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Longhorns @ Rapists - FS1/Surly Discord 2:30 Central

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Wow. I feel so fucking bad for every senior who had the option to leave but came back. Herman should be Kiffened and left in fucking Waco for this shit show.

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Maybe this is what needs to happen. No other team this season has score as few points against Baylor as us. That includes UTSA, Rice, Stephen F Austin, and all the teams we’ve beaten this year. 

Just now, dcar00 said:

wow. they throw high to their tall WR's

their tall receivers can catch 

Has a team ever regressed as much as this one from where they were to start the year?

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Rhule there on the sideline "Holy shit, this Texas team fucking sucks!"

Lol this

After last year, only way Tom gets on the hot seat is to be humiliated and dominated on the field. We are right on track.

 Clearly, Coach Washington has never gone over jamming with the CB’s

Why didn't we off Brewer? Ten times the QB Sam is. 

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Just now, campcrunk said:

Wow. I feel so fucking bad for every senior who had the option to leave but came back. Herman should be Kiffened and left in fucking Waco for this shit show.

He should actually be drowned in the Brazos.

Now we'll start slinging it around and we'll score three touchdowns in the final 16 minutes.  But we'll give up one more.  We'll lose 28-24 and Tom will talk about eerily similar we are to Baylor, but they just find a way to win the close games.

Yeah, like they run their best plays the whole game, you fake genius dumbshit fraudulent fucking cocksucker.

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The fact that I'd rather watch the fucking aggy game is a fire-able offense on it's own, let alone this pathetic showing.

Just now, Chad said:

So........who does Texas play in the Texas bowl?

May be worth declining ANY bowl. At least it would reduce the loss column by 1.

Herman can go fuck himself for raping this program and stealing $6M a year. What a fucking disgrace 

There is no reason for Herman to come back to Austin except to clear out his office.  Hell, what is Applewhite doing these days?

Just run up the freaking score.  At least watching Turtle squirm might bring a little enjoyment and bring change sooner...

1 minute ago, hookem48 said:

their tall receivers can catch 

So can ours when Sam doesn't throw worm burners

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

Why didn't we off Brewer? Ten times the QB Sam is. 

Sam was already in the boat by the time Herman was hired. 

Hey @gmr548

You sticking with your opinion that all of current Texas football staff is returning??

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Can we offer Urban this week? The sad thing is the AD will give Herman Munster another year as long as he blames and fires some coaches.

4 minutes ago, The People’s Elbow said:

Yup, and I’m right there with them. Fucking sucks. Wake me up next August. 

What's happening next August? Going on a nice vacation maybe? It can't possibly be to see this team play

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

Why didn't we off Brewer? Ten times the QB Sam is. 

we did offer him... as a preferred walkon.    fuck man its not like we ignored him.   Hes been crying to media ever since. 

Just now, Beigebandit said:

Sam was already in the boat by the time Herman was hired. 

Bad Analysis 

Yeah, let's just get Sam turned into a fucking vegetable to put a cherry on this shit sundae.

Wow. I feel so fucking bad for every senior who had the option to leave but came back. Herman should be Kiffened and left in fucking Waco for this shit show.
Lolz where were they going? Canada?
2 minutes ago, Tx_2_Sc85 said:

Has a team ever regressed as much as this one from where they were to start the year?

It's actually impressive. 

I genuinely hope that Herman feels really, really good about taking MILLIONS of dollars away from several of his seniors while he sits and collects the seventh highest salary in CFB. 

I remember the joy and optimism Texas fans had when Herman was steered away from LSU.....ah those were the days 

I keep

thinking everyone’s gonna join the transfer portal but no one will take them 

13 minutes ago, campcrunk said:

Wow. I feel so fucking bad for every senior who had the option to leave but came back. Herman should be Kiffened and left in fucking Waco for this shit show.

Not me.  Lack of leadership is part of the issue, too.  Shock the Nation showed you can have shitty coaching and with great team leadership still will your team to respectability.  

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

we did offer him... as a preferred walkon.    fuck man its not like we ignored him.   Hes been crying to media ever since. 

If Brewer came to Texas he'd be a fucking terrible QB right. Horrifically bad. He's being coached up like a mother fucker. 

2 minutes ago, Cap Hooked said:

Another bailout flag. But no flag for PI against Eagles. Fuck the Bug 12

Yup. It's so predictable. Every big12 game is exactly the same. 

I don't know why but every other conference has a watchable style of football, then there's the shit12. Maybe because everyone wants to copy cat the BlowU pussy brand of ball?

How many games has Whittington played in??  Can we not play him today?

Repeat after me.

 

No more mid-major flavor of the month.

No more mid-major flavor of the month.

No more mid-major flavor of the month.

No more mid-major flavor of the month.

No more mid-major flavor of the month.

No more mid-major flavor of the month.

 

We're Texas, damn it. We should be able to steal a _successful_ P5 coach.

 

1 minute ago, DaysOff said:
4 minutes ago, campcrunk said:
Wow. I feel so fucking bad for every senior who had the option to leave but came back. Herman should be Kiffened and left in fucking Waco for this shit show.

Lolz where were they going? Canada?

Mountain West teams play that big12 style of ball probably

Just now, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Texas can still come back

Hah. Not with this staff and collection of brain-dead players 

Just now, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Texas can still come back

I admire your commitment to optimism, but... no.

1 minute ago, Hook1997 said:

How many games has Whittington played in??  Can we not play him today?

Save him for the next coach at this point

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