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Herman: "If you want proof of how this Team is doing... Watch the Game"

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I don't know the IQ requirements to be a part of Mensa. I know Herman can't count that high.

Yeah.  I'm out.  This is effing pathetic.

Offense sucks.  Defense sucks.  KO team can't even field a fair catch.

how much are these coaches getting paid?  what have they fucking accomplished to deserve it.  fire these fucking assholes.

I don't know exactly what the tipping point was, but I don't care any more. If the university doesn't give a shit, it doesn't make a damn if I do.

5 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Not so good Mensa!!!

well, he didn't say this game 

I just hope Kurt Bowels has the balls to ask Herman if he's embarrassed at the money he's stealing for this shit show.

 

 

Well, thru three quarters, Coach Dipshit...we have the same amount of total offense as you have total Mensa IQ points.  140. 

One of those numbers is very impressive.  The other one should keep you warm when you co-host the next Mensa meeting because you're about to have all kinds of spare time you fucking child.  

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Why are we paying this guy... FIRE MEHRINGER

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16 minutes ago, HoustonHorn said:

I don't know the IQ requirements to be a part of Mensa. I know Herman can't count that high.

I personally think it takes an arrogant prick to apply for something like that.

2 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Why are we paying this guy... FIRE MEHRINGER

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One of the worst coached units on the team.

Just now, nunna yo bizness said:

One of the worst coached units on the team.

And that’s saying something 

Force mensa to retest.  Make him prove his intelligence (LOL).

Then fire him.  

2 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

Force mensa to retest.  Make him prove his intelligence (LOL).

Then fire him.  

He retests every Saturday and fails with regularity.

One day, they're gonna rename the Wunderlic test "The Herman Test", but it's not gonna be a compliment.  It was traditionally used to test folks that may not be academically smart, that were very "Football" smart.  Well, Herman's the exact fucking opposite.

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Young WRs and TEs have not been developed...

Coaches just not getting job done.  Players unhappy too!!

Asst Coaches -- GONE FOR SURE IN 2020

  • Mehringer 
  • Meekins 
  • Warehime
6 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Young WRs and TEs have not been developed...

Coaches just not getting job done.  Players unhappy too!!

Asst Coaches -- GONE FOR SURE IN 2020

  • Mehringer 
  • Meekins 
  • Warehime

I hope you know something.  I also hope that's just part of the list.

“I want my kids to win. Winners get the corner office, the big house, the hot wife, the whole nine.” Tom Herman

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55 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Not so good Mensa!!!

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Only 21 pts.... and 54yds rushing!!

DANG!!!

I personally think it takes an arrogant prick to apply for something like that.
This. And it's not even meaningful. It's like top 10% iq or something wholly unimpressive. I qualified based on my LSAT score jfc and I'm regarded!
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8 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

The problem, of course, is that he could have hired big name assistants when he started at Texas.  He was the next big thing, everyone is optimistic at the start of a new head coach’s tenure, and they all would know they’d get a fresh start and a few years to build.  

Now he’s going to be on the hot seat and damaged goods after 3 years of mediocrity, and it will be much harder to attract top talent to replace his dipshit buddies. 

As terrible as several current Texas assistants are, there are PLENTY of BETTER coaches Herman can still hire as replacements that would be more than willing to come to Texas.

 

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Why though? Let's just get a head coach who can coach and hire the right staff the first time.

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Lultz.....

Herman just said he didn't think Texas Coaches were outcoached.  Felt they were making good in-game adjustments -- REALLY TOM??

Your offense Only scored 21 pts.... and had only 54yds rushing!!

DUMBASS... needs retesting for Mensa status!!

He’s done. There’s a real possibility that Baylor blows us out. Will probably beat Tech, but fuck man, at this point we have a good chance to lose. If we finish 6-6 and go either 6-7 or 7-6, does that justify keeping  Herman? Not to me. Mack was fired after winning 8 and Charlie was fired after year 3 in a losing season. If Tom has a losing season, I think he’s gone. 

54 yards rushing and this dumbass doesn't understand why running up the middle twice with 4 mins left doesn't work.

Tom Herman is literally a self-proclaimed genius. He has an offensive background. Despite this the assistants are tilted toward the offense. So we have 7 offensive coaches and 4 defensive. 

And our offense is bereft of imagination or creativity. It is stagnant and stale. 

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3 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

54 yards rushing and this dumbass doesn't understand why running up the middle twice with 4 mins left doesn't work.

That was what pissed me off the most.

We should have been aggressive to get first downs but instead we curl up, punt, lose.

10 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

He’s done. There’s a real possibility that Baylor blows us out. Will probably beat Tech, but fuck man, at this point we have a good chance to lose. If we finish 6-6 and go either 6-7 or 7-6, does that justify keeping  Herman? Not to me. Mack was fired after winning 8 and Charlie was fired after year 3 in a losing season. If Tom has a losing season, I think he’s gone. 

I don't even think the win over Tech is a given.  Tech played TCU closer than we did.

I'm rooting for Baylor to go undefeated, because it will cause Herman's seat to get blisteringly hot.

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2 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

That was what pissed me off the most.

We should have been aggressive to get first downs but instead we curl up, punt, lose.

 

Meyer calling out the staff helps transition, if we go 6 and 7.  I hope they make a move at that record.  It should be a serious consideration.  Other thing that helps is if the portal fills up rather quickly.  

4 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Tom Herman is literally a self-proclaimed genius. He has am offensive background. Despite this the assistants are tilted toward the offense. So we have 7 offensive coaches and 4 defensive. 

And our offense is bereft of imagination or creativity. It is stagnant and stale. 

Well stated.  Out of rep.

3 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

well said kurt

3 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

Well, if it isn't Captain Obvious...

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5 minutes ago, orangebird said:

I don't even think the win over Tech is a given.  Tech played TCU closer than we did.

I'm rooting for Baylor to go undefeated, because it will cause Herman's seat to get blisteringly hot.

Bailor is coached a lot better than Texas right now....

Think about how bad that Bailor shithole was 3yrs ago....

DAMN IT!!! 

Just now, immamac said:

If I don't even want to come to this site anymore that's when I know it's getting bad. Coming here is just bad news and shared disappointment. 

One can only take so much misery even with company. 

Then post your home address on this thread as I have challenged you to do several times you coward. 

4 minutes ago, orangebird said:

Well, if it isn't Captain Obvious...

As blinding a glimpse of the obvious as that may be, it's unusual for Austin press to go on record like that.

2 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Bailor is coached a lot better than Texas right now....

Think about how bad that Bailor shithole was 3yrs ago....

DAMN IT!!! 

They could barely field a fucking team when Rhule got there.  They hired a good coach.  There's a reason NFL teams interview him.  I'm not sure Tom is even going to get a decent OC gig after he gets fired from Texas.

I personally think it takes an arrogant prick to apply for something like that.
apply?

mensa sent me an invitation after my sat.

i turned em down.

I sent mensa a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.

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