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Do you really think our biggest problem is the QB? Shane would be dead playing in this offense. 

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Just now, 4th&Five said:

Do you really think our biggest problem is the QB? Shane would be dead playing in this offense. 

3 points, bro 

Ehlinger isn't great.

He is so far from being enough of the problem to warrant a thread that there is no word for a chasm that large.

Just now, Xian said:

*i will gladly eat crow if he brings a comeback 

Sam is better than Shane. The difference is coaching.

Bench him. I’m fine with that. He’s issue number 11 on offense. That’s the point. 
 

We’re not talking about Fields or Murray or Hurts that we lost. 

Edited by 4th&Five

11 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Ehlinger isn't great.

He is so far from being enough of the problem to warrant a thread that there is no word for a chasm that large.

OPs gaping pussy?

everyone hated Shane for holding the ball too long, he would do well here this year I'm sure. 

1 minute ago, Xian said:

3 points...

Look, everyone already knows you're one of those football watching morons who thinks the quarterback is the only thing that matters on offense. We get it already. It's time to shut up.

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1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

Look, everyone already knows you're one of those football watching morons who thinks the quarterback is the only thing that matters on offense. We get it already. It's time to shut up.

3 points...

 

if we had ten you would have a point. 
 

3 points...

Lol at this idiot thinking Shane is some awesome qb playing against conference USA

Shane would probably be dead if he was here, fuck anyone wishing that on him.

Still feeling good about my assessment that neither are good enough to win the big 12

Shane woudn't fare any better under this staff.

Not one iota.

6 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Shane played scared most of his snaps here. 

To be fair he had good reason to be.

11 minutes ago, Xian said:

3 points...

 

if we had ten you would have a point. 
 

3 points...

lulz

You somehow just made your idiocy even more obvious.

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1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

lulz

You somehow just made your idiocy even more obvious.

3 points, bro. That good enough for you?  Has Shane only scored three points? 

2 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

To be fair he had good reason to be.

Not arguing that 

1 minute ago, Xian said:

 Sooo did you go to Westlake?

No, I went to Austin High, actually.

The fact is the matter is that you're a complete moron.

"10 points and yeah it's not the quarterback's fault. But 3 points? IT'S ALL THE QUARTERBACK'S FAULT!"

Like I said, complete moron.

If you list out in order the problems this team has, you go a long time before you get to Sam.

Shit, you go a long time before you get out of our coaches.

Buechele just hit a cornerback in the ass with a throw on 4th and 4. Looks like he may be finishing up blowing a 21-10 lead. Because it's all his fault because he's the quarterback.

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4 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

No, I went to Austin High, actually.

The fact is the matter is that you're a complete moron.

"10 points and yeah it's not the quarterback's fault. But 3 points? IT'S ALL THE QUARTERBACK'S FAULT!"

Like I said, complete moron.

Lol.  In your face “AUSTIN” most likely upper middle class  White boy can’t understand sarcasm. 

49 minutes ago, Thetexashammer said:

Sam is better than Shane. The difference is coaching.

Totally agree. You can't blame anything on Sam for the weekly shitshows. UT is lucky to have Sam. 

Shane sucked at Texas. I'm happy for him but he took so many bad sacks it was ridiculous.

11 minutes ago, Xian said:

Lol.  In your face “AUSTIN” most likely upper middle class  White boy can’t understand sarcasm. 

I bet you have face tats

54 minutes ago, Thetexashammer said:

Sam is better than Shane. The difference is coaching.

This

You should be starting QB
 
screw the west lake homers 

You being the biggest loser on this particular internet board is bad enough that I pray you either get a voluntary lobotomy or at the very least a court ordered sterilization...
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2 minutes ago, Mileslong said:


You being the biggest loser on this particular internet board is bad enough that I pray you either get a voluntary lobotomy or at the very least a court ordered sterilization...

Bro, where did you go to school? How privileged? 

20 minutes ago, Xian said:

Lol.  In your face “AUSTIN” most likely upper middle class  White boy can’t understand sarcasm. 

No, you stupid fuck, I was talking about your earlier post where you said I'd have a point if we had 10 points but not with only 3.

The fact that reality conspired to show you how stupid you are is not my fault. I mean it's actually a little funny if you think about it. You said I'd have a point if we had 10 points but not with only 3. I said that showed you were somehow even dumber than we thought. Then we got to 10 points. At which point you realized how stupid your previous post was so you were sarcastic. 

Amazing. 

You post like our team plays. 

Edited by Huckleberry

If Herman was smart enough he would have adjusted the offense to Shane’s strengths (actually passing down field, which is not Sams obviously)  and he would probably be a heisman finalist but we know he’s not that smart.

Edited by Hook1997

5 minutes ago, Mileslong said:


You being the biggest loser on this particular internet board is bad enough that I pray you either get a voluntary lobotomy or at the very least a court ordered sterilization...

That is very generous are you a man of the cloth?

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3 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

No, you stupid fuck, I was talking about your earlier post where you said I'd have a point if we had 10 points but not with only 3.

The fact that reality conspired to show you how stupid you are is not my fault. I mean it's actually a little funny if you think about it. You said I'd have a point if we had 10 points but not with only 3. I said that showed you were somehow even dumber than we thought. Then we got to 10 points. At which point you realized how stupid your previous post was so you were sarcastic. 

Amazing. 

You post like our team plays. 

Soooo. You were raised upper middler class AUSTIN gringo?

Just now, Xian said:

Lol. Would make the Exes quarterly begging more interesting 

Oh I see you make $250k a year flipping burgers at Wendy's

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