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Charlie Strong did a better job of coaching the team than what is on display today.

This is beyond bad football.

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I keep hearing Priest Holmes instead of Reese Hall or whatever.

Time to start drinking.

Just now, Dnaguy said:

Iowa St apparently Is just the best team in college football. Don’t let the 4 loses fool you.

Lowell Galindo was basically saying this during the pregame show lol

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

Omg. That sums up our entire team 

Yep.

This whole season is a big dick trip / fall on your face.

Just now, Zharkov said:

Run, Run, Pass, Punt...

Fred Akers?!?

Akers' teams actually played defense. 

Another terrible offensive performance where the punter is the only positive. 
 

A Herman Special. 

sam threw that shit when johnson was laying on the ground  this is the most embarassing football team in all of FBS.  honestly is there anyone on this team outside of DD and maybe ROJO that would play anywhere else? 

Wow. Our punters are great from all the in-game experience 

Kidnap Campbell and his staff and leave Mensa and Co. behind

Having a duel for shittier side of the ball. Offense is running away with the contest.

Current score Jim Beam Black 3, White Boy 0.

4 drives, 1 first down ... is that good?

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

sam threw that shit when johnson was laying on the ground  this is the most embarassing football team in all of FBS.  honestly is there anyone on this team outside of DD and maybe ROJO that would play anywhere else? 

either that or a sack

Pretty sure the 1921 Longhorns would kick the piss out of this team.

That's racist.

Offense goes 3 and out THREE FUCKING TIMES AND A GOOSE EGG and people will blame Orlando.

Our OL is trash. Having a bad QB and OL does not equal success in football

15 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Where the hell is Roschon?

That fixed everything 

1 minute ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

We're probably using the wrong cleats

Might be right...

Just now, Knoxtnhorn said:

4 possessions; 1 FD.  Is that good?

 

Just now, C-Man said:

4 drives, 1 first down ... is that good?

Good minds think alike!

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

sam threw that shit when johnson was laying on the ground  this is the most embarassing football team in all of FBS.  honestly is there anyone on this team outside of DD and maybe ROJO that would play anywhere else? 

He had to throw that. Had guys all over him. It wasn’t Sam’s fault.

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

sam threw that shit when johnson was laying on the ground  this is the most embarassing football team in all of FBS.  honestly is there anyone on this team outside of DD and maybe ROJO that would play anywhere else? 

he was getting wrapped up as he threw, but this all on the OL. Getting manhandled. 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Akers' teams actually played defense. 

True.  Dammit.

Just now, Zavala said:

Offense goes 3 and out THREE FUCKING TIMES AND A GOOSE EGG and people will blame Orlando.

Oh no, it's also Herman. He just seems content with sucking shit on offense and (hopefully) winning by luck by 1 pt

Our defense has been horrible all season but seems to have It’s best moments when the offense doesn’t show up. 

1 minute ago, RPM said:

If he didn't trip, he was gone.

Actually, that ball might have been overthrown, which caused the runner to change his stride, throwing him off

Just need to keep it close...Campbell will get scared and keep us in it as evident by the last possession but we need to make them pay with the chances we have.

1 minute ago, Bevo14 said:

Kidnap Campbell and his staff and leave Mensa and Co. behind

I seem to say this no matter who we play. 

This a slow smooth butt fucking. Long and slow.

Good job Overshown. Just overrun the play. God our coaching sucks

2 minutes ago, Zharkov said:

Run, Run, Pass, Punt...

Fred Akers?!?

In fairness, his teams were FG, FG, FG, FG with defense.  This team can’t do shit.

Tom Herman's run game is Greg Davis but in shotgun formation. 

1 minute ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

4 possessions; 1 FD.  Is that good?

4 possessions, 4 punts, 33 total yards.

3 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

Charlie Strong did a better job of coaching the team than what is on display today.

This is beyond bad football.

The shark has been jumped. 

Charlie was a Super Nice Guy™, but that's just silly.

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I'd like to get excited about that pick

 

But here comes the offense

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