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Longhorns @ Rapists - FS1/Surly Discord 2:30 Central

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Baylor: Where light shines bright... except for the time when there was a lack of institutional control in a rape scandal by the football program. They want to keep that in the dark.

15 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

Dude, stop whining about a conference we can’t win. It’s a bad look.

when we go undefeated and get left out of the playoff, feel free to resume.

Toughest road. We get in if we do that.

He play a real out of conference game. Then 9 conference games. Then GUARANTEED REMATCH the other best team in the league.

How bout if we drop a game, say the OU game. Then get revenge in the big12 ship in gloryhole world.

Just like blowU did, they got in. We get in without style points with one loss then it's avenged?

What rapes here changes the world. 

6 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

I'll take things losers say for $1,000, Alex.  Fortune favors the bold.

Kicking the FG there was indicative of the puckered anus our O has had the past few weeks.   

 

Just now, Radical Larry said:

Baylor: Where light shines bright... except for the time when there was a lack of institutional control in a rape scandal by the football program. They want to keep that in the dark.

Imagine sharing TV revenue with them.

This game is a barn burner.

1 minute ago, longhornmatt said:

I understand what they don’t play him, but Kirk Johnson is the only guy we have available who is a plus athlete for a power 5 conference RB.  I love Rojo, but he’s a QB.  As a pure RB, he’s not fast and he’s stiff.  But he runs hard.  Ingram is more agile than Rojo, but he doesn’t run as hard, and he isn’t really more explosive in any material way, either.

Whittington and Bijan Robinson should be the guys next year.  I actually suspect Ty Jordan probably has a higher ceiling than Ingram, too.   Jordan has legit explosiveness and is short but not small.

Bijan ain’t signing here 

8 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

I'll take things losers say for $1,000, Alex.  Fortune favors the bold.

Kicking the FG there was indicative of the puckered anus our O has had the past few weeks.   

 The thing about a take like this is, it could end up either being right or wrong depending on how the game ends. 

1 minute ago, XYZ said:

This game is a barn burner.

LSU scores 50 a game and Big 12 games go to the half with 10 total points.  Shit is weird now.

I think Herman has been head butting his players helmets too much

3 minutes ago, Zavala said:

Imagine sharing TV revenue with them.

You should starts a thread about this...

Just now, TexArcher said:

LSU scores 50 a game and Big 12 games go to the half with 10 total points.  Shit is weird now.

It’s because the SEC plays defense and the Big 12 doesn’t. 😏

Please can we man up and kick the shit out of these yellow rapists ? Is that too much to ask? Texas fight! 

I feel like Keontay Ingram hurt himself because he was so massively surprised by the appearance of an actual opening to run through that he lost his balance for a moment and turned his ankle.
 
Seriously - feel better kid. They need you in the second half.
Big-time play by Ehlinger to avoid the safety earlier and championship-level run by Ingram at the end. Baylor SHOULD choke in the 2nd half like last week after adjustments are made and talent wins out by Texas

Again with the fucking "talent"


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OU scored 34pts on these guys. Would it be too fucking much trouble for our shit offensive braintrust to take a look at those game films?

29 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

what would you have called?

same thing I always call, your mom at 2:00 am

4 minutes ago, XYZ said:

This game is a barn burner.

and we're locked in the barn.

Just now, Irish Wrist Watch said:

OU scored 34pts on these guys. Would it be too fucking much trouble for our shit offensive braintrust to take a look at those game films?

yeah they scored at will when hurts wasn't dropping the ball on the ground

2 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:


We are diarrhea compare to Baylor

Our football team right now might be shit compared to, well, everyone. But we will always be morally superior to baylor.

It’s amazing how shittastic we are on offense.

Please stop taking sacks. I will literally do anything. Please Sam

Hey let's slow down the offense and put two tight ends in there that can't block or catch.

*Gets sacked*

 

Nice targeting attempt there on a downed QB too

So now that Ingram is hurt instead of giving the ball to Johnson we’re going to keep running Sam

13 minutes ago, VaLonghorn99 said:

Future Texas coach spotted on TV sitting on the right side.

Screenshot?

I just turned on the game and my eyes just got assaulted by Baylor's uniforms. What the hell?

Just now, MillerEP said:

So now that Ingram is hurt instead of giving the ball to Johnson we’re going to keep running Sam

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Is Mensa trying to clock the ball while he's losing??????

I am totally shocked, SHOCKED that we start the 2nd half with a punt.   

what are the odds???

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

I am totally shocked, SHOCKED that we start the 2nd half with a punt.   

what are the odds???

Bout tree fiddy.

Just now, Valmy77 said:

I just turned on the game and my eyes just got assaulted by Baylor's uniforms. What the hell?

Safety feature.  Harder to rape. 

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