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Just now, Stunns38 said:

 


He’ll own Herm next week.

 

No shit. Dude took a 1-11 class of 3 stars to this in 2 years meanwhile we are scratching our assholes wiping the shit on the stall and smelling our fingers 

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  • Aqua Buddha
    Aqua Buddha

    Jesus, the officiating obsession on this site is full on Aggy.  You're watching OU and obsessing about the holding.  If that level of holding is legal in the conference, then the coach to it.  If not,

  • Soonermagic
    Soonermagic

    Well dip my nuts in ambrosia, as a sooner fan this forum is an absolute gold mine of near sexual satisfaction to read. You poor sad bastards!!!! I read this post from top to bottom and wow am I satisf

  • No fuck you, Beau. They dumped Briles and got a coach that built them back up. They are light years better than us. Enjoy the fucking shit sandwich you get to eat here. I’ll enjoy watching Baylor roll

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1 minute ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

blOU has all the luck in close games that we seem not to have. Fuck those lucky cunts

Always.   Same shit.  Fucking tired of it.  Fuck ruhle too

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

A bunch of y'all need to get the taste of Matt Rhule's cock out of your mouths.  

Matt Rhule is a hard no.  Herman is a hard hell no.

All OU did different in the second half was run blitz every down.  And Baylor had nothing.  Half their offense is Brewer scrambling.  Let’s see if Todd has any clue.  

Fuck Baylor. I’m glad those cunts lost. 

When ou goes to the playoffs, whoever they draw is licking their lips at the thought of Hurts carrying the ball. He's terrible, and ou should be worried their loss will be of USC/ou proportions 

1 minute ago, TexasMan said:

What is it about OU when a team has them on their heels, said team turtles up and chokes? 

What is it about Texas that makes a team play fearless with all the confidence in the world, and keeps playing that way in the game, no matter the circumstance? 

It’s uncanny.  They catch all the breaks.  They have this confidence about them whereas we’re the damn bad news bears

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1 minute ago, TexasMan said:

What is it about OU when a team has them on their heels, said team turtles up and chokes? 

What is it about Texas that makes a team play fearless with all the confidence in the world, and keeps playing that way in the game, no matter the circumstance? 

Riley adjusts his offense. 

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

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How I feel right now.

Just now, ClubWhatever said:

All OU did different in the second half was run blitz every down.  And Baylor had nothing.  Half their offense is Brewer scrambling.  Let’s see if Todd has any clue.  

“You mean let them get a 25 point lead and THEN I can blitz every down? No problem, Tom!”

I was happy with either one of these team losing....might has well be Art Briles U.

Just now, ClubWhatever said:

All OU did different in the second half was run blitz every down.  And Baylor had nothing.  Half their offense is Brewer scrambling.  Let’s see if Todd has any clue.  

I'm sure he will but our run blitzes will be from 15 yards away and late.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Fuck Baylor

Fuck Matt Rhule

Fuck blow U too

1 minute ago, ClubWhatever said:

All OU did different in the second half was run blitz every down.  And Baylor had nothing.  Half their offense is Brewer scrambling.  Let’s see if Todd has any clue.  

Baylor only ran like 15 plays so there's that.  OU showed that physicality still matters.

2 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

No this conference licks every level of balls

We need one more team to split into two divisions.

We need competency exams for our refs. 

What else?

1 minute ago, Gatorubet said:

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Goddammit Baylor!!

Is this the play Arthur Briles was screaming for him to get up?

3 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

It's like they decided to stop doing what worked. Reminds me of someone on our staff...

Baylor had TD drives of 9 and 27 yards in the first half. Hurts fumbled in the endzone. Game could've been much more lopsided.

Fuck OU, but fuck Baylor for letting rapists run wild on campus and not paying any price for it. 

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

Fuck Baylor. I’m glad those cunts lost. 

Mount Vernon lost in the first round of the playoffs too, so Baylorfans is going to be on suicide watch.

Which is awesome.  

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2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

When ou goes to the playoffs, whoever they draw is licking their lips at the thought of Hurts carrying the ball. He's terrible, and ou should be worried their loss will be of USC/ou proportions 

He's terrible. Someone will win convincingly.

2 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

All OU did different in the second half was run blitz every down.  And Baylor had nothing.  Half their offense is Brewer scrambling.  Let’s see if Todd has any clue.  

I'm more worried about our piss poor offensive effort.

Like 10 times went 3 and out is an absolute fucking joke.

1 minute ago, closetohumping said:

It’s uncanny.  They catch all the breaks.  They have this confidence about them whereas we’re the damn bad news bears

Luck is what happens when opportunity meets preparation.

Baylor started hot but was too thin to keep up.  

Just now, Bullneck said:

We need one more team to split into two divisions.

We need competency exams for our refs. 

What else?

Maybe 2 teams to make it the big12.

15 minutes ago, ShowMeALoss said:

This is what A&M said when they couldn't win in the Big 12. How did that work out for them?

We're going to get screwed by the refs in whatever conference we moved to, but at least it wouldn't be to the exclusive benefit of a single team.  Bama is atop the SEC favoritism totem pole, but they'll also spread that around to FL, LSU, UGA, Auburn, and any other undefeated/playoff eligible team.  B1G will favor Ohio St, Mich, Penn St, and any other undefeated/playoff eligible team. 

Let the dirty Sooners go to the dirty SEC, their ceiling will be a minimum of 2-3 losses when they no longer are being bailed out and propped up by the conference refs.  Screw OU, we can play them OOC again, just like we did throughout most of the history.  And it will impact their recruiting, too.  We'd hold our own in the B1G, Pac, ACC, or even the SEC.  Get down to 4 power conferences and they will almost certainly expand the playoffs to 8 with a new format.  Which probably increases our odds of making the tournament.

And we aren't anything close to similar to A&M.  Comparing apples & eggplants.

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7 minutes ago, F250 said:

Shit is retarded. I miss the days of the Big 12 South winner kicking the shit out of Nebraska in the conference championship.

when the fuck Nebraska play in a confrence championship

Just now, A’Dam Psycho said:

Is this the play Arthur Briles was screaming for him to get up?

No

1 minute ago, Zavala said:

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Fuck Baylor

Fuck Matt Rhule

Fuck blow U too

FWIW, I think you're a poster of questionable utility.

Relying on others to beat OU is not our standard. Fuck you Tom Herman and your prick tease wife.

I know Baylor sucked the 2nd half tonight, but is there any doubt they smoke us next week? Between UT-Baylor and pats-cowboys games next weekend, my New Englander, Baylor-grad wife is going to be insufferable. 

It all starts with the Oline for OU.  Every year.  They’re huge, mobile, and they hold like mofos.  Every play.  

To comfort my sadness I’m going to put on my jammies and kick back and look at all the kick ass pics of our new south end zone...

Just now, C-Man said:

Baylor had TD drives of 9 and 27 yards in the first half. Hurts fumbled in the endzone. Game could've been much more lopsided.

I didn't watch the entirety from the beginning, but how else did they score?

2 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

Fuck this day.

Yeah, I was 0-3.  Oh, well, it's just college football.

The B12's "best-of" championship game selection process benefits the conference very much. You'll definitely send a team to the playoff.

Baylor is gonna push our shit in. 

Or they’re mentally f**ked after this loss
1 minute ago, LurkingHorn said:

I know Baylor sucked the 2nd half tonight, but is there any doubt they smoke us next week? Between UT-Baylor and pats-cowboys games next weekend, my New Englander, Baylor-grad wife is going to be insufferable. 

Sounds like you made a very poor choice.

5 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

When ou goes to the playoffs, whoever they draw is licking their lips at the thought of Hurts carrying the ball. He's terrible, and ou should be worried their loss will be of USC/ou proportions 

Make no mistake -- LSU, Ohio State or Clemson would destroy this OU team.

1 minute ago, Bullneck said:

Luck is what happens when opportunity meets preparation.

Baylor started hot but was too thin to keep up.  

Baylor would turn into fucking Tom Brady and the NE Patriots against us in the clutch. That’s if the refs don’t find a way to screw us before hand. Fuck it I’m just bitter

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

Hurts won the Heisman tonight.

Joe Burrow sneers in the general direction of this comment.

Why anybody would choose to play football at Texas instead of OU right now is beyond me. 

This morning while grocery shopping at HEB I negotiated nasty sex with my wife, if Baylor wins. I'm starting to get optimistic. I tried to get anal included but she said no.
 
 
Guess its gonna be another lonely night of jerking off using my tears for lube. Wife is out cold.
Just now, C-Man said:

Make no mistake -- LSU, Ohio State or Clemson would destroy this OU team.

Oh yeah, no doubt about that. Those three would clown this ou team. 

Alabama QB is out for the season & Bama probably out of the playoffs.  Now the rockstar QB they sat on the bench will be in the playoffs.  

Kinda funny?

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