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Just now, Zavala said:

Also had his obligatory -2 yard carry.

Maybe Ro Jo will come in and jump over somebody and get this fucking offense rolling.

Or maybe. JUST MAYBE. THROW A FUCKING RB SCREEN AGAINST PRESURE YOU FUCKNGIN DUCKHEADS

Exactly lol. -2 yards, good carry, have John Burt stand there and do whatever it is that he does 

FUCKING LINE UP IN PRESSURE AND BRING IT YOU FUCK

We might get better field position if we PUNT on 1st down. 

Jamison should starts

missed the stop on a receiver falling forward.

Blitz from the 3rd level. That deos’ do shet

wow we stopped them 

 

of course there was a takedown hold on the line that still didnt called.....

3 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

You know the coaching staff graduated a long time ago, though, right?

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2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

John Burt might literally be the worst football player I've ever seen 

Remember that one time when he scored that TD vs Notre Dame. Feels like a lifetime ago. How is he still here?

Redeem yourself Jones

Yay, a stop!

Now go get some points.  Or at least a first down.

Wow.

That huge. We looked half way competent 

At least he returned the kick.

 

4 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

Gonna be a long ass day.

Nah. Gonna be short. Quick and painless death here. Have the rest of the afternoon to do something else. 

6 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

I swear, we are the only team in CFB that can’t run WR screens. 

why is that?

 

Yay, a stop!
Now go get some points.  Or at least a first down.
Baby steps. Can we cross the 50?

I know it's been pointed out before, but Orlan_o's big ol' square head looks like a real life@Thujone cartoon.

Just now, Bruh Man said:

Remember that one time when he scored that TD vs Notre Dame. Feels like a lifetime ago. How is he still here?

Oh shit, that feels like it was 2010. How is he still here?

2 minutes ago, NAVY said:

Just tuned in. WTF? Same shit every week 

You missed it. Texas has had three TDs called back...

Just kidding

Just now, Neonmoon said:

Tom Herman has a baby dick 

 

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

i really miss 2018 Sam

Well play calling doesn’t help.  Pretty sure ever team in the county can see trips and a sideline pass coming on 3rd and short with us now.  Herman is so predictable now it’s a fucking joke

Can we get a 1st down this series, please?

3 minutes ago, Zavala said:

I think he's playing with broken ribs since LSU and they've told him to "game manage" instead of win. Garbage how tiny Herman and Beck's nuts are.

We NEVER stretch the fucking field early. Always let the defense play aggressive as fuck and keep all the momentum.

Momentum is real Mensa you dumb fucking asshole.

I think this is correct, but it doesn't really account for those first two series.  It does account for his more limited production over the longer term.

Running twice in a row isn't illegal you know

1 minute ago, RamjetFDO said:

I know it's been pointed out before, but Orlan_o's big ol' square head looks like a real life@Thujone cartoon.

Chizy

Purdy feaked out.  they had it blocked because our blitzer got stoned by a fucking running back.  we are a bunch of robots.

1 minute ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

why is that?

 

our receivers block like pussies 

Shit show + commercials makes it harder and harder to invest 4 hours in this shit.

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

holy shit a 3 and out

Just let em get that first easy TD and two 3 and outs just to fuck with their heads.

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It's pretty obvious we tip the fuck out of our plays...

Tom Herman still hasn't noticed that our offense starts off in a coma every week.

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