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belicheck is starting to send run blitzes up the middle to get zeke to bounce, which of course he has no speed to do.

That TD might win it.

Just now, Loch Ness Monster said:

One more phantom penalty and Garrett getting outcoached and its a wrap

Garrett was outcoached before he got on the plane.

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Byron Jones is a spare. The only defense anyone has for him is the dorky PFF "stats".  He is a spare like every other DB we have. They have no ability to make a play or even track the ball. Fucking terrible.

Jarwin, you son of a bitch.  can't fumble.  very lucky to get it back.

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Garrett was clapping while Dak came off the field after 3rd down, before the blocked punt. 

Garrett tried to give Dak a low five, but Dak declined by keeping his hands in his hand warmer. Is it not painfully obvious that this team doesnt care for him? 

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1 minute ago, Burntcowboy said:

That’s all we need. Now both the announcers will double their efforts to kiss the patriots ass. 

Well they are a superior team. By like 100 miles. They have a coach that is actually really good. Like playing chess against a that fucking meme cat.

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Yep this game seems it could get out of hand. Ill prepared as usual. No one can hang onto the ball.

more shit play.  this game is over.  2nd down was a great oppt for PA.  nope run into the line for zero

They were scared shitless as soon as they got off the plane. The cowboys knew they would lose before the week ever started. 

No fight at all

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Pats have forced 29 turnovers this year. How many have we forced? Lmao.

I tuned in about 10 minutes ago and every ply the cowboys have struggled to just touching the ball. NE seems to have no problem. Peak ‘boys.

we had about 5 good plays/runs.  belicheck adjusted and the game is over.

yep.  their guy right down the middle.  fuck Jerry and Garrett.

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All that talk of the rain and wind and he drills that FG. I mean I guess its cool we held them to 3 but holy shit. We have gift wrapped them all their points. Typical. 

6 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Well they are a superior team. By like 100 miles. They have a coach that is actually really good. Like playing chess against a that fucking meme cat.

Dammit, stop bringing logic to my emotional rants

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1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

we had about 5 good plays/runs.  belicheck adjusted and the game is over.

Don't worry. Our staff is about to show how smart they are and they will counter and outsmart Bill!!!....

Cowboys kicker fucks it up. Belichick's kicker who the Cowboys discarded years ago knocks it through no problem from 44. 

Sometimes when you have a culture of mediocrity versus a culture of winning fucking titles this shit just happens. In football coaching is so ridiculously important

Nobody can hold the ball on our side! How are the other team having no problems?

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

All that talk of the rain and wind and he drills that FG. I mean I guess its cool we held them to 3 but holy shit. We have gift wrapped them all their points. Typical. 

If I remember correctly they said the wind is blowing in against the cowboys as they drive this half. Hopefully it stays the same or dies down 

Just now, Junior Miller said:

Cowboys kicker fucks it up. Belichick's kicker who the Cowboys discarded years ago knocks it through no problem from 44. 

Sometimes when you have a culture of mediocrity versus a culture of winning fucking titles this shit just happens. In football coaching is so ridiculously important

the FG kicker is folk I believe

Just now, SurlyBDR said:

If I remember correctly they said the wind is blowing in against the cowboys as they drive this half. Hopefully it stays the same or dies down 

we are with the wind now.  we were against in Q1

1 minute ago, SurlyBDR said:

If I remember correctly they said the wind is blowing in against the cowboys as they drive this half. Hopefully it stays the same or dies down 

First quarter.  They switch every quarter.  We have the wind now, but Maher sucks.

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see pollard can bounce on the run blitz. 

Dak is so limited that Cooper isn't even in the personnel packages.

 

LOLz.  let's make it even easier for Belichick.

the pressure will be too much for maher.  horrible throw.

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