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People like rhymes the banner should say:

Fire Herman, offer Urban

Just make it all white.  Surrender. 

Fuck a banner, I'm close to shitting on the field in protest at halftime..who's with me?!

“NEXT!”

 More economical, with the same impact as a long one.

"Mensaaha..hahahahah ahahahha ah hah"

How much would "Burn it down" cost?

1 hour ago, DaggerHorns said:

Tech’s punter just had a longer pass than Sam did all game.

 

“Fuck My Life“ - every longhorn fan

Spoiler alert. Sam isn’t that good 

27 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Spoiler alert. Sam isn’t that good 

How good does the QB need to be to overcome these play calls?

18 minutes ago, B00M said:

How good does the QB need to be to overcome these play calls?

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Well  wasn't pro banner but after that shit show I'm not really anti anymore either.  

7 hours ago, The Tower said:

fuck this.  i'm in out. 

And there's your banner.

"Please stick it in hard, dry, big and deep because we are used to it"

Anyone who was against this before, but isn't for it after yesterday, simply doesn't care if our program burns to the ground or not.

I'm in to donate if we do this. Just tell me how and where to send.

I'll donate. I've been a season ticket holder since 1973 and the coaches we have now have to go now.  Next year is not acceptable. When your house is on fire you don't wait.

On 11/23/2019 at 7:02 AM, El Diablo said:

This would probably go over a lot of people's heads. (SWIDT)

 

 

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Isn't the purpose of a banner to go over a lot of people's heads?

We may not need a banner when tech beats the shut out of us and half the team enters the portal at half time in front of 10s of fans 

15 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

We may not need a banner when tech beats the shut out of us and half the team enters the portal at half time in front of 10s of fans 

"We're Back to 0.500" in that case.

In honor of the genius banner I saw in 1994 circling the stadium the whole game.....  Dump Deloss and flush the John.  I will offer, "Pardon the turkey but kill the Tom."  Ta Da.....

Edited by 2300 Nueces

How much to get the Blue Angels to smoke-draw goatse in the sky?

I think the number of raider red’s in attendance, and the empty seats otherwise occupied by Burnt Orange, will speak volumes.

 But if I’m voting, it’s “FIRE STRONG”

2 minutes ago, Mossyhorn said:

I think the number of raider red’s in attendance, and the empty seats otherwise occupied by Burnt Orange, will speak volumes.

 But if I’m voting, it’s “FIRE STRONG”

What makes you think a non bowl eligible Tech team has the fans to accomplish such a feat

22 hours ago, Bigjohns97 said:

Fire Herman Hire Urban

This is the only right answer.  Put me in for this.  Will start a tidal wave of media attention that someone will have to act on

Edited by Landomatic
And by someone I mean the BMDs

42 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Fuck Urban Meyer.

I want Mike Fucking Leach.

So you like continuing to suck dick huh?

23 minutes ago, Landomatic said:

So you like continuing to suck dick huh?

So you think that only Urban Meyer can win here, huh?  You think that's the kind of pedigree we have?  

11 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

So you think that only Urban Meyer can win here, huh?  You think that's the kind of pedigree we have?  

Um yeah the last 15-20 years would say yeah.  Our “pedigree” is shit.  Wake up.  It’s 2020 and we suck.

Im not saying only Urban can win here, that would be as stupid as thinking we still have some kind of “pedigree” to hang our hat on.  And I’m not that stupid.  But he’s by far the safest bet of what’s available and it’s not even close.

But...but...but...let’s roll the dice again on some dude who’s never won a fucking thing worth any substance who has a nice little run or two at a G5.  Because we’ve got “pedigree” so this time will be different.

Pull your fucking head outa your ass.  People like you and the “we’re Texas” and “we’ve got pedigree” so we can magically turn shit into a national championship because we’re Texas mentality, are part of the problem.  Until that changes, we’ll continue to suck.

23 minutes ago, Landomatic said:

Um yeah the last 15-20 years would say yeah.  Our “pedigree” is shit.  Wake up.  It’s 2020 and we suck.

Im not saying only Urban can win here, that would be as stupid as thinking we still have some kind of “pedigree” to hang our hat on.  And I’m not that stupid.  But he’s by far the safest bet of what’s available and it’s not even close.

But...but...but...let’s roll the dice again on some dude who’s never won a fucking thing worth any substance who has a nice little run or two at a G5.  Because we’ve got “pedigree” so this time will be different.

Pull your fucking head outa your ass.  People like you and the “we’re Texas” and “we’ve got pedigree” so we can magically turn shit into a national championship because we’re Texas mentality, are part of the problem.  Until that changes, we’ll continue to suck.

How is Chip Kelly doing at UCLA?

#TheOneThatGotAway

4 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

How is Chip Kelly doing at UCLA?

#TheOneThatGotAway

How is Charlie Strong doing at USF?  How is Tom Herman doing at Texas?  How is Mack Brown doing at NC?  How are UCLA and USF even remotely related to UT?  How is Urban fucking Meyer even remotely related to Chip Kelly, Charlie Strong or Tom Herman...or even Mack Brown?

6 hours ago, Landomatic said:

How is Charlie Strong doing at USF?  How is Tom Herman doing at Texas?  How is Mack Brown doing at NC?  How are UCLA and USF even remotely related to UT?  How is Urban fucking Meyer even remotely related to Chip Kelly, Charlie Strong or Tom Herman...or even Mack Brown?

That banner would be way too expensive.

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