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Longhorns @ Rapists - FS1/Surly Discord 2:30 Central

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Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

What I miss I went outside to

stab myself in the dick 

Did you take the catheter out first?

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What I miss I went outside to
stab myself in the dick 

Considering the alternative of watching the game, you made the right choice

Herman fitlumped himself for this performance?  Hahahahhaha hahahahaha hahahahaha.

12 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

What I miss I went outside to

stab myself in the dick 

You missed the team stabbing itself in the dick.

Fuck it. Need aggy to win to really turn the fucking heat up on this asshole. Just get off the internet and cancel your cable subscription. 

I spent the first half installing a new toilet. Unfortunately that was an appropriate activity.

1 minute ago, naija said:

4th and 34. what does the binder say?

Go fuck yourself bitch

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Lmao ref is ripping into tom right now on the sideline

 

hope the cameras capture it

I’m guessing they did, since it was on camera.

I'm sure this has been said somewhere on here but holy fuck did Tom's lackadaisical nervous gum chewing is akin to Garett's clapping. 

 

Holy fuck that shot after the back to back penalties of Herman with zero emotion almost made me Elvis my TV. 

I rarely agree with Dan Neil, but I did today.

Just got home and tuning in to this.  I see Baylor has bought into the whole yellow uniform thing.  RGIV is now playing QB?

Someone needs to start a we’ve gone full Texags thread so we don’t get a million bs threads.  

Parker Braun has gone from an all ACC lineman to looking like a liability on our team.

Shane has gone from looking bad on our team to looking all conference at SMU. Even Porter looked good at times.

*Jim Halpert WTF is going on*

Pretty sure Sam's out of the running for that Heisman this year.

This game has been a complete and utter embarrassment for the University. It confirms what most of us have known all year -- this fucking offense is shit. And Herman is the one who led it there.

2 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

I spent the first half installing a new toilet. Unfortunately that was an appropriate activity.

I'll be doing that in the next couple of weeks.  One piece or two?  

a&m can beat GA today and we're gonna lose like bitches in waco.  This year did not take the trajectory we thought it would.

16 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

We have become the football version of diarrhea.

I disagree.  Diarrhea is unpredictable and can be explosive!

1 minute ago, hookem48 said:

Dan misspelled stop being pussies 

It’s spelled “F I R E   E V E R Y O N E.”

Is anyone still in the Tom Herman train? Fuck him.

I am in the train if he and the rest of the coaches are on the rails.
1 minute ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Is anyone still in the Tom Herman train? Fuck him.

I’m afraid the “Tom Herman Train” is just another term for a gang bang in a gay brothel.

Just now, Patricio Swayze said:

Is anyone still in the Tom Herman train? Fuck him.

danny devito no GIF

Just now, FloridaHorn said:

I’m afraid the “Tom Herman Train” is just another term for a gang bang in a gay brothel.

That actually sounds like a step up.

I wonder what shack did. 
I guess a Baylor dt falling on Sam after he slid isn’t hitting a player on the ground or whatever. 

I’m not so sure that Herman has any idea about what to do? I get being hardheaded, but damn. Hoping for a miracle is not a strategy.

For those who refer to Baylor as rapists, you’ve overlooked they’re pretty much into beastiality too. This f*****g we’re getting is embarrassing. 

Mack will have UNC in the ACC conference title game before Texas is back in the Big 12 game. 

Can someone tell me one thing this team does well? Anything?


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3 minutes ago, 4Pete said:

a&m can beat GA today and we're gonna lose like bitches in waco.  This year did not take the trajectory we thought it would.

To be fair, WE beat Georgia

2 minutes ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

I disagree.  Diarrhea is unpredictable and can be explosive!

Explosive is not always a positive.

Just now, orangebird said:

Can someone tell me one thing this team does well? Anything?


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Lose?

Just now, hornhorn said:

norwood teague football GIF

 

Do you miss me?

 

Nope.  Not even a little.

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