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Baylor is not making the playoffs. I don't care what their record is. That is not happening.

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  • No fuck you, Beau. They dumped Briles and got a coach that built them back up. They are light years better than us. Enjoy the fucking shit sandwich you get to eat here. I’ll enjoy watching Baylor roll

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You can root for Baylor because they took their lumps and hired an honest to goodness actual football coach. Matt Rhule is what Tom Herman wishes he could be. Some guys talk about it while other guys prove it on the field.

5 minutes ago, Zharkov said:

Fuck ou, fuck the big 12, fuck tom herman.

And fuck baylor.

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19 minutes ago, NowThis said:

Baylor D is respectable. Do it Baylor, go 13-0, make the playoffs!

Mmmmmm no.

Just now, LonghornSean said:

Baylor is going to be in the mix of the playoff top 4 talk deep into November.  Meanwhile we can't even make the Alamo Bowl.  fml

Fify

Interesting idea to actually have a pass rush.

This game is not going how I thought it would be going...

1 minute ago, El Diablo said:

Baylor is not making the playoffs. I don't care what their record is. That is not happening.

Lulz

They are gonna go undefeated. The shit 12 sucks really really bad but even so I think they are getting in. Especially with Bammer fucking themselves out of Tua at QB. 

Hey didn't Charlie Brewers dad play at Texas and they didn't offer him?

1 minute ago, JustBecause said:

Tell me how do the Baylor players compare to Texas’ players?   Seriously is this just coaching?

Do you follow recruiting?

It's easy for me to like this Baylor team-- Rhule and this roster have nothing to do with RapeU and Briles.  The program went through an exodus and are still not deep, talent-wise.  This product is from Rhule and Snow.

Just now, Zavala said:

Hey didn't Charlie Brewers dad play at Texas and they didn't offer him?

Neither did OU for what that’s worth. 

3 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

Can we buy Matt Rhule from Baylor?

Need to pay what it takes to hire his entire staff.

Just now, Zavala said:

Hey didn't Charlie Brewers dad play at Texas and they didn't offer him?

You know that will be said every fucking minute with our game.  It’ll be revenge.  Again. 

If Oklahoma gets blown out here then beats Baylor in the big12 shit then no big12 teams ranked in the top 10 at the end of the year lulz

Look at what a well coached fearless team can do against mighty 0u.

Fuck you, Tom!

1 minute ago, Gravy Train said:

Do you follow recruiting?

It's easy for me to like this Baylor team-- Rhule and this roster have nothing to do with RapeU and Briles.  The program went through an exodus and are still not deep, talent-wise.  This product is from Rhule and Snow.

Sarcasm meter is broken. 

Just now, Zavala said:

If Oklahoma gets blown out here then beats Baylor in the big12 shit then no big12 teams ranked in the top 10 at the end of the year lulz

Thank you.  Something to root for. 

ha.  hurts sucks when his security blanket is taken away.  

This is awesome. 

Too bad Baylor will beat the shit out of Texas and their program is better than ours. Fuck me.

6 minutes ago, mdmost said:

You can root for Baylor because they took their lumps and hired an honest to goodness actual football coach. Matt Rhule is what Tom Herman wishes he could be. Some guys talk about it while other guys prove it on the field.

No, because their shitty fans still do not acknowledge the fuck up, similarly to Penn State.  They are less than self aware.  

I am laughing at Blow U.  But fuck Baylor.

Best humiliation since Stalin upset Hitler?

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accurate thread title is accurate 

Ou is farting up a storm!

Baylor throtteling the sooners and we cant beat iowa fucking state

ABC has gone dead on directv for me.

Gonna be a lot of raping on the Brazos tonight. 

Prepare thine anus. 

I'm so fucking depressed thinking that the fucking coaches at Baylor can have their players ready with a solid game plan with recruits no one else wanted.  Yet our coaches have been embarrassed 4 times this year with top 3 recruiting classes and the resources we have.

Just now, Smax said:

Baylor throtteling the sooners and we cant beat iowa fucking state

I was thinking the same thing.  We need to be the team kicking okies ass like this.

This morning while grocery shopping at HEB I negotiated nasty sex with my wife, if Baylor wins. I'm starting to get optimistic. I tried to get anal included but she said no.

 

 

9 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

Baylor is not making the playoffs. I don't care what their record is. That is not happening.

Meh

Just now, victory88 said:

I'm so fucking depressed thinking that the fucking coaches at Baylor can have their players ready with a solid game plan with recruits no one else wanted.  Yet our coaches have been embarrassed 4 times this year with top 3 recruiting classes and the resources we have.

I have a hard time believing we didn’t want Lockhart, Mims, or Hasty.  

I like how Hurts is always lecturing the rest of OU on how to win.  He's fucking awful.

Just now, BearSchlong said:

This morning while grocery shopping I negotiated nasty sex with my wife, if Baylor wins. I'm starting to get optimistic. I tried to get anal included but she said no.

But “no” for y’all means “yes”, right?

1 minute ago, BearSchlong said:

This morning while grocery shopping at HEB I negotiated nasty sex with my wife, if Baylor wins. I'm starting to get optimistic. I tried to get anal included but she said no.

 

 

HEB was open?

1 minute ago, BearSchlong said:

This morning while grocery shopping at HEB I negotiated nasty sex with my wife, if Baylor wins. I'm starting to get optimistic. I tried to get anal included but she said no.

 

 

I think she's just playing hard to get and wants you to be a man, go take it.

2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

We're so fucked 

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