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#53
9 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Yup, left the beer, on to the Scotch.  Lagavulin is in the glass, Ardbeg is on deck.

Cheers to peaty scotch. What year on the Lagavulin?

#56
5 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

Two?

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No, you're going right. I'm not that fancy. I want my whiskey/scotch to be cool, but not cold not water down. Two normal ice cubes for a double seems right for me 

#57
6 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

Two?

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Looks a lot like the old fashion I'm bout to make. Actually it looks exactly like it since I'll be holding the bitters, cherry, sugar cube, and orange peal.

#61
13 minutes ago, NameNotFound said:

Cheers to peaty scotch. What year on the Lagavulin?

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#62
8 minutes ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

Looks a lot like the old fashion I'm bout to make. Actually it looks exactly like it since I'll be holding the bitters, cherry, sugar cube, and orange peal.

I like an old fashion. But that’s a lot of work. And sugar. 

#64

Cheap vodka shots chased by Sprite. Just ate a sativa gummy so probably not going to be functional for the next 12 hours

#70

I didn't watch the game (can't bring myself to watch anything with Baylor).  Instead,  I looked for new bourbon cocktails to try.  Discovered the Man-O'-War.  Really delicious.  Recommend with a Luxardo cherry.

#71

I actually stopped drinking during the third quarter. That’s how depressed I got. Couldn’t wait for the game to be over. Never felt that before.

#72

1910 neat 

I stopped watching in the 2nd quarter. I don’t mind losing, but watching a team so poorly coached that every play is a game of how fucking stupid can we be, I just can’t watch that. 

#73
30 minutes ago, Uncle Nate said:

I like an old fashion. But that’s a lot of work. And sugar. 

Yeah, i always hold the sugar. Way too sweet with it. 

#74
Cheap vodka shots chased by Sprite. Just ate a sativa gummy so probably not going to be functional for the next 12 hours

Respect. But should have gone indica.
#76

Respect. But should have gone indica.
Agreed, but ate my last indica gummy last night. Time for another trip to CO.
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#81
1 hour ago, Landomatic said:

Johnny Walker Blue

It’s good for losing and winning, but mostly losing.

/Jerry Jones

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#83
32 minutes ago, hookem17 said:

Liquor? I didn’t even know her. 

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#84

I had to stop drinking because this team sucks so bad. I get even more pissed off when I’m drunk 

Edited by MotownHorn

#87

Miller lite. 

Walked in the house after the game and asked if we had any liquor (I stopped drinking liquor years ago). Wife and others said “You asked the same damn thing last week.” There wasn’t any.

It was then that I realized just how bad we suck and that I’m going to have to start drinking liquor again as long as Herman is coaching. 

#88

Had a variety of marzen/Octoberfest-types during the first half at a bar near campus where I was the only patron. Stopped by a friend's house on the way home and had a natty light.
Thought about making a joke about which was worse...the game or the natty light, but that's just stupid. Clearly even the horror that is natty light is superior to the putrid dogshit of a game that we played today.
I'm drink, neg away.

#89
2 minutes ago, Hunchback said:

Had a variety of marzen/Octoberfest-types during the first half at a bar near campus where I was the only patron. Stopped by a friend's house on the way home and had a natty light.
Thought about making a joke about which was worse...the game or the natty light, but that's just stupid. Clearly even the horror that is natty light is superior to the putrid dogshit of a game that we played today.
I'm drink, neg away.

Natty light is disgusting.

And still about 1000x better than this football team.

#90
Natty light is disgusting.
And still about 1000x better than this football team.
I would agree if you change 'team' to 'staff' or 'game plan.'
#91

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A lot of everything. A couple more black thunders and southern star oktobers in recycling. Wife (no pics) is helping with the wine whilst we cook sustenance for the kids. But i already started in on the 1910 and it’s a delicious way to forget Tom Herman.

 

 

Edit:nootropics help too. What a fuckall season this is.

#93
2 hours ago, immamac said:

Fighting cock bourbon and coke zero

FC is baller ass mixer shit on a budget.  Love having some cock or old forrester 100 around for mixed dranks. 

Edited by deft

#94
2 minutes ago, Hunchback said:
7 minutes ago, utee94 said:
Natty light is disgusting.
And still about 1000x better than this football team.

I would agree if you change 'team' to 'staff' or 'game plan.'

It ain't the staff missing more tackles than any other team in the B12.  It ain't the staff that's unable to block 3 rushers with 5 olinemen.

This team is a complete failure at every position, every level.

Anyway, moving on to the Ardbeg.  

#95

Not the fucking Kool aid anymore.

About to make my first margarita of the day.

I'm trying this new thing where I get a bunch of yard work done and peek in on some Texas football here and there.

It works better than getting into the game and getting rage and shitfaced.

#97
19 minutes ago, deft said:

FC is baller ass mixer shit on a budget.  Love having some cock or old forrester 100 around for mixed dranks. 

So, you love cock?

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Edited by Thetexashammer

#98
21 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

makers and coke zero. 

Makers makes me break things. Somehow Crown doesn't through.

#99
3 hours ago, blackflag said:

2 1/2 shots of single barrel Knob Creek, a shot of butterscotch schnapps and a few dashes of black walnut bitters. 

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#100
Makers makes me break things. Somehow Crown doesn't through.
crown is crack. start a bottle gotta finish it. dangerous.

yesterday it was this...



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straight outta the bottle.

it didn't help

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