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It wouldn’t be Texas football if we weren’t down 14 -0 right away. Prepare your anus.

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Just now, Slade said:

Really wish Sam would just check out of those bullshit play calls. 

Does he have the IQ for that? Seems like he's a meathead playing QB.

Haha how did this idiot produce so much offense as an OC 

Fatface Herman is losing his appeal.

Saw our cover man rather than running to the returner, slowing down and punching Iowa player in the face. That'll never get called. Thug bastard

Just now, LTtxfan said:

Fire Mehringer.... WRs can't block worth a SHIT!!

There were 4 defenders and 2 blockers. The play was dead from beginning. 

We have a 3rd rate middle school coaching staff.    Such an unwatchable product all the way around.

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

Honestly can't wait for Sam to graduate. 

I think he's playing with broken ribs since LSU and they've told him to "game manage" instead of win. Garbage how tiny Herman and Beck's nuts are.

We NEVER stretch the fucking field early. Always let the defense play aggressive as fuck and keep all the momentum.

Momentum is real Mensa you dumb fucking asshole.

1 minute ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Lol. Mensa isn't smart enough to be a HC and OC at the same time 

Shit, I bet he couldn't find the right doorknob to get out of his mansion this morning until at least the third try.

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Sam's just not a real smart fella....when he thinks we're dead, when he just plays on instincts things are fine.

Poorly coached, poorly disciplined, and poorly prepared. Coaching staff full of frauds

3 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

I guess running the same receiver screen a thousand times is diagnosable.

especially early in the game.  No one will expect it if we continue to do it unsuccessfully early on since that would be really stupid.  The best part is that it was totally scripted.

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1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

its amazing that this 2019 team is the exact 180 degree reflection of the 2018 team.  2018 started slow and poor and got better each week to be a force at the end of the year.  2019 team started as a force and has progressively got worse and worse   they are the true benjamin button football team 

Or maybe early 2018 was a toddler, turned into a young man by the end of 2018, middle aged by LSU game this year and now is an old man. 

About to die.

Time to go pickup the dog shit my yard.   Might as well get some sun instead of watching the dog shit on TV right now.  Fuck you Orlando, Herman, and Beck.  

Second and three and you have a chance to chance to run the ball twice to pick up a first down and maybe some momentum and instead the entire offense looks like it has Tourette’s syndrome.

Right now I'd take Case McCoy over Sam. He's sucked ass ever since the OU game. He's taking entirely too many sacks, turning the ball over constantly, flat out missing open receivers, it's almost as if he's a Freshman QB all over again.

Herman looks exactly like PC Principal from South Park in those glasses. Right down to the facial expression.

i for one enjoy the 2 yard pop passing offense.  it keeps the O line fresh for when we take control in the 4th qtr

Well we haven’t muffed a punt yet. So there’s that.

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

Ingram with his one good carry before we abandon the run 

Also had his obligatory -2 yard carry.

Maybe Ro Jo will come in and jump over somebody and get this fucking offense rolling.

Or maybe. JUST MAYBE. THROW A FUCKING RB SCREEN AGAINST PRESURE YOU FUCKNGIN DUCKHEADS

Just now, Zavala said:

I think he's playing with broken ribs since LSU and they've told him to "game manage" instead of win. Garbage how tiny Herman and Beck's nuts are.

We NEVER stretch the fucking field early. Always let the defense play aggressive as fuck and keep all the momentum.

Momentum is real Mensa you dumb fucking asshole.

well that is fucking stupid if our coaches have done that.  we don't have the defense to game manage

Offense: hire Harrell, Eric Morris, Chad Morris or Cumbie. Scrap the smash spread. Run the air raid
 
Defense: hire Chizik or Muschamp or Robinson. Fire orlando
 
ST: fire horny. Hire anyone

Akina would be more impactful than anyone else.
1 minute ago, Bruh Man said:

Somebody's getting fired today.

HaHa... Mensa says "we got'em where we want them!!"

Just give them another TD to make score 14-0, then Horns will start playing!!

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

Warehime

beck

mehringer

orlando

burt

leitao

estelle

boyce

 

all have no business at UT. And no excuse to be

forgot Casey Horny

2 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

It wouldn’t be Texas football if we weren’t down 14 -0 right away. Prepare your anus.

that's why I'm sick of watching our games. What is the point of tuning in for the first quarter? 

Just tuned in. WTF? Same shit every week 

Again with this team. 

We look like we haven’t practiced since September.

Outplayed by a bunch of 3-star try-hards. Again.

We're probably gonna be in a 14-0 hole again. This time on the road against a better opponent. 

3 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

Somebody's getting fired today.

No, no their not. 

more fucking holding. christ call it once at least

2 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

Does he have the IQ for that? Seems like he's a meathead playing QB.

This.  He reads defenses with the efficiency of Helen Keller

How do you guys really feel? Hard to tell.

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