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1 minute ago, burntorangebongos said:

How the fuck is Ehlinger getting sacked so much?

Half of them are his fault. Shitty QB and shitty OL equals what we see

Edited by Cap Hooked

6 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:

 


He’s not ready for the big time, he’s a G5 coach and not a CEO. Too many responsibilities and pressure here for him.

 

I'm just wondering what he does all game. He just casually talks in the headset and has this blank stare all the time. 

Just now, Bullneck said:

We lost to LSU by 7.  Never looked the same after that.  What happened?

Coaching.

I wish one kid in this team had the balls in the huddle to say fuck see coaches. Instead of everyone running 3 yard hitches. This is what we are gonna do.    I’ll wager we get 3 more decommitts and a few more portals 

2 minutes ago, F250 said:

Whoever is calling the offense is obviously high as fuck.

No... I'm high as fuck and I could can call shit better than this.  They are just fucking morons...

How does everyone feel about financially supporting a coach, via ticket sales or TV watching, that probably only cares about sniffing coke off a stripper’s ass. I’m starting to not feel quite so good about that.

So fucking tired of the weekly excuses. Nothing will change, Herman will just chalk it up injuries with his stubborn ass

ISU needs 2 yards and the DBs are 10

yards off? Jeez

1 minute ago, Captain Ron said:

We called a timeout?!?!?!

Not like we're gonna need them when we're down 40

Game was over after the first Texas possession. Next year will be the same. Baylor and OU battling for the top spot in the conference while Texas struggles to become bowl eligible 

Just now, Irish Wrist Watch said:

At the press conference someone should ask Herman what kinds of drugs they were doing

Performance decreasing drugs.

Just now, clownin72 said:

So fucking tired of the weekly excuses. Nothing will change, Herman will just chalk it up injuries with his stubborn ass

I wasn’t aware of that. 

someone earlier said they quit three games ago, and that just might be the case. But I also think the offensive game plans and in game adjustments in offensive play calling have been of sub- Mensa levels

I really don't think I can watch the rest of this shit. For real. It is so fucking frustrating to watch.

2 minutes ago, F250 said:

Whoever is calling the offense is obviously high as fuck.

 Maybe Zach Smith was on to something?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

We lost to LSU by 7.  Never looked the same after that.  What happened?

LSU didn’t want to be there

3 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

SAm needs to sit for a series of two.

He needs real competition. But I know it will never happen with Westlake pretty much running UT.

2 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

Sam is hurt. He’s scared to run and he can’t throw. Put Casey in there dammit. 

DC have figured him out.  He’s effective when they play fast and things develop organic.  Don’t get why Mensa can figure that out.

4 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

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He undoubtedly sucks but this is Herman's and Beck's offense.

We look so bad. I’m so tired of shitty coaches. No creativity. No situational awareness. No self awareness. No identity. Squandered talent. We took the hot young coach everyone wanted. He’s just not able to see past his own ego. They won’t run him off. He’ll get one more year and if there’s an uptick, like Georgia, maybe more. I’m just tired of caring so much about something I have no control over. There’s still booze.

This is at least the 5th time this season that I've been watching a Texas game and felt proud of myself for not breaking anything.  

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I hate everything about this team. Among the worst shit I’ve personally witnessed and I’m a 53 year old lifetime fan alum and all that bullshit

4 minutes ago, VaLonghorn99 said:

Fuck why didn't we run on 3rd and short

It doesn't matter. It would've just been some slow-developing, wait for your blockers to get blown up and then tackled for a 3 yard loss kind of a run.

Iowa State has exactly zero penalties today. (We have one.)

Just now, EuroHorn said:

Game was over after the first Texas possession. Next year will be the same. Baylor and OU battling for the top spot in the conference while Texas struggles to become bowl eligible 

UT is now back to being Baylor's bitch for the foreseeable future. Or at least until Texas dumps Tom Herman.

Let that sink in for a few years.

Can we make Herman take the Mensa test again? 

Bout to be 27-7. 

What the fuck was that alignment? Fire everybody.

 

 

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2 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

were you not watching the first half?

Good catch. I joined in the final minutes of the half. Was very hopeful but feeling the pain now. We could beat this team but just playing awful on offense. The defense also hasn't stopped them on any drive so far. 

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