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5 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

$50 says texags thread will be gone by sunup today

There are currently 22 threads about Garrett on the first page. 

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  • Tough guy, why don’t you stand still and let Myles Garrett take a full swing at you with a helmet, then you can come tell everyone how much they are overreacting. Fucking dumbass

  • Fun fact: When you see a black person assault a white person and you assume the white person said "something egregious" to cause it, you're the racist. Another fun fact: there isn't any word in t

15 minutes ago, Iceman said:

Yes against Tennessee.

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Thanks. Talking head on NFL Network this morning claimed he had zero history of any anger issues prior to this. Um, okay.

51 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Can't wait to listen to texaggy radio today to listen to Looch, Gabe Cuck, and the McKinney mouth breathers defend Myles to no end. 

Stop it, get some help.

9 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

$50 says texags thread will be gone by sunup today

 

8 minutes ago, Iceman said:

It's daylight now...LOlz.  Pay me motherfucker.

Ballgame. 

Any of the threads on Texags about what kind of dinosaur he'll be playing with on his vacation?

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@Deej

He did avoid suspension/ disqualification, so technically...

 

Yeah, Garrett has had a couple of 'near misses' this season.  Can't remember the other game this season, but he had a huge personal foul that was just not part of the flow of the game.

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8 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

Yep. Straight up G on that.

Man Rudolph took a fucking shot. Slo mo was pretty damn bad 

Well, on the bright side for Rudolph, he likely already had brain damage from being knocked unconscious last month. 

8 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Nah, it’s a violent sport.

If he stabbed him with a switchblade that would be a different story. 

This is exactly the type of response I’d expect from you. 

8 hours ago, Drew said:

Crap I just saw what aggy boy did.

Bet TexAgs us having a field day, defending him.

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Tmoneyag99 would make a great defense attorney. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, we all know my client shot that guy, but he’s usually a chill cat so it doesn’t really count.

8 hours ago, hundredTT said:

Lol, have you read some of the VY threads? The guy could fuck some people's wifes here and they'd defend him. But I get your point, brainwashed homerism is very far from this place for the most part. 

aggy troll confirmed

4 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Should be suspended for a full 16 games plus any playoff games this season.

 

I agree with your contention, however...

Trade deadline has already passed.

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4 minutes ago, Iceman said:

@Deej

He did avoid suspension/ disqualification, so technically...

 

Yeah, Garrett has had a couple of 'near misses' this season.  Can't remember the other game this season, but he had a huge personal foul that was just not part of the flow of the game.

He got fined in week 1 for a late hit. Then he got fine in week 2 for two roughing the passer calls, one of which ended Trevor Siemian’s season. 

Loved the graph ESPN showed last night about extended suspensions in the NFL...  Burfict is one stupid motherfucker.  I believe it was 20 games suspended since 2015. 

8 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

It's not often that several million people witness a felony assault live.

 

8 hours ago, Slade said:

Fortunately he didn't catch him with the crown of the helmet. The dumb Aggy has got to go. 

If he hit him with the crown instead of the neck padding, the NFL very well could have a nationally televised in-prime-time manslaughter to deal with.  The suspension will be at least the rest of 2019.  I wouldn’t be surprised if it was indefinite with a chance to petition for reinstatement sometime in 2020.  They will impose a penalty stiff enough to try to ensure something like this never happens again.

24 minutes ago, gecko said:

 

Would be better if it was a Mason Rudolph helmet signed by Garrett

6 games. It's the NFL. The commissioner is a fucking idiot who sucks at his job. The league prints money in spite of that fact.

3 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

6 games. It's the NFL. The commissioner is a fucking idiot who sucks at his job. The league prints money in spite of that fact.

I expect it will be the rest of this season just because they want to story to die ASAP and not carry over into next season. 

6 hours ago, Brian Fantana said:

Garrett should be arrested. That's straight up assault with a deadly weapon in any circumstance.

Have to admit, I remember seeing Randy White do that during a fight in a Cowboys game back in the late 70's/early 80's and I thought it was awesome.  

Of course that was back when the forearm shiver and head hunting were still legal.  

31 minutes ago, Iceman said:

@Deej

He did avoid suspension/ disqualification, so technically...

 

Yeah, Garrett has had a couple of 'near misses' this season.  Can't remember the other game this season, but he had a huge personal foul that was just not part of the flow of the game.

I get that, but it's a bit disingenuous for someone to claim he has shown no proclivity towards being a hothead. 

20 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

6 games. It's the NFL. The commissioner is a fucking idiot who sucks at his job. The league prints money in spite of that fact.

Well shit, Ewok in Dallas better watch his ass. 

8 hours ago, hayden_horn said:

If they give pouncey games for defending his guy...i dunno man

If you're kicking a guy who's on the ground, you're not really defending anyone.  

2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

If you're kicking a guy who's on the ground, you're not really defending anyone.  

Yeah up until he started to kick him he might have avoided also being suspended. But he is going to get done games to now. 

9 hours ago, hayden_horn said:

Bullshit. Swinging a helmet at another guy's head outside the framework of a football play? That's got to be a felony. That's beyond the fucking pale. 

I mean, you can rightly argue that he should be charged.  I don’t think he will or should be because it’s football, vicious fights breakout all the time in practices that we don’t see and no one ever gets charged.  It’s not like Garrett was completely unprovoked either. Yes, he took it too far and yes he was very wrong but it’s a product of the violent environment that we pay to see.   No need to bring the law into this, leave it on the field. JMO

52 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Should be suspended for a full 16 games plus any playoff games this season.

 

Playoff games?  He plays for the Browns.

6 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I mean, you can rightly argue that he should be charged.  I don’t think he will or should be because it’s football, vicious fights breakout all the time in practices that we don’t see and no one ever gets charged.  It’s not like Garrett was completely unprovoked either. Yes, he took it too far and yes he was very wrong but it’s a product of the violent environment that we pay to see.   No need to bring the law into this, leave it on the field. JMO

Marty MacSorley

9 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

It's not often that several million people witness a felony assault live.

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18 minutes ago, EMAWesome said:

Playoff games?  He plays for the Browns.

Nothing gets by you.  

I don’t think this is what Booger McFarland had in mind when he said Myles Garrett needed to develop a signature move in order to be considered for DPOY a few weeks ago

Just because Rudolph didn’t get hurt, people don’t think Myles should be charged? If the helmet landed differently, and Rudolph got knocked out, would it then be assault?. It is assault either way. You don’t get to only charge assault depending on the if they person can take the hit or not. 
 

 

9 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

65 came in and knocked Rudolph on his ass after he got hit in the head. Wonder if he gets any discipline. 

That was my favorite part

In reference to a certain poster in this thread...if your argument aligns with Aggy, you may want to rethink your stance.

Garrett, Manziel, the Bennett brothers, the dude who machete’d a jogger to death....guess these guys missed fish camp. 

 6 games for hitting someone with a helmet, and 10 more for going full Aggie.

Probably looking at a full 16 games, so 10 games next season.  That’s my guess.  What a punk ass bitch.

Wasn't there a hockey player charged with assault for some "stick action" a number of years ago? 

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This is not in any way an excusal or attempt at editorializing. Myles is a piece of shit. This is just a funny 'shop. (oh, and Bert)

Just to remind everyone how much hive mind Aggy is and just in case Texags goes on clean up mode:

 

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Basically Rudolf instigated poor Miles Garrett. He’s a bitch. And he tried to “square up” so he deserved to be hit with his helmet.

 

11 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Just because Rudolph didn’t get hurt, people don’t think Myles should be charged? If the helmet landed differently, and Rudolph got knocked out, would it then be assault?. It is assault either way. You don’t get to only charge assault depending on the if they person can take the hit or not. 

It’s assault but criminally charging a football player for hitting another football player in the head with a helmet during a game sets a really bad precedent.  We watch football, boxing, and MMA because they assault each other.  Keeping the discipline out of the hands of law enforcement is really for the best. 

2 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

MG done for season, easily. Prolly 2-4 games next season also

 

and a 50-80k fine

Plus losing $200k/game this year and $300k/gm in 2020. 

16 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

Garrett, Manziel, the Bennett brothers, the dude who machete’d a jogger to death....guess these guys missed fish camp. 

NFL should just permanently ban aggy. Problem solved. 

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not sure what the right punishment is for Garrett, but A&M should definitely get the death penalty

not sure what the right punishment is for Garrett, but A&M should definitely get the death penalty

So should Jason, err...i mean Miles, Garrett.
15 minutes ago, gecko said:

Wasn't there a hockey player charged with assault for some "stick action" a number of years ago? 

Marty McSorley slashes Donald Brashear in the head

The incident: An aging Marty McSorley had his hands full when he dropped the gloves with heavyweight Donald Brashear during a game between the Bruins and Canucks on February 21, 2000. Brashear got the best of McSorley and the brash enforcer rubbed it in, dusting off his hands and mocking his opponent. McSorley, seeking to save face, tried to entice Brashear into another bout later in the game, but Brashear wouldn’t take the bait. McSorley trailed Brashear as he skated down the ice, suddenly slashing him hard on the side of the head. Brashear toppled to the ice unconscious. McSorly was suspended for the remainder of the season (23 games) and never played again in the NHL. He was later charged with assault.

The outcome: McSorley was found guilty of assault with a weapon and was sentenced to 18 months probation.

Dino Ciccarelli clubs Luke Richardson:

The incident: Ciccarelli was a skilled forward with a temper. So when he was rubbed out along the boards by bruising rookie Leafs defenceman Luke Richardson during a game at Maple Leaf Gardens on January 6, 1988, he took exception. But Dino took things a bit too far, clubbing a stunned-looking Richardson several times with his stick. Ciccarelli was tossed from the game and later handed a 10-game suspension.

The outcome: Ciccarelli was charged and convicted of assault. He was fined $1,000 and sentenced to one day in jail.
 

Todd Bertuzzi sucker-punches Steve Moore from behind

The incident: Colorado Avalanche forward Steve Moore was a wanted man after he laid a hard check on Vancouver Canucks captain Markus Naslund on Feb. 16, 2004. Naslund was in a vulnerable position and he suffered a concussion on the play, knocking him out of the lineup for three games. On Mar. 8, the Canucks sought revenge. Moore fought Matt Cooke, but that didn’t suffice for the Canucks. Late in a lopsided game, Bertuzzi appeared to be stalking Moore before unleashing a powerful sucker punch to the back of his head. Moore tumbled to the ice, with the full weight of Bertuzzi, and other players, piling on. Moore was stretchered off the ice with three broken vertebrae. He never played again.

The outcome: Bertuzzi was suspended for the remainder of the season plus seven playoff games, totaling 20 games. Bertuzzi was charged with criminal assault causing bodily harm. He pleaded guilty and was sentenced to one year probation and 80 hours of community service. Moore subsequently sued Bertuzzi and the Canucks, reaching a settlement a decade after the incident.

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"Rudolph started it" is the bitchest of all bitchass takes. First, it doesn't matter, what Garrett did was inexcusable, he could have killed Rudolph. Second, if you really want to back through the series of events, Garrett started it with his late takedown long after the ball was gone. Also, it looks to me that Rudolph's hand was stuck under his chinguard or caught in the facemask. I don't think he was trying to rip Garrett's helmet off as part of a fight. But even if he was, doesn't matter. You don't swing blunt objects at someone's head, period. Fuck Garrett, and fuck all bitchasses trying to justify his actions.

1 hour ago, Deej said:

Thanks. Talking head on NFL Network this morning claimed he had zero history of any anger issues prior to this. Um, okay.

Really??

 

hmmmm...

 

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Man I am in no way a fan or Hot Takes or screaming A Smith in any way.

But got respect for him this morning for strait trashing Garrett. Also the way he just eviscerated Max Kellerman for trying to justify what Miles did was a thing of beauty.

Both he and Louis Riddick were disgusted with Max. Great thing to see.

1 hour ago, Burt Macklin said:

Tmoneyag99 would make a great defense attorney. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, we all know my client shot that guy, but he’s usually a chill cat so it doesn’t really count.

*when client gets 15-25yrs for attempted murder...

’Well, at least you’re still aggy. We can’t yank that away from you!”

Juan Marichal only got suspended for 8 days for hitting Johnny Roseboro in the head with a bat. 

 

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