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Longhorns @ Rapists - FS1/Surly Discord 2:30 Central

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1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

what a fucking moron. Can't wait till he's gone

I swear, you guys deserve better. WTF was that? but then again, he's mocked a college QB, so maybe this shouldn't surprise anyone 

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LOL we just did it again...fire all of these motherfuckers

They should have Ricky escort Tom off campus in the bed of that truck, sitting on the hay bale.

Did our dline really jump offsides? On 4th? Fuck you Roach. Cried like a bitch after you did this last game and then you do it again. Fuck you

Holy shit, we gave them the first down two ways.

This may be the dumbest team I've ever seen.

Baylor tries to do us a favor and we jump offsides and then also let them convert anyway

Do we even want to play football.  No heart.  Fuck Herman and this entire pile of shit.

This is the biggest issue.... it's a dumb team.  A senior is the biggest problem when it comes to playing intelligently too.

 

Edited by Patrick Bateman

but He guys we have morals. Our degrees mean something and we didn’t hire those evil cheating coaches that win and win often. So we still have that.  I’d much rather have the moral high road and look like pure shit on the field. Then have no moral high road and our boys dominate.  /urbanthread 

1 minute ago, nineliveslost said:

im going to sit here and get drunk on rum until I deny my wife sex

There's your problem bird lips. You're going it all wrong.

You need to relax the jaw. Drink whiskey.

What a well coached football team. Remember when we all made fun of aggy?

In your face Mensa .. Baylor runs the same back shoulder fade successfully that your clowns couldn’t ... twice. 

He doesn’t have control until after his shoulder hits. 
so it will only be a 5 yard penalty and first down. 

Unreal that Texas jumped offsides. Especially after last week. 2 players moved. 
 

Epitome of where Texas is as a program 

Just now, Redneck Mutha said:

haha

holy shit all of them are dumb.  At least we're dumb as a team.

Alignment

21-3 incoming...

I need to find something else to do with my Saturdays.

All the best players in Texas leave and dominate we get the left over overrated crapola 

I hope Herman has aneurysm from his stupid pregame head butting and has a delayed death at the Tech game.

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Im fucking done with herman

 

 

how do u jump offsides??

 

 

how

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how

Yeah he probably tells em to jump on 4th and short

We should just forfeit against Tech and give the coaching staff a long weekend to consider seppuku.

Herman still thinks he’s doing a good job. Only down 11 points to the #14 team in the country on the road. Football is really really hard. 

Just now, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

There's your problem bird lips. You're going it all wrong.

You need to relax the jaw. Drink whiskey.

Ill leave the relaxing of the jaw and throat to you. Im happy with rum.

Just now, Slade said:

21-3 incoming...

I need to find something else to do with my Saturdays.

Herman needs to as well 

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