Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Longhorns @ Rapists - FS1/Surly Discord 2:30 Central

Featured Replies

Let me get this straight on 3rd and long we go for the short check down, yet on 3rd short we take shots down the field?? Yep, that makes sense

  • Replies 2k
  • Views 154.9k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

  • This is what happens when you fire one of the best head football coaches in the country – at the peak of his powers – along with the AD and President.  By cleaning house, Baylor did what no other scho

  • The band should have played Yakety Sax.

Posted Images

3 minutes ago, Zavala said:

We gonna run tempo or just lose?

Just lose, of course!

/mensa

Fuckin great play calling on 3rd and 4th downs. Just morons

Herman isn't the guy. Next year with him is just a waste of time. What a pathetic showing. 

Just now, dcar00 said:

what the fuck? no crossing routes no slants. what the fuck

please please please fire this guy

We don't believe in those.... We're a very symmetrical offense.

 Rapists talking shit and we still will not answer the bell.  What the fuck...

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

so we need 4 yards both times, and we throw it 15 yards downfield.   awesome

If you watch the replay on third down our best receiver Duv was 1 on 1 and beat his man. Would’ve been an easy pass and catch. Sam is trash. I don’t care if the coaches told him to look there. If Sam actually thought that was the best throw he’s just as retarded as Herman

FIRE MEHRINGER.... WRs running poor routes in game #11 is ridiculous!!

Nice PI then taunting right after


Exactly what I saw too

Man fire Todd Orlando already right guys? 

Offense can't even get near the red zone all fucking game lulz

2 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

what are we doing?  we need 4 yards.

Coach Smooch headbutts people with helmets on, what else do you expect 

On top of watching us get fucked in the ass by Baylor, I have to watch to gay guys kiss during a commercial break. Fuck it all. 

Baylor has been easing the tip in up until this point, another score here and it'll get ugly. 

Just now, longhornmatt said:

We just went with a 20 yard back shoulder fade on 4th and 3.  

Yeah, in terms of the level of difficulty I don’t think you could choose a worse play 

seriously how many times have we gone for it on 3rd down around the opponents 40 yard line, not converted on 3rd, and then turned around and run the EXACT SAME PLAY on 4th?

 

I can think of 3 times right off the top of my head - including that play there.    what in the fuck is up with our playcalling when we go for it on 4th and we think "well that play was just played and didnt work, lets do it again on 4th!!!!"

Just now, longhornmatt said:

We just went with a 20 yard back shoulder fade on 4th and 3.  

Yeah, in terms of the level of difficulty I don’t think you could choose a worse play 

1 minute ago, BrickHorn said:

Holy shit.  They literally just ran the EXACT same play of 4th down that didn’t work on 3rd down.  
 

Fuck this moron coaching staff.

That would make a good post game question for Mensa

1 minute ago, Colonel Sanders said:

How do these fucks not have a 3 yard play?

We save that one for 3rd and 9

Come on Red, buy this shitty coaching staff out and send them packing. What else do you have to spend your money on?

13 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

We just went with a 20 yard back shoulder fade on 4th and 3.  

They'll never see it coming!  But if they do, they'll never see it coming twice in a row!!

/mensadipshit

2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Gotta make that tough catch

 

3 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

Eagles flat dropped it. 

EAGLES is not CJ.

He is mediocre at best

2 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Lol. 3rd and 3 and Sam throws a low percentage pass. And we follow that up with the same play

We did this last game too.  Ran the same play twice.  Our coaches are morons.

Let me get this straight on 3rd and long we go for the short check down, yet on 3rd short we take shots down the field?? Yep, that makes sense
Mensa!!
1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

FIRE MEHRINGER.... WRs running poor routes in game #11 is ridiculous!!

He's the least of our fucking worries 

So, aside from Duv, our WRs are all significantly taller than their DBs, but we prefer to throw it in the dirt instead of up high.  Makes sense

"well at one point we were in the game. I think the score was 0-0 in the first qt. Our players have to do a better job of making plays." Turtle Tom 

  • Author

OU beat the ever loving shit out of this team with crossing routes.....we don't appear to know what those are

Don’t worry guys. We’re gonna start running 10 personnel when we have no choice. Make it a game. Cover the spread. Then listen to how we had to run 11 the whole game because we had to “keep trying”.

Is that the best play we had on 4th down? Sam should know better than to throw that route after the CB sat on it the play before.

Fuck it. If we're going to lose (and we are), I hope Baylor runs it the fuck up. Anything that gets us closer to getting rid of Mensa. I can't handle hearing "wElL tHe sUn CaMe uP tOdAy. wE pLaYeD a ReAlLy gOoD tEaM cLoSe" one more fucking time. Followed, of course, by Herman blaming the kids for not executing his shit-tacular game plan.

I don’t like dumb people let alone dumb coaches 

1 minute ago, Zavala said:

Man fire Todd Orlando already right guys? 

Offense can't even get near the red zone all fucking game lulz

I'm assuming his car has room for a few more coaches right?

What another embarrassment. Why do we run the same play back to back when the first one didnt work?

Did we just run a 10 yard out route on a 4 and 3?   Did I mis-see that?

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.