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1 minute ago, Mileslong said:


All three of those hit the receivers in the hands, don’t blame him you idiot

Nice job you enabling cunt...

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Just now, Wishbone said:

Bring in ROJO. Not dissing Sam, just that sometimes you need to shake things up in a game like this.

Should have done this against TCU

Just now, tbone_ said:

Was that three straight throws to 13?

Naw, frying pan hands Epps also. 

Apparently Storm trooper unis are just white flag unis
University of Texas at Paris?
Just now, Neonmoon said:

It is the coaches fault that no one can tackle. That no one can catch. That no one can throw. Jesus 

This is correct.

1 minute ago, DaysOff said:
2 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:
I'm thinking of goin' out for a bit. Anybody need anything?

Margarita

What kinda pussy drinks a margarita when they are miserable? Drink tequila straight

Edited by Coach pop a bitch

3 minutes ago, Chad said:

Can that retard Orlando PLEASE scrap the delayed blitz from his playbook? How many times this season has it resulted in big plays? For fucks sake.....

michael cohen GIF

1 minute ago, Burt Macklin said:

What a terrible throw. Literally couldn’t start the second half worse.

au contrair my friend.   that first tipped pass by Sam could have been housed    that would have been worse

This team is just bad and looks like it gives two shits about football

That last throw was fucking terrible. Are you Sam’s mom??? All you do is defend every terrible thing he does

No it was low and it hit the wr in his hands, the other two were within their frame. You guys act like every drop is his fucking fault. OU receivers catch all three of those. No QB outs very ball in perfectly.

Flipped the script on that series. Three good play calls and three boners on Sam and the receivers.

This season just set the program back at least five more years.  I'm getting too old for this shit, don't have a lot more of these left in me.

2 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

I would love to know what happened in the offseason that led to this. 

what is the technical name for this?  3 down linemen, 2 LBs, sometimes 3, and then blitzes that take 5 and 6 seconds to get to the QB who then connects underneath for a 1st down or a goes for a homerun and half the time the receiver is wide open.

what is the name of this personnel formation?  seriously.

and did we play this way last year?  it's now proven NOT TO WORK to the tune of rape without lube for every P5 game we've played this year.

what happened in the offseason that created this abortion?

I love sam as a person but holy shit... casey at least gives us a dynamic running threat when the offense is stalling or u cant throw to a 6 6 receiver 


No it was low and it hit the wr in his hands, the other two were within their frame. You guys act like every drop is his fucking fault. OU receivers catch all three of those. No QB outs very ball in perfectly.

It’s both. That’s why we are mediocre.
1 minute ago, orangebird said:

Question: do I kill the rum or the whiskey to get me through the rest of this shit show?

why dont we have both GIF

1 minute ago, bigcigar said:

This is dumb

This is dumber.

1 minute ago, Wishbone said:

Bring in ROJO. Not dissing Sam, just that sometimes you need to shake things up in a game like this.

It seems like Sam plays inside a shell at times, and he goes stretches where he's inaccurate and timid. Then when his back is against the wall he runs like a bulldozer and puts the ball right where he needs to.

Maybe a change would get him fired up.

2 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

Now, let's watch Texas implode. A marshmallow-soft program. And that is the direct responsibility of Coach Tom Herman.

What's the over/under on recruiting de-commits next week?

Shut up, aggy.

6 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Strong start

I think I see what you did there.

Nice job you enabling cunt...

Enabling cunt? Jesus when did this board get infested with you morons. None of you ever fucking played obviously

and again bad angles by the defense and no tackling adds another 14 yards to the play

AS they said over and over on gameday this morning if you haven't proven you can win in 3 years you aren't going to. herman is no rhule or even ogeron

Epps should go talk to Shaka and see about playing basketball. They throw too many passes to him when they should be trying to work Jake in. 

Offensive coaching staff is the worst ive seen at Texas
 
ever
 
 
 
 
 
 
ever


To be fair, the players are doing their part for sure.

I don't know that I could fault a team for caving in a bit now, but Roach is going to do everything he can to prevent it.

hey look... lets run a screen with 3 WRs on one side where Texas is playing 2 DBs 10 yards off the line.  Imagine how many yards that would get...

3 minutes ago, orangebird said:

Question: do I kill the rum or the whiskey to get me through the rest of this shit show?

Mix them together

3 down lineman and we bring the blitz to the opposite side of the play call. Orlando is a fucking moron.

7 minutes ago, freyguy said:

Yeah, well done....

You whiffed on that. 

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

Offensive coaching staff is the worst ive seen at Texas

 

ever

 

 

 

 

 

 

ever

No.  This staff hasn’t screwed up the coin toss.  

Graham absolutely sucks.

1 minute ago, Dark Horse said:

Time get get black out drunk.

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Now, let's watch Texas implode. A marshmallow-soft program. And that is the direct responsibility of Coach Tom Herman.
What's the over/under on recruiting de-commits next week?
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU

YOU'RE THE FUCKFACE CLAIMING WE CAN'T FIRE FUCKFACE FOR PROGRAM STABILITY

Don't try to tackle him, push him!

soft as fuck defense. I hope they put up 40+ points this half. 

2 minutes ago, wood said:

Even the most automatic kickers miss an easy one from time to time. Let's put it this way ... do you think there was a greater chance of making that 4th & 2 or making the FG?

I would have kicked the field goal, but I think we have bigger problems right now 

Just now, Radical Larry said:

why dont we have both GIF

ive killed the Bumba , now its bacardi. Fuck it. This team is horrbly coached and my liver performs better than this team 

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