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Other than by not smoking cigars.

Got a client buying lots of paintings from me, and lots of cigars from elsewhere. He asked, I dunno. Youtube not helping me live my life on this one.

These are acrylic paintings on canvas or wood. Since he smokes I guess he's mainly concerned about discoloration. I guess he could frame them behind glass.

Anybody dealt with this?

Lol. Random, yet an interesting question. If he's a rich dude and can afford it, I would imagine having a heavy duty ventilation system for his smoking room would help.  

11 minutes ago, Zombie said:

Lol. Random, yet an interesting question. If he's a rich dude and can afford it, I would imagine having a heavy duty ventilation system for his smoking room would help.  

This.  They're not that expensive, Unless he's trying to de-smoke an entire house.

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18 minutes ago, Zombie said:

Lol. Random, yet an interesting question. If he's a rich dude and can afford it, I would imagine having a heavy duty ventilation system for his smoking room would help.  

Probably the best long-term solution, but I don't want to cut into his painting-buying fund.

4 minutes ago, BottleRocket said:

Frame them behind glass?

I hate art work behind glass.

Houses filled with *fine* art don't reek of smoke, they have *ambiance* you uncultured buffoon. Just ask Charlene Tilton over there on the wall, she'll tell ya. 

If he just has to smoke cigars, then he should be prepared to piss on them weekly to removed the residue. It's kinda like treating jellyfish stings.

7 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

Houses filled with *fine* art don't reek of smoke, they have *ambiance* you uncultured buffoon. Just ask Charlene Tilton over there on the wall, she'll tell ya. 

My black velvet, dogs playing poker are all smoking so it just adds to the aaaam-bee-ants.

9 hours ago, El Diablo said:

Houses filled with *fine* art don't reek of smoke, they have *ambiance* you uncultured buffoon. Just ask Charlene Tilton over there on the wall, she'll tell ya. 

Lucy was a floozy. 

Have I missed that OP is an artist?  We need to see some examples of your work please.

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6 hours ago, orange dream said:

Have I missed that OP is an artist?  We need to see some examples of your work please.

Thank you. You already have, more than 3000 times. Some say I resemble a French armadillo. (flicks ash.)

6 hours ago, idigTexas said:

Or at least show us your severed ear.

Come back with a warrant.

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22 hours ago, BottleRocket said:

Frame them behind glass?

This is what the folks on the art conservation board think. My buddy the frame-maker who would actually make money off the idea? He thinks it's hopeless and that no matter what, the art will soon reek.

This fits into my overall view of the world.

On 11/21/2019 at 6:45 PM, RDCanecutter said:

This is what the folks on the art conservation board think. My buddy the frame-maker who would actually make money off the idea? He thinks it's hopeless and that no matter what, the art will soon reek.

This fits into my overall view of the world.

The fucking art conservation board? Jesus

Smokers are worse than great big fat persons.

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22 hours ago, RollLeft said:

Smokers are worse than great big fat persons.

This guy doesn't care care what you think.

Image result for jackie gleason smoking

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On 11/22/2019 at 6:42 PM, Prepuce of Doom said:

https://www.rabbitair.com/

These are the best air filters.  Buy one and art it up for him with custom Belgian anteaters or whatever. 

Profit. 

Dude's happy to know about this. Thanks.

14 hours ago, deadshank said:

This guy doesn't care care what you think.

Image result for jackie gleason smoking

Aaaaaand awaaaaay we go 

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