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#1111
1 minute ago, DaysOff said:
2 minutes ago, BoomerSooner2578 said:
Still have UT winning this. Pretty surprised at the play-calling on offense, but I'm counting on halftime adjustments. 
7-7 at half, prolly.

Well you're an idiot

Cool. I'll bow out of the thread. 

#1118

Our cleats are not long enough. It’s obvious. Get off your asses equipement guys and do your job. It’s so fucking obvious.

#1119

Watch.. in a bit the offense will show signs of life and the defense will suddenly not be able to stop anything...

#1120
1 minute ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

Watch the 4K feed. No ads at all.

Dude you are my fucking hero.

This is one in a million because I have shit Xfinity and there's only like 10 games all year in 4k on this shit I think.

Hells yeah.

#1123
Just now, Coach pop a bitch said:

Can we just start next season already?

Hell no. Not with Mensa and his fuckin yokels in charge.

#1127

If we go scoreless in the first half and fail to convert a turnover into points----i swear.......

any participation ribbon mensa defenders left?

 

 

#1129

Going for it on 4th and 2 down 7-0 in the 2nd quarter at the 20 with the wind at your back screams panic. It sends the message that you have to tie the game up right now. It's stupid.

#1131

Roschon has had a rough day.  2 drives have ended because of his mistakes.  The play calling is unbelievably conservative.  I understand we are limited with WRs but damn.

#1135
Just now, Apex73 said:

This shit makes Shawn Watson look like a genius.

I'm not on that ledge, but you're not wrong.

#1137

Only bright side is that it’s doubtful ISU will be able to move the ball the rest of the game. Offense/coaching staff need to pull their heads out of their asses. 

Edited by Helobious

#1138
My lazy ass yellow lab sitting here next to me could call this offense better.   Fire Mensa today!   
How much does your Lab want per year?
#1139

the thing about that last turnover was they got nothing from it because fuck head went for it to prove the offense wasn't floundering.  The defense gave the offense a gift and Herman shat on it.

Edited by Mdhorn

#1141
2 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

what the fuck is wrong with our offense. 

oline is a bunch of pussies for the 10th year in a row

#1143
Just now, longhornmatt said:

Have we called a single running play with any kind of misdirection?  Option, counter, designed cutback ... anything?   This is like the Shawn Watson version of running the ball.   Tim Beck probably is calling plays again.

We just enjoy sending guys into brick walls I guess.  

This is Herman's fucking offense.  This is his staff.  These are his players.  No fucking excuses for him.  He can go take his dumbass mensa self and get the fuck out of Austin.  We hired a fucking fraud twice in a row.  

#1147
1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Our offense continues to fuck its own face 

Ahh, the old Marilyn Manson play from middle school..

 

#1148
10 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

I used to really enjoy watching Texas play. Now it’s like getting kicked in the nuts over and over and over.

I had a vasectomy yesterday that was more fun than watching this

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