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They were all of 4A last year. Since they’ve moved down to 3A, they’ve been killin people

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re: Amy smart in Road Trip........

it's a disappointing scene because a girl with an ass that nice takes off her pants to reveal underwear taken from a WWE heavyweight locker.  

Back to Jon Voight memorizing his lines in his LeBaron.  The P.A. said that he was so intense in his study of the character, he'd nearly chew through multiple pencils each day.   

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Yeah.  That's Amy Smart.  I'm assuming you've seen Road Trip. If not, you might want to check out one of her scenes.

Yeah I’m a fan of hers.
everyone knows he was a shitty actor but he was by all accounts a very good dude.  rip
I don't know what state it was but assume California but his gf/wife was like 15 when they started dating.
11 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Lance Harbors little brother in the movie is actually Jesse Plemons, from Friday Night Lights, Breaking Bad, etc

8th grade isn't s'bad, is it son?

If your daddy hadn’t played his heart out for me I’d cut yer ass.

 

STICK TO THE BASICS! STICK TO THE BASICS! STICK TO THE BASICS!

 

Dummy-ohs, follow your dummy-oh qb to the mud for a scrimmage.

 

All things I constantly find myself saying 21 years later. Edit: mother fucker I’m old. This movie is old enough to legally drink.

 

Gunshot so scary...lolz.

 

explosion is what happened when the teacher was dancing.

I was just trying to capture the noise.  "Gun shot" seemed too literal.  I guess "explosion" is too.

Makes me sad just another classic movie that could never be made in today's climate, whip cream bikini girl would have to be a minority transsexual in a wheelchair with rainbow colored hair. 

7 hours ago, DCA_HORN said:

 don't know what state it was but assume California but his gf/wife was like 15 when they started dating.

ok?  that’s awesome. 

2 hours ago, Boogaloo said:

Makes me sad just another classic movie that could never be made in today's climate, whip cream bikini girl would have to be a minority transsexual in a wheelchair with rainbow colored hair. 

Also, whipped cream sets a terrible example given today's troubles with childhood obesity. 

fun fact: when filming that scene they used shaving cream instead of whip cream.

fun fact: when filming that scene they used shaving cream instead of whip cream.

Yeah supposedly they had trouble with it melting.
3 hours ago, Boogaloo said:

Makes me sad just another classic movie that could never be made in today's climate, whip cream bikini girl would have to be a minority transsexual in a wheelchair with rainbow colored hair. 

Go on...

3 hours ago, Boogaloo said:

Makes me sad just another classic movie that could never be made in today's climate, whip cream bikini girl would have to be a minority transsexual in a wheelchair with rainbow colored hair. 

well, are we talking pre-op or post-op?

49 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


Yeah supposedly they had trouble with it melting.

That would have been my excuse too

Also pretty comical that MTV was over a decade ahead of the NFL in acknowledging football related CTE.

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Hey anybody else get out and get flowers for the ladies today?

You know, secretary's week.

If we win state we'll get coach two secretaries!

So just do what needs to get done ok, win state!

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4 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

Hey anybody else get out and get flowers for the ladies today?

You know, secretary's week.

If we win state we'll get coach two secretaries!

So just do what needs to get done ok, win state!

Not even close

 

but i lol’ed

8 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Not even close

 

but i lol’ed

Attitude reflect leadership!  Because if you had half the heart i do you would won state before i threw it over them mountains.  

Makes me sad just another classic movie that could never be made in today's climate, whip cream bikini girl would have to be a minority transsexual in a wheelchair with rainbow colored hair. 
You probably should stay out of CR with that mentality.

tonight... we play bingville.    tonight... WE BEAT BINGVILLE!!     GO PACK!!!

Fun Fact: Mississippi Valley State actually averaged 61 points a game running the Oopty Oop starring Jerry Rice as Tweeder.

 

And now

 

 

oopty oop?  gimme a break.  oopty-fuckin-oop gimme a break. 

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autocorrect is worse than anal aids

Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no faggots from Bingville

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I heard the reason you boys drug ass out there is because you organized an all night drinking party

I wonder if Tom Herman has ever told his quarterback that he didn’t know the difference between a sneeze and a wet fart. 

On 11/21/2019 at 6:14 PM, Jkwellborn said:


Yeah supposedly they had trouble with it melting.

I would have...

On 11/20/2019 at 3:58 PM, HornsOverIthaca said:

When they filmed this they needed a metric ass pile of extras.  Everyone knows someone who was in it.

I was in it. (not SA's mom)

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