AW YEAH DIRECTIONAL MICHIGAN DOUBLEHEADER

Eastern Michigan (4-5) is mediocre, but their win in Champaign against Lovie's Illini is looking shockingly good. Akron (0-7) is one of the worst FBS football teams ever. They lost to fucking UMass. That's SO hard to do.

Western Michigan (6-4) is fine but hardly boat-rowingly good. Ohio (4-8) is also fine. They're better than their record.

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45 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Akron (0-7) is one of the worst FBS football teams ever.

This is the fucking truth.  UMass looks like one of the worst teams ever, but they beat Akron.  Akron has been outscored 131-9 in the 4 games since.  

 

WMU-Ohio has an EVEN line with a 63 O/U.  Akron is a 17-point dog with a 45 O/U.

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WMU's Brazilian kicker knocks through a FG to take the lead. Brazil to Kalamazoo's gotta be... a change.

He's from Petropolis, mountain retreat of the Brazilian emperors:

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Technically not really a doubleheader, on 2 different channels with start times just 30 minutes apart.  Which seems kind of dumb on ESPN's part.

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3 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Technically not really a doubleheader, on 2 different channels with start times just 30 minutes apart.  Which seems kind of dumb on ESPN's part.

Yeah, and slightly earlier than usual. Really crimps the "full night of Tuesday football" vibe.

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Hearing the announcer realize midway through his sentence that he was saying a white QB was "surprisingly fast" was pretty dang funny.

I'm a ZIP! Graduated from Akron in 83. And yes Akron is officially the WORST team out of 129 in FBS. 

It's now 21-0. And the Akron punter just punted for ... -1 yard, the punter recovered his own punt.

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Holy shit, WMU has outgained Ohio 167-2 and is up.... 3-0.

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Nothing like absolutely mindless special teams penalties to really really fuck a team up

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WMU punches in a deserved TD to end the half. 

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Also EMU scored again. Just shut it down Akron.

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1 hour ago, TexasBuckeye said:

I'm a ZIP! Graduated from Akron in 83. And yes Akron is officially the WORST team out of 129 in FBS. 

It's now 21-0. And the Akron punter just punted for ... -1 yard, the punter recovered his own punt.

Oh my God your boys scored

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42-7 EMU. Zoinks.

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And WMU takes back the lead in Athens

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EMU picks up the dub and covers. I have no idea why their volleyball team has so many gifs.

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WMU also scores to regain a 7pt lead

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Ohio should have tied it with 1:30 left, but WR can’t catch. 

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Just now, spystud13 said:

Ohio should have tied it with 1:30 left, but WR can’t catch. 

Jesus that was embarrassing.

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1 minute ago, spystud13 said:

Welp, that drop was ballgame. 

Sheesh. WMU definitely looked stronger for most of the game but that's brutal.

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Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

OT in the wmu vs ohio game on espn2

Holy shit how'd that happen? I turned it off after the turnover on downs.

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Well that possession was a wet fart. WMU with a chance to win.

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Actual ballgame! And lol that was a hot mic on the field.

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