November 16, 20196 yr 2 minutes ago, Dnaguy said: Craig James is gonna neg u for the porta potty timeout.
November 16, 20196 yr My lazy ass yellow lab sitting here next to me could call this offense better. Fire Mensa today!
November 16, 20196 yr Goddamn Sam must be Heisman caliber to have to overcome this abortion of an offensive staff
November 16, 20196 yr 1 minute ago, DaysOff said: 2 minutes ago, BoomerSooner2578 said: Still have UT winning this. Pretty surprised at the play-calling on offense, but I'm counting on halftime adjustments. 7-7 at half, prolly. Well you're an idiot Cool. I'll bow out of the thread.
November 16, 20196 yr Hey, the run game really worked last week and Herman said he had no idea who we were playing next week. So it makes sense.
November 16, 20196 yr I should just stop watching games and follow Surly. Way more entertaining and enjoyable
November 16, 20196 yr Just now, MirrOlure said: Is there a channel that shows abortions? FS1 is currently airing one.
November 16, 20196 yr I really can’t understand how inept we are on offense. I mean, we’re not capable of creating anything.
November 16, 20196 yr Our cleats are not long enough. It’s obvious. Get off your asses equipement guys and do your job. It’s so fucking obvious.
November 16, 20196 yr Watch.. in a bit the offense will show signs of life and the defense will suddenly not be able to stop anything...
November 16, 20196 yr 1 minute ago, Iconoclast Texan said: Watch the 4K feed. No ads at all. Dude you are my fucking hero. This is one in a million because I have shit Xfinity and there's only like 10 games all year in 4k on this shit I think. Hells yeah.
November 16, 20196 yr 2 minutes ago, BillyGoatHill said: Our O line is nonexistent. 2 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said: what the fuck is wrong with our offense. Nailed it
November 16, 20196 yr Just now, Coach pop a bitch said: Can we just start next season already? Hell no. Not with Mensa and his fuckin yokels in charge.
November 16, 20196 yr 1 minute ago, Tommy Nobis said: This is the worst offensive performance by a UT team in a long time. Texas Bowl vs Pig. This is the same shit.
November 16, 20196 yr If we go scoreless in the first half and fail to convert a turnover into points----i swear....... any participation ribbon mensa defenders left?
November 16, 20196 yr Just now, ShowMeALoss said: Do we have any trick play that we can use to get some momentum? What for it'll get us a first down and the OC will just go back to bullshit
November 16, 20196 yr Going for it on 4th and 2 down 7-0 in the 2nd quarter at the 20 with the wind at your back screams panic. It sends the message that you have to tie the game up right now. It's stupid.
November 16, 20196 yr Time to hit the bourbon. Hard. Glad I chose that route before the game even kicked off.
November 16, 20196 yr Roschon has had a rough day. 2 drives have ended because of his mistakes. The play calling is unbelievably conservative. I understand we are limited with WRs but damn.
November 16, 20196 yr We can't get a 1st down against Iowa Fucking State?21st ranked defense. Have you been paying attention?
November 16, 20196 yr Iowa State's best defense ... is whoever is calling the plays for Texas today. And somebody please buy Roschon a pair of cleats.
November 16, 20196 yr Just now, Apex73 said: This shit makes Shawn Watson look like a genius. I'm not on that ledge, but you're not wrong.
November 16, 20196 yr Only bright side is that it’s doubtful ISU will be able to move the ball the rest of the game. Offense/coaching staff need to pull their heads out of their asses. Edited November 16, 20196 yr by Helobious
November 16, 20196 yr My lazy ass yellow lab sitting here next to me could call this offense better. Fire Mensa today! How much does your Lab want per year?
November 16, 20196 yr the thing about that last turnover was they got nothing from it because fuck head went for it to prove the offense wasn't floundering. The defense gave the offense a gift and Herman shat on it. Edited November 16, 20196 yr by Mdhorn
November 16, 20196 yr 2 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said: what the fuck is wrong with our offense. oline is a bunch of pussies for the 10th year in a row
November 16, 20196 yr Just now, Bevo14 said: Hell no. Not with Mensa and his fuckin yokels in charge. Hell yes the faster that season gets here the faster he's gone
November 16, 20196 yr Just now, longhornmatt said: Have we called a single running play with any kind of misdirection? Option, counter, designed cutback ... anything? This is like the Shawn Watson version of running the ball. Tim Beck probably is calling plays again. We just enjoy sending guys into brick walls I guess. This is Herman's fucking offense. This is his staff. These are his players. No fucking excuses for him. He can go take his dumbass mensa self and get the fuck out of Austin. We hired a fucking fraud twice in a row.
November 16, 20196 yr Why are these abortion doctors dressed up in longhorn uniforms? I thought Halloween was over. Fuck this nightmare shit. ISU Freshman moving the ball on us.
November 16, 20196 yr Just now, Neonmoon said: Leitao is better at selling drugs A drug dealer should have never been allowed to come to Texas
November 16, 20196 yr 1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said: Our offense continues to fuck its own face Ahh, the old Marilyn Manson play from middle school..
November 16, 20196 yr 10 minutes ago, MirrOlure said: I used to really enjoy watching Texas play. Now it’s like getting kicked in the nuts over and over and over. I had a vasectomy yesterday that was more fun than watching this
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