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Just now, Surly Bevo said:

... and some of Kraft's naval lint. 

Pre or post massage parlor happy ending?

Just now, Iceman said:

“Jason Garrett has to learn how to be agressive.”

 

Well life ain’t easy when you have a puddle of piss at your feet all day.

 

Can I drop an operating electrical device in that piss?

jerry's team in a dog fight with the Lions and their backup QB/WR

That was a heck of a catch by Gallup. I love that Dak trusts these guys to make a play sometimes.

Just now, dcar00 said:

jerry's team in a dog fight with the Lions and their backup QB/WR

Shocking

Just now, Radical Larry said:

Spalding, clean my glasses.

He looks like one of the Oblongs.

4 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Can I drop an operating electrical device in that piss?

Continuing with today's Groundhog Day theme:

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I don’t know why any team doesn’t just run screens and Passes to the RB every play. Dallas can’t stop them.

Piss poor tackling.

Cowboys clearly read the book “Tackling Basics- Touch but don’t bring down” by the Texas Tech Defense. 

Edited by Uncle Nate

Call a time out there. Odds are Driskell shits the bed on 3rd and 9, then you get the two minute warning 

3 minutes ago, Uncle Nate said:

Cowboys clearly read the book “Tackling Basics- Touch but don’t bring down” by the Texas Tech Defense. 

You motherfuckers plagiarized that off of us....just like March Grandioso

Yeah go up double digits before half.

2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

You motherfuckers plagiarized that off of us....just like March Grandioso

Please. We were doing the ole defense for the past 20 years. You all just started it recently. This is our tradition. 

Nice make up Cobb.

Oh and Dak is dealing again.

I mean the slow starts are just fucking ridiculous.

They should score like 37 or bleh.

"With this roster, the Dallas Cowboys should have a much better record than 5-4."

 

Ya fucking think?????????????????

Why did the cowboys kick off from the lions 35 yard line?

Why did the cowboys kick off from the lions 35 yard line?
There was a second penalty after the play. TV didnt show what happened.
Just now, XYZ said:

Why did the cowboys kick off from the lions 35 yard line?

Lions had 2 personal foul penalties back to back.  Never seen that before.

Just now, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Denver, with QB in second start, leading Vikings 20-0. That's how fucking pathetic last weeks loss was

The loss to the Jets was worse.  Ginger ball.

Man, hindsight is 20/20 but this team should’ve called zeke’s bluff. Dak is the most reliable player on this offense, and a Zeke/pollard split backfield is looking more and more obvious over the next few years. 

5 minutes ago, XYZ said:

Why did the cowboys kick off from the lions 35 yard line?

Missed it - making a Reuben. Did we try an onside kick?

Missed it - making a Reuben. Did we try an onside kick?
Yes
Denver, with QB in second start, leading Vikings 20-0. That's how fucking pathetic last weeks loss was

Vikings, Jets, Saints games. All of those are stupid losses.
1 minute ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Denver, with QB in second start, leading Vikings 20-0. That's how fucking pathetic last weeks loss was

The Vikings are just having a bad day. Happens to every team in the league. They’re good. The Jets loss is the only loss that is going to truly be the difference in us making or missing the playoffs. 

Defense. Is. Trash.

Defense. Is. Trash.



Again. For those in the back.

Defense is fucking terrible.  Darian Thompson is really bad in coverage.

Edited by Patrick Bateman

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