November 20, 20196 yr Other than by not smoking cigars. Got a client buying lots of paintings from me, and lots of cigars from elsewhere. He asked, I dunno. Youtube not helping me live my life on this one. These are acrylic paintings on canvas or wood. Since he smokes I guess he's mainly concerned about discoloration. I guess he could frame them behind glass. Anybody dealt with this?
November 20, 20196 yr Lol. Random, yet an interesting question. If he's a rich dude and can afford it, I would imagine having a heavy duty ventilation system for his smoking room would help.
November 20, 20196 yr 11 minutes ago, Zombie said: Lol. Random, yet an interesting question. If he's a rich dude and can afford it, I would imagine having a heavy duty ventilation system for his smoking room would help. This. They're not that expensive, Unless he's trying to de-smoke an entire house.
November 20, 20196 yr Author 18 minutes ago, Zombie said: Lol. Random, yet an interesting question. If he's a rich dude and can afford it, I would imagine having a heavy duty ventilation system for his smoking room would help. Probably the best long-term solution, but I don't want to cut into his painting-buying fund.
November 21, 20196 yr 4 minutes ago, BottleRocket said: Frame them behind glass? I hate art work behind glass.
November 21, 20196 yr Houses filled with *fine* art don't reek of smoke, they have *ambiance* you uncultured buffoon. Just ask Charlene Tilton over there on the wall, she'll tell ya.
November 21, 20196 yr If he just has to smoke cigars, then he should be prepared to piss on them weekly to removed the residue. It's kinda like treating jellyfish stings.
November 21, 20196 yr 7 minutes ago, El Diablo said: Houses filled with *fine* art don't reek of smoke, they have *ambiance* you uncultured buffoon. Just ask Charlene Tilton over there on the wall, she'll tell ya. My black velvet, dogs playing poker are all smoking so it just adds to the aaaam-bee-ants.
November 21, 20196 yr 9 hours ago, El Diablo said: Houses filled with *fine* art don't reek of smoke, they have *ambiance* you uncultured buffoon. Just ask Charlene Tilton over there on the wall, she'll tell ya. Lucy was a floozy.
November 21, 20196 yr Have I missed that OP is an artist? We need to see some examples of your work please.
November 22, 20196 yr Author 6 hours ago, orange dream said: Have I missed that OP is an artist? We need to see some examples of your work please. Thank you. You already have, more than 3000 times. Some say I resemble a French armadillo. (flicks ash.) 6 hours ago, idigTexas said: Or at least show us your severed ear. Come back with a warrant.
November 22, 20196 yr Author 22 hours ago, BottleRocket said: Frame them behind glass? This is what the folks on the art conservation board think. My buddy the frame-maker who would actually make money off the idea? He thinks it's hopeless and that no matter what, the art will soon reek. This fits into my overall view of the world.
November 23, 20196 yr https://www.rabbitair.com/ These are the best air filters. Buy one and art it up for him with custom Belgian anteaters or whatever. Profit. Edited November 23, 20196 yr by Prepuce of Doom
November 23, 20196 yr Ghetto AF, but you/he could wrap the frames in this, and shrink it up with a hairdryer. https://www.amazon.com/3M-Indoor-Window-Insulator-5-Window/dp/B00002NCJI
November 23, 20196 yr On 11/21/2019 at 6:45 PM, RDCanecutter said: This is what the folks on the art conservation board think. My buddy the frame-maker who would actually make money off the idea? He thinks it's hopeless and that no matter what, the art will soon reek. This fits into my overall view of the world. The fucking art conservation board? Jesus
November 25, 20196 yr Smokers are worse than great big fat persons. Edited November 25, 20196 yr by RollLeft
November 25, 20196 yr 22 hours ago, RollLeft said: Smokers are worse than great big fat persons. This guy doesn't care care what you think.
November 25, 20196 yr Author On 11/22/2019 at 6:42 PM, Prepuce of Doom said: https://www.rabbitair.com/ These are the best air filters. Buy one and art it up for him with custom Belgian anteaters or whatever. Profit. Dude's happy to know about this. Thanks.
November 26, 20196 yr 14 hours ago, deadshank said: This guy doesn't care care what you think. Aaaaaand awaaaaay we go
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