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Remember the days when we would beat Baylor by 50?

Jesus this program has fallen so much. 

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Just now, Tx_2_Sc85 said:

Texas football is a fucking joke. 

No.  Jokes are funny.  This is just fucking depressing.

how many times this year have we had a team on 3rd and 6 or longer deep in their end of the field, and gone from that to the team converting that 3rd down, and then going right down the field, scoring?

It happens to us a LOT. 

who will be the replacement for bijan?  are we in on tre bradford?

Just now, Chief21 said:

Route may be on now

Where are you going?

Public Service Announcement- The Curtis Blow Hiphop Nutcracker will be in Sugarland next week. 

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Baylor is physically beating us up.

Baylor.

I guess they’re imagining we’re their female student population 

2 minutes ago, Cap Hooked said:

I really hope people don’t start blaming the defense now. They’ve held it down this game. This is ALL on Sam and the Oline

Yup. Also Mensa. What the fuck is he doing playing these shit tier backup tight ends? Where is the screen game? Where's the deception and counters?

4 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

 I’m offended just being in the same conference as this team. 

Shit12

3 minutes ago, VaLonghorn99 said:

Another Big12 assisted drive against the Horns. The streak continues.

Yup. Multiple clutch weak ass penelties.

Just now, Loch Ness Monster said:

Herman getting another extension after the game?

Someone tweet at CDC!!!! 👊🤘🙌

How did the O line get so bad so fast?

Why does every defense look like a NFL team against us?

Why does it all come down to Sam playing hero ball to make anything happen?

When watching this years horns I can’t stop shitting. I watch em and then I have to shit. Maybe there is some symbiotic relationship between the horns and power shitting 

4 minutes ago, Helobious said:

All the Baylor ballcarriers carry the ball very loosely. It’ll cost them again later in the game.

Yes, when they're up 21-3 and looking to score again, a fumble could cost them that extra extra insurance TD.

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the only thing that fixes this is Herman getting fired.  2 more years of this bullshit because CDC is an idiot

Just now, Beigebandit said:

I guess they’re imagining we’re their female student population 

No. We’re far worse at football. 

someone explain to me how LSU didn’t beat this team by 100 points. 

"it is LIT here in Waco!"

I just puked in my mouth a little

Just now, Chief21 said:

Route may be on now

Good. The quicker this fucking “coaching” staff is gone the better. I mean we’ve seen this show before. Rinse and repeat. 

1 minute ago, Chief21 said:

Route may be on now

Nope we'll score a TD to lose by less than 7

Friendly reminder: CDC's email is ad@athletics.utexas.edu.  

The Athletics Department's phone number is 512-471-5757. Don't know if he'll listen, but it can't hurt if tons of people are emailing and calling regularly to call Herman out over this embarrassment.

Just now, Kel Varnsen said:

Who can we hire that can fix this shitshow?

Texas Athletics needs a heart transplant.

 

3 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

Remember the days when we would beat Baylor by 50?

Jesus this program has fallen so much. 

Your age is showing

Just now, futureman said:

someone explain to me how LSU didn’t beat this team by 100 points. 

We play up or down to the competition. Just enough to lose by 3 points.

Just now, Zavala said:

"it is LIT here in Waco!"

I just puked in my mouth a little

cum?

Ain’t no party like a Baylor (rape) party. So lit

Just now, VaLonghorn99 said:

Nope we'll score a TD to lose by less than 7

That's turtles. Stay close enough to have excuses or to be able to blame the kids. 

I'm not sure if this defense or the Gary Darnell defense sucked more. Either way, the D is Muledick.

1 minute ago, Kel Varnsen said:

You know urb would love to follow German and have success

german pun GIF by Cheezburger

8 minutes ago, Penche Gringo said:

I fucking hate this team

This season I have seen the ugliest football played by any Texas team ever - although Strong's teams had their moments

someone explain to me how LSU didn’t beat this team by 100 points. 


This was before the players gave up on Tom, fool me once...you know the rest.
1 hour ago, Zavala said:

Keep Hand.

He's the only coach I like anymore.

If anyone can name another worth keeping/promoting shout it out.

We are dead last in sacks in this shitty defenseless conference. Hand can get fucked too for all I care.

Even though the deficit is only 11 it feels like we're down by three touchdowns. 

 

Just now, MillerEP said:

 


This was before the players gave up on Tom, fool me once...you know the rest.

 

We won’t get fooled again?

“Game plan was great. Not out coached. Players need to execute better.”

We gonna run tempo or just lose?

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