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If he’s anything like my dog, at least 2-3 biscuits per night.
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FUCK YOU IOWA STATE TURDS FUCK YOU

2 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

How did we go from Vince Young, Jamal Charles, Ramonce Taylor, Jordan Shipley, Colt McCoy to this? How????

I’m right there with you asking the same question for a while now.

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

Leitao is better at selling drugs 

nope--he got caught there too.  

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Good job bringing pressure that never gets close...

We're getting out-physical'd. That's really it. Their OL is getting a push and ours isn't. We are managing a pass rush, so there's that.

Weird blitz line taken by Brandon Jones

2 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Only bright side is that it’s doubtful ISU will be able to move the hall the rest of the game. Offense/coaching staff need to pull their heads out of their asses. 

shut the fuck up GIF by Veep HBO

We have to grind for every fucking yard on the ground while they just open holes and their RB hits them fast. 

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

A drug dealer should have never been allowed to come to Texas

And a rape enabler should never be hired as coach at Texas.

 

Both happened under mensa.

Worthless blitz, other team 1st down

 

Drink a shot

So nice of us nit to contest a pass/catch

We will attempt to come back in the second half and come up short. Then Tom Herman will tell us how proud he is of the fight and not giving up.

nice safety blitz from the outside.  Didn't see that coming.

It always looks like Bimage is contemplating doing something dirty after he makes a tackle

Ah, welcome to another Saturday where I drunkenly yell at our shit play calling on TV.

Existence is pain.

 

Huge hold there on 2nd down, three steps from the QB, out in space, in front of God and everyone

10 yard cushion for a 3rd and 9. Classic Orlando.

Kenyatta Watson guarding their go-to guy on 3rd and long..

Their 
OL
IS
HOLDING
LIKE
A
MOTHERFUCKER
EVERY
GODDAMN
PLAY
I honestly looked to see if the first letter of every word spelled out "Epstein didn't kill himself" or something.

Those blitz’s from a mile away ain’t gonna work Orlando.

How many times can you shoot yourself in the dick before you have a pussy?

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Their 

OL

IS

HOLDING

LIKE

A
MOTHERFUCKER

EVERY

GODDAMN

PLAY

EVERYBODY HOLDS!!!

ALL CAPS!!!

mitchell literally tackled himself, and gets lucky on the takedown 

And Orlando goes back to being full retard with his shitty delayed blitzes from 10 yards out.

1 minute ago, The_highest_of_fives said:

If I ever stole a Texas defensive players wallet, I would just need to do a spin move to get away

What are you, some kinda ninja?

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