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Just now, totallynotabuttpirate said:

You go for the fucking win on the road with the ball and 3 minutes left. Insane that the dumbass Herman thought the defense would hold. 

It's not like he hasn't done that shit in every single game. Fucking dumbfuck pansyass piece of shit fucktard

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God that was awful. At least we won’t get raped in the conference champ game again this season. 

Yea, it's time for Herman to go, but there is no one out there to replace him, so we're stuck with his smug ass 

My eye lashes are falling out from the explosive shit show that is Texas offensive play calling. Eat dicks Herman 

1 minute ago, Juke_Em said:

Embarrassing loss...what a meltdown. All on coaching there. No reason they should have jumped offsides. Just stay in your stance and if the kicker makes a long FG then he earned it

Exactly. We had gotten what we wanted there. It's a long try. Let him kick it. If he makes it, we have time to go do the same. If he doesn't, we win anyway. Stooopid.

2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Fuck you Tom. That’s on your stupid fucking ass. Take the points you stupid Mensa fuck.

Us not taking the points the second time put us ahead in the first place

If one of you guys murdered someone right now, I think you get off with probation. I wouldn’t convict you.

This team is horribad. They took a hammer to their own balls and started smashing away. Someone hopped up on PCP would make better decisions than these regards.

4 minutes ago, NateHitch said:

That was Charlie Strong era bad

Ok. It was bad, but Charlie lost 24-0 the last time he went into the gauntlet that is Jack Trice stadium. 

A win here would have given cover to Herman again and he doesn't deserve it.  The season was already toast but we assumed Texas would play OU in the Big 12 Championship but they didn't deserve that either.  Herman can now tell us why and how his play calling and coaching staff deserved more than what they've shown this season. They are what their record shows they are and Herman hasn't out coached anybody on the schedule.  How many nail biters were we hoping to win when the fact that they all come down to the wire gets lost with the wins.  The only way our season improves is if we get to pummel aggy in a bowl.  

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1 minute ago, NowThis said:

wut?

He didn't take a field goal early in the game and called the two most obvious plays on 3rd and 4th down. You can guess the play.

3 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

Baylor’s going to destroy us, we will pull it off against tech, and be an 8 win team

That’s only 7

That was Herman’s masterpiece of stupidity.     If there was a Louvre for dumb coaching, this game would hang in it. 

Yea, it's time for Herman to go, but there is no one out there to replace him, so we're stuck with his smug ass 
There's a proven winner out there but were too pussy and not committed to football to do it.

WTF game of the year!

3 and out on our final possession

Bullshit PI by the refs

Offside on the kick - let them fucking kick! We had like 2 mins for Dicker!

Just wait you think this was bad. Portal and decommitt season is in full tilt 

Stupid fucking penalty. Damn those 3 pts we didn’t get early cause Mensa look great

It's really really hard not to jump offsides. 

1 minute ago, Girdwood said:

God that was awful. At least we won’t get raped in the conference champ game again this season. 

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So, all you have to tell the guys is don’t jump off side and lets see if he can make it.  I don’t think he would have.  Horrible coaching.

3 minutes ago, Juke_Em said:

Embarrassing loss...what a meltdown. All on coaching there. No reason they should have jumped offsides. Just stay in your stance and if the kicker makes a long FG then he earned it

And if he makes it, you've got 2 minutes to go down and get a GW FG of your own.

Brady Quinn calling out the UT coaching immediately.

Team is average at best.  Another coaching change and it will be another decade before they’re competing for anything other than bowl eligibility 

Yeah.  Just done with this.  I don't enjoy watching bad football.  And that's all we play anymore.  Maybe I'm spoiled from being on campus when Vince/Colt were around, but this shit is just sad. 

We've got more money and resources than literally anyone in CFB and this is all we can manage.  Being an also-ran in the Big 12. 

I'd say fire Tom and Orlan_o and all, but with the idiots in charge at the university what would that really accomplish?  We need an overhaul of our entire athletics program and getting people in there who only want to win and are willing to bring all our resources to bear to make that happen. 

4 minutes ago, C-Man said:

It was Roach. What did DKR once famously say about Roach-es?

Lol Roach fucking sucks. Another senior leader bum on this d.

1. Should have kicked the FG in the first half

2. Absolute shit playcalling the last Texas drive.  I mean seriously, did you think running it into the line was going to work, BASED OFF OF ANYTHING YOU SAW DURING THE FUCKING GAME?  fuck right off

3. Roach jumping offsides.  I'm speechless.

4. The offense the first 29 minutes of the first half - WTF.  Just WTF.

1 minute ago, Disco Missile said:

that sucked. Quite a comeback, but they owned us on that last possession.

have you not been watching this team the last 10 years.

 

we have been down 13+ numerous times in the games the last 10 years.   we have even taken the lead multiple times after being down 13+ points.  and every fucking game except last week, we have let the other team score, and with the exception of today, the other team has scored literally the very next posession after we took the lead. 

there is a fucking sickness in the program where these players and coaches think that overcoming the deficit means we win the game.   we dont win.  we havent won down by 13+ more than once in 11 fucking years. 

 

 

Conservative overthinking Menstra-tion Herman fucks us again. Haven’t run the ball worth a shit all night and that got damn fuck stick runs the ball not once but twice and put the game in the hands of the worst fucking defense in Texas history. Garbage game mgmt... fucking garbage with a 7 day old rotting skunk in it ..

 

 

4 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

Shut up. You're probably the only Herman defender left. Fuck you and Tom, H-town fagets

The guy was saying he hates this team. I told him to calm down. I’m just as pissed as anyone at the coaching 

FS1 rightfully calling out Herman for sucking ass as a coach.

 Our previous losses had most to do with injuries. Not today, today was plain stupidity. Fuck this fucking dumbass team

Fuck this entire team and staff. 


TH is one dumb sum bitch. He leaves points on the field trying to be a badass. But then turtles up by 1 point, deep in his own territory. When the only success has come from passing.
That’s only 7


I’m counting whatever bullshit bowl we go to
2 minutes ago, Longhorn5005 said:

Yea, it's time for Herman to go, but there is no one out there to replace him, so we're stuck with his smug ass 

fuck that noise.  get someone, anyone.  we need NOT TOM.

 

pathetic this program will never come back..lsu florida and baylors coaches started the same time herman got to texas all 3 of those are on the upswing ..texas is the same old team

LSU dodged a bullet and got Coach O


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Ok. It was bad, but Charlie lost 24-0 the last time he went into the gauntlet that is Jack Trice stadium. 
I meant the offsides penalty on the first field goal attempt, shit like that reminds me of Strong
4 minutes ago, NowThis said:

wut?

When he passed up a FG earlier in the game for a 4th and 3 that we failed on.

Well I’m on course to be sleeping on the couch. Thanks Tom you fucking shit heel. 

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