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They were all of 4A last year. Since they’ve moved down to 3A, they’ve been killin people

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Hell, they’ve been hurting people. 
 

Dont worry... Mox will stick to the game plan.

 

Thats what I came to hear, Sam.

 

 

 

 

 

Sick of seeing the same 4-5 threads on the front page.. this place needs some comic relief or something

I’ll take ‘riding around naked with high school girls in a stolen cop car...’

 

Wait, they said they was 18...

Raise your hand if you've been here....today we learn the tale of "How I met South Austin's Mom"

  • Night of drinking that would kill lesser men
  • Wound up for some reason at Golfsmith.  Stumbled out to the driving range (used to work as a club-fitter in college), we all grabbed irons from the bag in the back.  Humming balls left on the range back at the main building and the bays
  • Out of Copenhagen.  Left to hit store
  • Drive back past Golfsmith in time to see the police arrive...we keep driving
  • See the sign from the road.  We all stumble in.
  • Place is dark, dirty, and basically empty
  • This old slump-buster gets off stage, put on an apron, and takes out drink order....
  • It was love at first sight.....

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When they filmed this they needed a metric ass pile of extras.  Everyone knows someone who was in it.

23 minutes ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

Everyone knows someone who was in it.

Wait.  The movie?  Or SA's mom?

there's not enough pics out there of that teacher's ass.  It was so delightful.  I'd like to wear it as a hat. 

this thread is the confuze . wtf is the topic?

27 minutes ago, NowThis said:

this thread is the confuze . wtf is the topic?

Weiners on the glass at the Alano club?

51 minutes ago, NowThis said:

this thread is the confuze . wtf is the topic?

 

gotdam...

There goes the good happy times in this thread...

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2 hours ago, TexasPride10 said:

SHIT, them boys is havin' the time of their lives! 

No doubt about it

This movie is on Amazon prime video btw.

Also I don't understand, after the strip club party it was only the qb, guard and wr that were hungover.  Why did the entire defense play like shit too. 

And after the last game, Dawson said he never played football again, but they had just won the district championship so they would have played at least one playoff game.  

So much of this movie doesn't make sense.  

this thread is the confuze . wtf is the topic?
Maybe I am missing the sarcasm, but have you not seen Varsity Blues the movie?

I’ve never seen that Aggie dance clip in 26 years of living in Texas. 
 

And now I can’t unsee it.  

7 hours ago, Bevo VIII said:

Shut up defender of Herman.

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I was going to post "Lighten up Francis" but saw this and liked it better.

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

 

I....Don't....Want....Your......Thread

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That needle goes anywhere near his knee, I swear on my grandmama’s grave that ill rip your arms off and beat you to death with em!

Interesting little factoid, Peter Gardere did all of the stunt qb passing in that shitstain. I was a freshman in college when it came out, I wanted to climb a tower with a Winmag.

2 hours ago, Bevo VIII said:

This guy I know was the fat kid when Moxx little brother did the cult scene.

fun fact: the actor who played that kid has been missing for over a decade.  last seen in 2006. 

Fun fact?  That's beyond fucked up.  He's been missing so long, he was declared legally dead.  

Tonie Perensky ("Ms. Davis") is apparently alive and well though.  

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Lance Harbors little brother in the movie is actually Jesse Plemons, from Friday Night Lights, Breaking Bad, etc

3 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

For all the love Paul walker gets from fast and furious fans, he really was a shitty actor.

He’s dead, Jim...

17 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

For all the love Paul walker gets from fast and furious fans, he really was a shitty actor.

everyone knows he was a shitty actor but he was by all accounts a very good dude.  rip

I really dug Moxin’s gf, Lance’s sister. Had that underrated hotness to her. Boring and sexy.

Your money is no good here!

Jon Voight's complete commitment to his character in a shitty little MTV movie starring some Dawson's Creek twirp should be discussed on the first day of all acting classes.

Yeah, he'd spend all morning memorizing his lines while sitting in his Chrysler Le Baron. 

7 hours ago, Stunns38 said:

I really dug Moxin’s gf, Lance’s sister. Had that underrated hotness to her. Boring and sexy.

Your money is no good here!

Yeah.  That's Amy Smart.  I'm assuming you've seen Road Trip. If not, you might want to check out one of her scenes.

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