Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Longhorns @ Rapists - FS1/Surly Discord 2:30 Central

Featured Replies

1 minute ago, Newy25 said:

Garbage Parker Braun absolutely mauled a defensive lineman to spring that run. 

he should be able to run block, damn mystery why he gets his ass kicked 90% of the time. 

  • Replies 2k
  • Views 154.9k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

  • This is what happens when you fire one of the best head football coaches in the country – at the peak of his powers – along with the AD and President.  By cleaning house, Baylor did what no other scho

  • The band should have played Yakety Sax.

Posted Images

1 minute ago, John Smith2 said:

all that bitching, and it's just a 4 point game. 

are you new here?

Just now, Chad said:

Baylor is terrible! We should be winning convincingly.

Ive been saying this all game long, and I keep getting negged.  fucking A

need more naked head butting!!

Edited by NowThis

I step away for a quarter to start prepping stuff for this evening, and come back in time for the FG.

spacer.png

Just now, DixonHur said:

I'd actually like to see a throw into the end zone instead of a FG

Lulz you haven't seen the last few where Tom passes up 3 points to run Sam in an impossible play and we lose by 3 have you?

PSX-20190826-213332.jpg

21 minutes ago, Chad said:

Baylor is terrible! We should be winning convincingly.

Terrible game management, poor schemes, no accountability

Whippets whisky and titties, all being ruined by the offensive performance is  

2 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

I only saw Okafor.

Regardless of actual position, since we shuffle them like crazy anyway, Anderson brought some leadership or instruction or something that Braun apparently lacks.

 

Braun played at GT.  he's good on run blocking but not good in pass pro.  bottom line is the OL has gotten worse but I think it is because Herman's O is harry high school.

1 minute ago, Chad said:

Baylor is terrible! We should be winning convincingly.

+1

3 minutes ago, John Smith2 said:

nice sarcasm 

Not sarcasm.  

We were playing with house money, and get the ball to start the 3rd.  That's the time to be bold IMO.

Edited by DixonHur

4 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

What's Herman writing down? "Don't run rest of the game"

It’s his resume. He is freshening up his resume.

4 minutes ago, immamac said:

Is this a fucking joke. I know everyone wants to say that was a great run, but it actually wasn't he should have had 7 there. Then he's hurt after the play. What the actual fuck is wrong with all these running backs made of glass. 

His career long before that was 34 yards. He doesn't have breakaway speed. It was a great run.

Big-time play by Ehlinger to avoid the safety earlier and championship-level run by Ingram at the end. Baylor SHOULD choke in the 2nd half like last week after adjustments are made and talent wins out by Texas

you guys that always bitch about everyone else holding, watch Shack on Ingram's long run 

Something ironic about Baylor stadium/girls singin Lizzo "Truth Hurts".

3 minutes ago, NowThis said:

game is winnable

so was last weeks, and TCU's, And ou's and LSU's.

 

we could have won all of them, but Tom sucks balls in the 4th quarter, and we lose half the games as a result

Whippets whisky and titties, all being ruined by the offensive performance is  

1 minute ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

If we'd put a fullback in the backfield, we could ram the ball down the throats of these bastards. Fuck this offense

It would be interesting to see someone play a pure fullback role out of spread set instead of the whole "is Brewer/Leitao/whoever an H-back? Is he a tight end? LOL no - they don't really do anything except get ignored in coverage when we go empty set. 4D CHESS, BITCHES!" thing we always do. IIRC, Holgorsen used to that sometimes and it seemed like it worked reasonably well.

Just now, DixonHur said:

Not sarcasm.  

We were playing with house money.

dude, you take the fucking point there. there's no scenario where you don't take the point there. none 

Just now, longhornmatt said:

The first part when he made a couple of guys miss with cuts was good.  Admittedly, the second part when he broke into the open and Baylor guys who were behind him were already ahead of him again by midfield was a little surprising in a bad way.  I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt and say he was hurt and trying to wait on WRs to block too much instead of just running as fast as he could.

He could've fucked it up real bad and ran for 5 more seconds and then get tackled and there's no FG.

After all that sucking, the defense is playing pretty good - give up 7 points in a half is awesome.

The offense SUCKS SHIT.

ZERO URGENCY

NO HURRY UP

NO RUN GAME

FUCK YOU MENSA

5 minutes ago, John Smith2 said:

all that bitching, and it's just a 4 point game. 

More evidence that our seasons have been really similar.

Just now, NAVY said:

Whippets whisky and titties, all being ruined by the offensive performance is  

That's normally a recipe for a bang up time, except for this shitshow.

2 minutes ago, NAVY said:

Whippets whisky and titties, all being ruined by the offensive performance is  

Holy shit what a combination! And a periodic sentence? Pace yourself Yoda

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

so was last weeks, and TCU's, And ou's and LSU's.

 

we could have won all of them, but Tom sucks balls in the 4th quarter, and we lose half the games as a result

OU and LSU are good teams tho. TCU and Baylor not so much. 

 

this is a more winnable game than OU and LSU

At first, I was all, like, hey awesome, we get the ball to start the third quarter!

Then, I was all, like, fuck, we get the ball to start the 3rd quarter.

Garbage Parker Braun absolutely mauled a defensive lineman to spring that run. 



One man’s trash is another man’s treasure.

At least toss up some shit for our giant WRs to Moss some guys fuck

2 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

The first part when he made a couple of guys miss with cuts was good.  Admittedly, the second part when he broke into the open and Baylor guys who were behind him were already ahead of him again by midfield was a little surprising in a bad way.  I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt and say he was hurt and trying to wait on WRs to block too much instead of just running as fast as he could.

In a healthy Texas RB room, Ingram is 3rd team or starting for Arkansas or Houston.  He's not fast and not that shifty but I don't see any lack of effort.

2 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

you guys that always bitch about everyone else holding, watch Shack on Ingram's long run 

gotta get lucky every so often....

3 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

you guys that always bitch about everyone else holding, watch Shack on Ingram's long run 

good it is about time we did it and didn't bring back a big play.  maybe Herman is learning.

Just now, John Smith2 said:

dude, you take the fucking point there. there's no scenario where you don't take the point there. none 

I'll take things losers say for $1,000, Alex.  Fortune favors the bold.

Kicking the FG there was indicative of the puckered anus our O has had the past few weeks.   

Just now, DixonHur said:

I'll take things losers say for $1,000, Alex.  Fortune favors the bold.

Kicking the FG there was indicative of the puckered anus our O has had the past few weeks.   

shut the fuck up imbecile. 

Guess I’ll just get more involved in this gang bang. Will report back in IWPIHB 

2 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

Braun played at GT.  he's good on run blocking but not good in pass pro.  bottom line is the OL has gotten worse but I think it is because Herman's O is harry high school.

I know.

Apparently ACC, though.  It's conceivable that the Big XII has more athletic DL across the board that challenge an option run blocker who can't pass protect.

And yes, I know the playcalling sucks, but it sucked last year too, perhaps without every d knowing what's coming.  It's an issue but not the entire reason the OL appears to have regressed.

Cosmi might be pretty decent by the time it's all over, but the rest are JAGs, apparently to include Braun.

2 minutes ago, Zavala said:

At least toss up some shit for our giant WRs to Moss some guys fuck

Every WR in uniform today, sans Dev Duv, is a complete and total pussy. 

Just now, VaLonghorn99 said:

Future Texas coach spotted on TV sitting on the right side.

Who? I’m not watching.

Just now, DixonHur said:

I'll take things losers say for $1,000, Alex.  Fortune favors the bold.

Kicking the FG there was indicative of the puckered anus our O has had the past few weeks.   

what fucking drugs are you on man?  theres 4 seconds left and the ball is at the 29 yard line.    on what planet do you run a play that scores a TD other than a hail mary?

 

Just now, John Smith2 said:

shut the fuck up imbecile. 

Someone needs to change their tampon 

Just now, VaLonghorn99 said:

Future Texas coach spotted on TV sitting on the right side.

It'd be nice to have a coach be the first to ever win a natty at three different universities.

2 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Someone needs to change their tampon 

His bag of dicks must be running low.

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.