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1 minute ago, Drew said:

That play made no sense...2 receivers in basically the same spot?

Cooper looked pissed.  

Wait, a running back can both be fast and elusive?? A running back can actually break a tackle and house it? No fucking way that's got damn witchcraft right there. We pay 90 million for slow, lazy, and easily tackled. Get out of here with that fast elusive scoring bullshit. 

Would like to beat a dead horse and repeat just how well Dak is playing this season despite a mediocre (or worse) O-line and uninspired, unimaginative playcalling.

Agree with Drew and others that he should run more, but overall, he's taken his game to another level.

Fill the hole, Jaylon

Ok more defense like that series the rest of the year please 

what the fuck.  he sucks.  run up the field.  cut his ass he is worthless.

that was one hellova defensive series.

 

Did Rod Rod pass away?

Austin is great at putting his blockers in bad spots with his sideways and backwards returns. 
 

catch ball.  Run forward. Deion said it all the time and he was and still is right. 

1 minute ago, Iceman said:

that was one hellova defensive series.

Did Rod Rod pass away?

With the additions of Quinn and Bennett, the pieces are in place. Sure, the secondary could be a little better and the LBs a little more consistent, but overall, there's enough talent and athleticism to be a top-tier D. Just a matter of coaching them up.

In other words, we're fucked.

6 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Would like to beat a dead horse and repeat just how well Dak is playing this season despite a mediocre (or worse) O-line and uninspired, unimaginative playcalling.

Agree with Drew and others that he should run more, but overall, he's taken his game to another level.

Head Coach Kitna?

yep gonna need the shut out.  gallup was limping.

Woman wearing turkey on head with legs spread.  Sigmund Freud would have a field day with that.

3 minutes ago, Junior Miller said:

Head Coach Kitna?

Nah, dude. You know it's gonna be Ginger 4 Life.

1 minute ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Nah, dude. You know it's gonna be Ginger 4 Life.

Coming at that comment with broken beer bottle......

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

Coming at that comment with broken beer bottle......

Go ahead. Even in jest, I deserve it. There are some places one just shouldn't go ...

Driskell doing what we should be doing with DAK but we have the worst fucking staff in the nfl 

I’m resigned to the realization that as long as Jerry is GM, the Cowboys are never going to win another championship. 

Back to life...back to reality.

All set up by special teams.  We have to be one of the worst teams in hidden yardage.  Bad punter with bad hang time.

the Lions run Jeff Driskel more than we do

Just now, Uncle Nate said:

I’m resigned to the realization that as long as Jerry is GM, the Cowboys are never going to win another championship. 

Pay him. Pay that man his money.

Just now, Uncle Nate said:

I’m resigned to the realization that as long as Jerry is GM, the Cowboys are never going to win another championship. 

As long as he's alive.  It's the curse.  He needs to die or be forced to sell the team.

Just now, dcar00 said:

the Lions run Jeff Driskel more than we do

To be fair, Driskel has never been on the roster for the Cowboys to run.

Jarwin may actually be twice as fast as Witten. 

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

the Lions run Jeff Driskel more than we do

Well, he's not a Cowboy. 

“Jason Garrett has to learn how to be agressive.”

 

Well life ain’t easy when you have a puddle of piss at your feet all day.

 

We will put up with Zeke for 2 more seasons then finally dump him to the Patriots for a 7th round draft pick and some of Kraft's naval lint.  At that point he will get in amazing shape and help Cyborg Tom win his 9th Super Bowl

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1 minute ago, Patrick Bateman said:

As long as he's alive.  It's the curse.  He needs to die or be forced to sell the team.

if he dies..he dies

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