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Just a fucking terrible, utterly winnable game that we drop. Why does watching Texas football have to be such a shot in the dick all the fucking time.

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This win is brought to you by the big 12 refs. When you beed an extra hand, hand us some cash.

Cock sucking Herman estrogen offense 

I want to open an official inquiry into whoever called the 3 plays on Texas’ last possession.  That shit was criminal.  

is Herman now aware we are one of the most penalized teams?

Shit play calling, shit execution, everything about that game was fucking shit.  Fire everybody.

CDC go herman deserves to be taggarted, meet him at the airport and get rid of this joke

Fuck this staff and the big 12 and fuck cdc if he doesn't do jack shit about this fucking clown show.  10 fucking years of this shit and its getting worse.

Coaching collapse and player collapse. Fucking lovely.

1 minute ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

Calm the fuck down

Shut up. You're probably the only Herman defender left. Fuck you and Tom, H-town fagets

Iowa State injures their own kicker in the celebration.  This truly was The Battle of Retards.

Deserved to lose, u cant play 2% of the game and expect to win shit.....

Sick of seeing refs pop up on every last drive and determine outcomes

Herman better not be here next year.

Baylor’s going to destroy us, we will pull it off against tech, and be an 8 win team

Herman is a terrible coach. I would have called a better game. Fire him and hire urban, I don't care.

Didn't see the game... Box score says Brock Purdy threw for tree fiddy...

How is not stopping the pass a good thing.

About the dumbest thing I've ever seen a Texas team do. That was Leon Lett-level stupidity there.


This this this this and this

Herman has to go
3 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

That is fucking unbelievable. Fuck whoever that was that jumped offsides i'm so fuckin pissed rn.

It was Roach. What did DKR once famously say about Roach-es?

Embarrassing loss...what a meltdown. All on coaching there. No reason they should have jumped offsides. Just stay in your stance and if the kicker makes a long FG then he earned it

Tom is a fucken joke.  So fucken tough not going for three cuz he acts like he has to set a tone then turns into a conservative bitch she. The game is on the line

Fuck you Tom. That’s on your stupid fucking ass. Take the points you stupid Mensa fuck.

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Lol big balls Tom turned into scared vagina Tom and now we lose. 

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Just now, MillerEP said:

Baylor’s going to destroy us, we will pull it off against tech, and be an 8 win team

How many wins do you think we have?

1 minute ago, Liquor and Poker said:

I want to open an official inquiry into whoever called the 3 plays on Texas’ last possession.  That shit was criminal.  

My guess is butterteeth jr 

3 minutes ago, JBJ said:

 

This.

Yeah it's funny how they have to have a big conference after an "offsides" to be sure it's not to obvious when they rig the game. 

I’m officially on the fire Herman train. Fucking no balls play not to lose bitch má-fé pussy motherfucker.

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1 minute ago, Juke_Em said:

Embarrassing loss...what a meltdown. All on coaching there. No reason they should have jumped offsides. Just stay in your stance and if the kicker makes a long FG then he earned it

And EVEN if he makes it you still have over 2 minutes left to do something. Just unbelievable. 

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Fuck you Tom. That’s on your stupid fucking ass. Take the points you stupid Mensa fuck.

wut?

Good bye ranking

3 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:
5 minutes ago, Iconoclast Texan said:
Calm the fuck down

fuck you. this shit is all your fault.

What! 

At this point I want Baylor to go undefeated and get into the playoff.  Only because it would make Herman's seat nuclear hot.

Just now, Patricio Swayze said:

I’m officially on the fire Herman train. Fucking no balls play not to lose bitch má-fé pussy motherfucker.

Yeah, this team has no killer instinct because the head man has no killer instinct.

Are we going to defend Roach again this week. He sucks.

I thought they moved as well, but my stupid pa vue dvr didnt record. Anyone got a video?

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