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The correct team won this game. 
 

trying to burn clock at the 4 minute mark should be grounds for immediate release of duties. 

I don't even care we didn't take the points early (shitty play call tho).

But if you're going to man up and go for it then, don't be a fucking pussy and turtle with 4 min left.  Mensabitch.

I'm done.. After 30 years of putting up with some shitty ass football. I'm done.

Just now, Brothahorn said:

 


TH is one dumb sum bitch. He leaves points on the field trying to be a badass. But then turtles up by 1 point, deep in his own territory. When the only success has come from passing.

 

It's almost unfathomable at how stupid of a human he really is. It's like you have to try and be THAT stupid. I'm at a loss for words as to why or how he became a HC. No one that stupid should ever be in charge of anything, much less the football team at Texas.

3 minutes ago, EuroHorn said:

Team is average at best.  Without another coaching change and it will be another decade before they’re competing for anything other than bowl eligibility 

Fify

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2 minutes ago, Ravishing Rick said:

1. Should have kicked the FG in the first half

2. Absolute shit playcalling the last Texas drive.  I mean seriously, did you think running it into the line was going to work, BASED OFF OF ANYTHING YOU SAW DURING THE FUCKING GAME?  fuck right off

3. Roach jumping offsides.  I'm speechless.

4. The offense the first 29 minutes of the first half - WTF.  Just WTF.

There's huge gaps of other shit that happened, but your point #4 is the game in a nut shell.

When we play "not to lose" and try to "hold onto the ball" we go three and out. It's pathetic. That's the game right there. Not scoring or even getting a few first downs the entire first half is what lost the game. 

I’m sure it’s been said but it sure would’ve been nice to have that fg in the first half

 

2 minutes ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

The guy was saying he hates this team. I told him to calm down. I’m just as pissed as anyone at the coaching 

Your "Texas Savior" is a goddamn waterhead.

2 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Without Ehlinger, would average 7 wins a year

 With ehlinger,  8 wins a year.  Whoop! 

We had the ball late and conceded the offensive side of the ball over to ISU.  Texas didn't even make them use up their time outs.  Then they got dumb defensively and jumped the count.  Bam--losing all around, except Herman is going to blame everybody else if he is even brave enough to answer questions.     

My expectations are higher than Tom’s Mensa-ing

2 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

I don't even care we didn't take the points early (shitty play call tho).

But if you're going to man up and go for it then, don't be a fucking pussy and turtle with 4 min left.  Mensabitch.

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1 minute ago, mdmost said:

When he passed up a FG earlier in the game for a 4th and 3 that we failed on.

Of course if we had the 17 then we probably kick the FG for the tie instead of getting the TD to Epps and then the rest is the same.  The context of every decision from there would change especially scoring decisions.  FTR, I would have taken the 3 there.  Just sayin'.

Anyone got urban’s agent’s number? We need to put some feelers out there.

I’m out.  Been a tshirt fan since the 90’s when I lived down by Austin, but I can’t watch this shit pile any more.  Nobody does less with more than Texas.  It literally is the same garbage over and over and over again.  Doesn’t matter, different coaches, different players, same old bullshit.  Less with more.  I hope that they can return, and I’ll be  standing by, but I’m done caring, done rooting, done watching.  Cheers.  Fuck you.

I can’t wait to hear how arrogant and smug this dipshit is in the press conference if he gets asked a tough/reasonable question. 

Just now, Tx_2_Sc85 said:

I’m sure it’s been said but it sure would’ve been nice to have that fg in the first half

 

They would have scored a TD.  But yeah woulda saved us the excruciating offsides.  The game was lost on our last drive.  

I'm glad Tom is not for hitting the reset button with Orlando and Beck.  It makes it easier to hit the reset button on his ass.  Now they are all gone, problem solved.

2 minutes ago, Tx_2_Sc85 said:

I’m sure it’s been said but it sure would’ve been nice to have that fg in the first half

 

They score a td at the end if we have those 3 extra points. 

We need to spam CDCs twitter to force some change.

 

We need to convince Urban that Austin weather is better for his health than Ohio’s.

Also, Roach didn't jump offsides. Roach moved, didn't go into the neutral zone, then the O linemen jumped. 

The rig12 refs had another 4 min conference to be sure they "got this right" meaning they were making sure that it wouldn't be too obvious they were gonna fuck us.

Watch the replay.

I admit. I was a believer from before day 1 on Herman. Thought we finally got it right. The last 4 weeks got me leaning a little. Now I’m convinced he’s not the one. This isn’t going to work. CDC needs to nip it now. Tom can’t get out of his own way. Fire the whole fucking mess now. Let CDC get the right guy in here without further delay. Tom is a mistake that needs correcting, don’t let it fester any more. Embarrassing it is. It’s apparently harder for us to hire a good staff than it is for most every other program.

Just now, BurntOrangeAss said:

Anyone think we're going to be in the playoff picture next year?

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Just now, MillerEP said:

We need to spam CDCs twitter to force some change.

The interns running that account don’t care. 

2 minutes ago, SideSlip said:

I’m out.  Been a tshirt fan since the 90’s when I lived down by Austin, but I can’t watch this shit pile any more.  Nobody does less with more than Texas.  It literally is the same garbage over and over and over again.  Doesn’t matter, different coaches, different players, same old bullshit.  Less with more.  I hope that they can return, and I’ll be  standing by, but I’m done caring, done rooting, done watching.  Cheers.  Fuck you.

Fuck you, goodbye.

t. Texas Alumni who has to sit through this shit even though my favorite football team has been Florida since I was a little kid

5 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

 Our previous losses had most to do with injuries. Not today, today was plain stupidity. Fuck this fucking dumbass team

Yep. Mensa can't blame injuries for this one. Secondary is toast no matter who is back there. And this staff is constantly out coached in all facets of the game 

1 minute ago, Zavala said:

Also, Roach didn't jump offsides. Roach moved, didn't go into the neutral zone, then the O linemen jumped. 

The rig12 refs had another 4 min conference to be sure they "got this right" meaning they were making sure that it wouldn't be too obvious they were gonna fuck us.

Watch the replay.

Doesn’t make Roach any less of a fucking moron. He can’t graduate fast enough. 

Just now, Girdwood said:

The interns running that account don’t care. 

He cares about money.  Hit him up if you have 10 billion dollars.  But wait a few weeks so he doesn’t think it’s just emotion.  

You take the 3 points on the road every FUCKING time. His propensity to pass up free points is astonishingly stupid.

 

fuck him.

 

fuck this whole staff.

These kids don’t have a fucking chance.

1 minute ago, Girdwood said:

The interns running that account don’t care. 

Sneak it in there between some small chickenshit soccer mom issue.

I've been having trouble finding a place to put my stroller on Bevo Blvd. Fire Tom Herman. Do you think we could put a kids zone check-in or something?

Urban and other commentators  say it’s a Head-scratcher, shouldn’t happen with recruiting differential  and on the the coaches.  Come fix this shit Urban!

At this point I would take a known fraud like Rich Rod or Charlie Weis over this shit.  
 

We are better than we were under Charlie but Herman manages to make it feel worse. 

Just now, Zavala said:

Sneak it in there between some small chickenshit soccer mom issue.

 

 

Haha. 

We gotta be fair here. Gave Strong 3 years and he sucked ass. Herman has had 3 years and he sucks ass. Should get the same end result as Strong - fired

-- and get paid millions to walk away and do nothing.. booohoooo

18 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Watching Texas Football is now a miserable experience that I actively avoid and, on the rare occasions I actually watch this team, I regret it.  

Bumped for truth

Texas just got jacked by a team of Longhorn and OU rejects but this happened at TCU too because coaching matters.  

Just now, Horn Dog said:

Urban and other commentators  say it’s a Head-scratcher, shouldn’t happen with recruiting differential  and on the the coaches.  Come fix this shit Urban!

Fuck Urban. But someone needs to fix it.

5 minutes ago, Zavala said:

Also, Roach didn't jump offsides. Roach moved, didn't go into the neutral zone, then the O linemen jumped. 

The rig12 refs had another 4 min conference to be sure they "got this right" meaning they were making sure that it wouldn't be too obvious they were gonna fuck us.

Watch the replay.

He did go into the neutral zone, but he didn’t contact anyone. Stupid on his part. 

And you’re just gonna leave out the refs no call on the obvious PI by Texas on ISU’s fake field goal. 

Texas deserves a better coach than Charlie Strong or Tom Herman. Texas is blue blood, or use to be. They’re paying their coaches like blue bloods. Tom better start coaching like the “elite” that he expects his players to be. 

That last offensive series was beyond dumb. They basically kneeled 2 times and have them the ball back.

Just now, Brandywine said:

Texas deserves a better coach than Charlie Strong or Tom Herman. Texas is blue blood, or use to be. They’re paying their coaches like blue bloods. Tom better start coaching like the “elite” that he expects his players to be. 

He won’t. 

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