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Fuck Baylor, but what do we name it? 35 members have voted

  1. 1. Name the thread

    • Texas @ Baylor - FS1/Surly Discord 2:30 Central
      9
    • Longhorns @ Rapists - FS1/Surly Discord 2:30 Central
      15
    • Not Back vs Never Was - FS1/Surly Discord 2:30 Central
      14

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#3

I believe chip and joanna were before or while the raping was going on. Before that was murder and animal cruelty/torture and killing. Ahh the good old days.

#5

 

 

 

 

 

Edited by Damor
f tapa too

#7

From Rapes to Rhules: The Baylor saga

or

The Rhules of Rape: A Baylor love story

Edited by BrazilHorn

#9

The Team I Despise Watching But Like a Crack Addict I Can’t Stop Watching vs. Who The Fuck Cares.

#10

I've never seen the Chip/Joanna thing on TV.  That being said, he was pretty cool about Texas on both the Late Show and on College Game Day last week.  He gets a pass.

If Texas loses today because of some bullshit coaching decision, I swear I'll break stuff.

#15
1 hour ago, Nivek said:

I believe chip and joanna were before or while the raping was going on. Before that was murder and animal cruelty/torture and killing. Ahh the good old days.
 

I think they had a show in the can with Art and their Heisman QB. If I'm not mistaken, they cut out the segments with Briles because of the scandal.

I liked their show. I don't care for Joanna going full Oprah and dispensing homey cornball philosophy to the idiot masses who actually make Waco a destination so they can see that little slice of imagined heaven. "Toto, I think we're back in Kansas. Yikes!"

I think with the atmosphere in other aspects of America at this moment, we will likely get a national championship game that pits Penn State vs Baylor. Satan will reveal himself at midfield at half-time and be hailed as the Christ by adoring masses of meatheads who see only what they want to see.

I'll be surprised at the Satan development but otherwise shrugging as I watch from the ledge with some virtual friends and a three fingers of aged Scotch.

Hook 'Em till the end, my friends, Hook 'Em till the end.

#26

The battle of year 3 coaches: 4 & 5 star players vs 2 & 3 star players, and 2-3 star coaching vs 4-5 star coaching

 

which wins out coaching or players

Edited by alphahorn

#29
I've never seen the Chip/Joanna thing on TV.  That being said, he was pretty cool about Texas on both the Late Show and on College Game Day last week.  He gets a pass.
If Texas loses today because of some bullshit coaching decision, I swear I'll break stuff.

He does not get a pass. What he needs is a punch in the face.
#38
1 minute ago, Pancho said:

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He's giving himself plausible deniability.  "Uh yea I called all those dumbshit plays in those situations I shouldn't have called them because I was concussed from being so fired up for this program"

#39
3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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Well there went 3 or 4 IQ points. I know he has plenty to spare, but you probably don't want to waste any on a 6-4 season.

#45

well one  of ou's biggest half time adjustments was putting a spy on Brewer and shutting his draws and scrambles down completely in the 2nd half. let's see if we're smart enough to begin the game with that in mind

#46
1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

looking forward to how many fucking times we get told the Baylor QB wanted to play here

Once already and it’s not even kickoff. 

#48
1 minute ago, LonghornJudas said:

There's no way he's going to be able to call decent plays after that.

what makes you think he would call decent plays without being slightly concussed anyway?

#49
2 minutes ago, LonghornJudas said:

There's no way he's going to be able to call decent plays after that.

He was calling decent plays before that?

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