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Did we make a deal with the devil himself to go undefeated and win the ‘05 Ship?

15 minutes ago, NTVTXN said:

Did we make a deal with the devil himself to go undefeated and win the ‘05 Ship?

I may have.  I'm pretty sure, in my drunken stupor, I just asked for this ONE  thing on the 4th down play.  

13 minutes ago, Girdwood said:

Prioritizing dollars over winning. 

This. Oh, and don't forget we prioritize doing things with "class" so we never lose -- we always win the moral superiority contest vs. errbody.

 

Just now, Shaggy3.0 said:

This. Oh, and don't forget we prioritize doing things with "class" so we never lose -- we always win the moral superiority contest vs. errbody.

 

This right here all the fucjing pussies who are against urban because their noses are up like they are too good for anything. Fuck them too this is the shit you get when you want to take the moral high ground 

21 minutes ago, NTVTXN said:

Did we make a deal with the devil himself to go undefeated and win the ‘05 Ship?

I know I did that night, about 10 minutes before kickoff.

Swore I’d never, ever, bitch again, even if Texas, Cowboys, or Stars never won shit for the rest of my life.

Looks like my “prayer” was answered.....and I’m a man of my word.

It was worth it  \,,/

26 minutes ago, Girdwood said:

Prioritizing dollars over winning. 

I hear this said but never understood it. Winning programs sell more merchandise and get better deals. Not disagreeing just wanting to understand. 

Just now, Rhinotx said:

I hear this said but never understood it. Winning programs sell more merchandise and get better deals. Not disagreeing just wanting to understand. 

Best comparison I can make is the Cowboys. Living off historical success. Just enough recent “success” to keep hope alive. Large fan base that buys lots and lots of merchandise. It’s a vicious cycle. 

3 minutes ago, Rhinotx said:

I hear this said but never understood it. Winning programs sell more merchandise and get better deals. Not disagreeing just wanting to understand. 

Prioritizing $ = bringing Herman back because you won’t pay his buyout.

prioritizing winning = Herman is shitcanned and Urban is the new coach in 2020.

10 minutes ago, former alkie said:

I know I did that night, about 10 minutes before kickoff.

Swore I’d never, ever, bitch again, even if Texas, Cowboys, or Stars never won shit for the rest of my life.

Looks like my “prayer” was answered.....and I’m a man of my word.

It was worth it  \,,/

Brother?

4 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

Prioritizing $ = bringing Herman back because you won’t pay his buyout.

prioritizing winning = Herman is shitcanned and Urban is the new coach in 2020.

How much is his buy out?

24 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

I may have.  I'm pretty sure, in my drunken stupor, I just asked for this ONE  thing on the 4th down play.  

Why do posters want to claim they're drunk we everyone here knows they aren't? If you were truthfully drunk you wouldn't be on the internet. 

Red McCombs says Herman is no more than a OC not Head Coach material. 

Piss poor coach is all I gotta say about it. Just flat out piss poor. He's done a good job of raping UT for millions and UT boosters keep on paying for this shit. 

2 minutes ago, BradWilcox said:

Why do posters want to claim they're drunk we everyone here knows they aren't? If you were truthfully drunk you wouldn't be on the internet. 

Dumbfuck.

I was def drunk and not on the internet during the MNC in 2006.  Matter of fact, my wife had to talk me out of running down the street nude after the game.

Edited by Knoxtnhorn

1 minute ago, Bellboy said:

Red McCombs says Herman is no more than a OC not Head Coach material. 

Red is right! Tom probably isn't a good OC either.

Ship? Very gay.
THIS. That's very aggy. OP probably says natty as well.
Just now, Knoxtnhorn said:

Dumbfuck.

I was def drunk and not on the internet during the MNC in 2006.

Sure you were. I believe everything you say. Drunk in 2006? Boy you weren't old enough to be drinking. Quick tell me another good one! lol. 

I want to be feared.  I’ve had just about enough of this classy paddycake bullshit.  The team needs to be feared from the raping, pillaging and destroying they are doing on the field.  Instead, we talk about class and respect.  Fuck that, I want to fucking win.

7 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

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Fake. Russian women cost more than that per minute

1 minute ago, Spankytoes said:

Fake. Russian women cost more than that per minute

how much do they cost for a lifetime....

 

asking for a friend of course. 

3 minutes ago, BradWilcox said:

Sure you were. I believe everything you say. Drunk in 2006? Boy you weren't old enough to be drinking. Quick tell me another good one! lol. 

You seem stupid. Are you stupid?

And holy cow I was casually laughing at my Vol alum wife 2 months ago.  That is some quick karma.

Just now, Jameslaw121 said:

You seem stupid. Are you stupid?

Are you asking if Longhorn fans are stupid? I'll wait while you give that question lots of thought and once you figure it out get back to me with the result of your long thinking effort.

How much is his buy out?
You would think after the extension back in the Spring it has to be approaching 20 million. Wowza.
3 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

how much do they cost for a lifetime....

 

asking for a friend of course. 

We became empty nesters in July. Both kids are now in college. We replaced the 3 upstairs bedrooms with her sister, my 18 year old nephew and my 7 year old niece who all immigrated from Russia last month. This, of course, is “temporary”.

if you have to ask, you can’t afford it.

5 minutes ago, BradWilcox said:

Are you asking if Longhorn fans are stupid? I'll wait while you give that question lots of thought and once you figure it out get back to me with the result of your long thinking effort.

I think he was asking if you were stupid.  I'm pretty sure you don't need to answer for us to know.

Edited by Knoxtnhorn

1 minute ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

I think he was asking if you were stupid.  I'm pretty sure you don't need to answer for us to know.

Do you like being called Beotch? You ain't shit.

Just now, BradWilcox said:

Do you like being called Beotch? You ain't shit.

Only by your mom.

2 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Only by your mom.

You aren't enough man for her. She's not into little gay boys. Don't do something your boyfriend isn't going to like.

9 minutes ago, BradWilcox said:

You aren't enough man for her. She's not into little gay boys. Don't do something your boyfriend isn't going to like.

Cool.  Stupid and homophobic.  Well done.

1 minute ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Cool.  Stupid and homophobic.  Well done.

Yeah truth hurts.

he's not getting fired until after year 5. The pain cycle is 3 years at Texas, so 2019,2020, and 2021. Then he goes.

53 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

This right here all the fucjing pussies who are against urban because their noses are up like they are too good for anything. Fuck them too this is the shit you get when you want to take the moral high ground 

There obviously is something to this.    All I could think of watching that game was how in the fuck no one was saying anything about how Baylor ended up at 1-11.   The announcers were all about how they had battled back from adversity and should be commended for doing so.  Not a single mention of the lenient treatment that institution got.  The real story here is that you can obviously get away with murder (Bliss) and rape and no one cares. 

Cheating in recruiting negative recruiting, scheduling patsies, allowing or aiding improprieties, nothing matters.   Not just football, but other sports as well.  KU and their basketball mess for example.

The NCAA is toothless and everyone knows it.   I don't like the idea of bending/breaking rules, but if no one else is going to be punished then why do we enter this gunfight with a knife?

But then, even if we did cheat ALOT, it wouldn't overcome the horrendous coaching we have endured for over a decade now.

The next coach gets a secret deal.  Each win against an FBS opponent means he gets to strangle and mutilate one hooker in whichever order he prefers.

2 minutes ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

The next coach gets a secret deal.  Each win against an FBS opponent means he gets to strangle and mutilate one hooker in whichever order he prefers.

I don't want Craig James as coach.

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34 minutes ago, markstanco said:
1 hour ago, Quagmire said:
Ship? Very gay.

THIS. That's very aggy. OP probably says natty as well.

Ok, forgive me “National Championship “. Is that better? For the love of Pete/ I have shit to do. Ship, Natty, The whole enchilada- whatever. 
 

At any rate, I’m not saying I’d trade the win.  I was there. I was in the USC Booster section (former boss was a big USC donor) / I wouldn’t trade that experience for anything.  I just want them to get their shit together. I’m just baffled at how the Leadership of what is a TOP University has seemingly screwed up 2 of the 3 major sports SO badly.  
Perhaps it’s what a lot of y’all have said, $$ over success/wins. 
Just very frustrating and hard to watch - and I yes, I know I’m not alone.
 

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32 minutes ago, Spankytoes said:

We became empty nesters in July. Both kids are now in college. We replaced the 3 upstairs bedrooms with her sister, my 18 year old nephew and my 7 year old niece who all immigrated from Russia last month. This, of course, is “temporary”.

if you have to ask, you can’t afford it.

I mean the vodka bill alone...

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38 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

And holy cow I was casually laughing at my Vol alum wife 2 months ago.  That is some quick karma.

This. Someone said it, on I think the “Fire Herman” thread...we’re quickly become Tennessee ...irrelevant....

5 minutes ago, NTVTXN said:

This. Someone said it, on I think the “Fire Herman” thread...we’re quickly become Tennessee ...irrelevant....

I know.  I know.  Regretting it now.



Ok, forgive me “National Championship “. Is that better? For the love of Pete/ I have shit to do. Ship, Natty, The whole enchilada- whatever. .
 
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We ain't mad. Nothing but love. But ship and natty and maybe next year are trademarks at texags.

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