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1 minute ago, Zavala said:

Man fire Todd Orlando already right guys? 

Offense can't even get near the red zone all fucking game lulz

How about fire them all

1 minute ago, RoyalBevo21 said:

Herman isn't the guy. Next year with him is just a waste of time. What a pathetic showing. 

Unfortunately I'm buying into this.  No imagination, no adjustments, just boring BAD football. 

This team is going to go to the Texas Bowl and lose to aggy. 6-7 baby! 🙌👊🤘

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

OU beat the ever loving shit out of this team with crossing routes.....we don't appear to know what those are

Sure Tom does. He runs them short on 3rd and forever

Just now, victory88 said:

We did this last game too.  Ran the same play twice.  Our coaches are morons.

Sam is just as fucking stupid. He can choose to throw to someone else. He doesn’t. Just as responsible

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

The middle of the field is there for the taking almost every play

are you at the game?  cause you can't see shit on tv

Roach and Jeff got torched on that.

Where's the DBs flying in to kill that fucking turd Brewer?

Did we not offer him after his dad went to Texas?

Think about all of the solid seniors whose season Herman has absolutely fucking wasted - Duvernay, CJ, Braun, Roach, even Brandon Jones. This a goddamn disgrace. He's cost each of those guys MILLIONS with this cluster fuck of absolute shit coaching and refusal to adjust.

Just now, Cap Hooked said:

Sam is just as fucking stupid. He can choose to throw to someone else. He doesn’t. Just as responsible

don't blame the guy that ran the worst route in history

So we take all our big unathletic guys and move them away from the line of scrimmage to cover space? Football is not this fucking hard jfc 

1 minute ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

The D is getting tired

That’s not what your mom said. 

Time to take some mushrooms 

Just now, hookem48 said:

don't blame the guy that ran the worst route in history

Yeah man that’s it. Keep sucking Sam’s dick brother. You do you 

1 minute ago, John Smith2 said:

The coach of the flagship university of the great state of Texas. 

You can just see how excited the players are..... 

2 minutes ago, midtown said:

We're a swimming and volleyball school

don't forget about golf

2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

OU beat the ever loving shit out of this team with crossing routes.....we don't appear to know what those are

Our coaches don't attack the opponent's weaknesses, it's all a grab bag of plays with no rhyme or reason. 

2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

OU beat the ever loving shit out of this team with crossing routes.....we don't appear to know what those are

We ran a shalllow one with Eagles early in the game on 3rd and long and it picked up a first down........so of course we won’t consider it again

Guys we still have tech to fuck us up and whatever team in the loser shit bowl 

Just now, SubliminalHorn said:

Nothing has changed week to week. The same boring, unimaginative plays over and over. 

During our Monday meeting the GAs told me this stuff would work based on tendencies. Plus it's in the binder. Y'all just don't get it cuz you're not Mensa 

1 minute ago, horngasm2020 said:

hopefully herman's last game as head coch will be a blowout by shane

Doesn't Shane have another year? Need a guarantee for this year

 I just want to say a big fuck you to everybody that voted 10-15 years ago that they like comeback wins instead of blowout wins 

Just now, Cap Hooked said:

Yeah man that’s it. Keep sucking Sam’s dick brother. You do you 

lol, keep being an ignorant fan, you do you 

2 minutes ago, John Smith2 said:

The coach of the flagship university of the great state of Texas. 

what a fucking moron. Can't wait till he's gone

3 minutes ago, horngasm2020 said:

hopefully herman's last game as head coch will be a blowout by shane

Lmao Texas isn't playing SMU in a bowl game at this rate. 

Herman sucks. 

 

Sam sucks. 

 

Total reboot needed. 

This offense is terrible. Anyone involved with the offense needs to be fired.
I feel like I’m back in the CS years. We MIGHT score, but it’s unlikely and if it does happen, it’ll be a total accident.

1 minute ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

During our Monday meeting the GAs told me this stuff would work based on tendencies. Plus it's in the binder. Y'all just don't get it cuz you're not Mensa 

We definitely have a tendency, that's for sure. 

1 minute ago, GotThatFire said:

 I just want to say a big fuck you to everybody that voted 10-15 years ago that they like comeback wins instead of blowout wins 

Because that’s absolutely why. 

we are so fucking dumb.  if CDC doesn't fire this guy he is THE problem.

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