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Seriously. WTF. Nobody gives a shit about Klobuchar. Why is she getting so much gotdamn time?

9 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

5 whole minutes??

I appreciate the vote of confidence!

You haven't seen my mom. I'd be surprised if it took less than 30 min just to get hard.

Why did Warren say we need more people in the military?

What?

Thanks MSNBC for giving Elizabeth Warren the most worthless question ever.

Tulsi got them Edward James Olmos cheeks.

Is she chewing gum?

The questions have been awful. Either stupid or they come from a right-wing or centrist vantage point with the intent of making progressive answers look stupid. I fucking hate MSNBC. 

2 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Tulsi got them Edward James Olmos cheeks.

Greg Popovich's love child

2 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Tulsi got them Edward James Olmos cheeks.

better watch your ass she'll fuckin' capoeira you

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Just now, bad_teammate said:

better watch your ass she'll fuckin' capoeira you

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I feel like this would be more interesting on FNC. It couldn’t possibly be more puerile. 

4 minutes ago, sachick said:

Is she chewing gum?

well she's not kicking ass

Lol. Punching at it. Holy fuck you cant make this up. 

Joe Biden is really, really dumb. Good Lord that last comment was painful. Just keep punching at it Joe.

Kamala kinda doing the Hilary thing, when you take on the presumed diction patterns of your audience. 

1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Pete isn’t worth attacking 

Keep telling yourself that.

Biden drooling right now. Good job akamala. 

5 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

 

He's single-digits nationwide calm down

But the fact that Buttigieg just lied about black supporters after hitting them with basically an e-mail scam went completely ignored is pretty astonishing.

Warren turned that stupid question around well.

Just now, bad_teammate said:

But the fact that Buttigieg just lied about black supporters after hitting them with basically an e-mail scam went completely ignored is pretty astonishing.

Don’t matter. Race rhetoric central. 

7 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Did Joe just want to keep “punching” abuse? Ugh.

Would he be better than Dotard? Yes.

Would he be better than Iron Mike Tyson? Debatable. 

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Booker bringing heat. And smoke. 

Sure i enjoy a jazz cigarette. Go to bed Joe, good job, Booker.

5 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

He's single-digits nationwide calm down

He's leading Iowa and NH. He's a threat, treat him like it. 

If we could all get together and agree to compromise on a candidate that nobody is excited about but also nobody cares about, Booker would probably do OK.

JTFC Biden she's standing right there.

29 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

Does anyone see Yang as a CIC?

No. Next question. 

2 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

He's leading Iowa and NH. He's a threat, treat him like it. 

He’s been a contender in both those place during everyone of the debates.  Pay no attention to the pollercoaster.  Pete’s gonna come back down to earth on his own and he can’t crack 10% nationally.

How is Booker not doing better? Biden is a fucking disaster

7 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

Biden/Trump debates would be a fucking delight to watch

Wooidy Harrelson and Alec Baldwin would kill it on SNL

1 minute ago, babysdaddy said:

How is Booker not doing better? Biden is a fucking disaster

Forget it, Jake, it's Chinatown

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