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It does say "sexual assault," which could mean a bunch of different things.  I think I'll reserve judgment.

It would be wise not to jump to unsupported conclusions about this type of allegation in this day and age.  Just saying.

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1 minute ago, DalTxHornFan said:

It would be wise not to jump to unsupported conclusions about this type of allegation in this day and age.  Just saying.

oh, you were a sig ep?

31 minutes ago, futureman said:

oh, you were a sig ep?

Maybe he was a Duke Lacrosse player.

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1 minute ago, Cajun said:

Maybe he was a Duke Lacrosse player.

yeah those guys were innocent, though.  

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4 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Maybe a sig ep got raped by a KA.

oh, you were a KA?

A lot of people jumped to immediate conclusions that they weren't.

See how that works?

5 minutes ago, Cajun said:

Maybe he was a Duke Lacrosse player.

Or a UVa Phi Psi.

3 minutes ago, futureman said:

oh, you were a KA?

GDI.

I just drank all the free beer.

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6 minutes ago, Cajun said:

A lot of people jumped to immediate conclusions that they weren't.

See how that works?

yeah but sig eps are d-bags. 

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Where was your son Sunday morning? 

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5 minutes ago, smwhorn said:

Fuck you.  My son was a Sig Ep at Texas.

lulz

3 minutes ago, 3adays said:

Where was your son Sunday morning? 

Lol

"Our brotherhood is solid from one state to another, from one chapter to another.  We are the top house from school to school across this great nation."  

Your chapter at this particular university is under investigation for widespread date rape.

"Look, our frat differs from one school to another based on local mores and norms."  

2 hours ago, futureman said:

oh, you were a sig ep?

Nope.  But I will confess to being white and male, both of which are apparently a bad thing in these types of situations lately.

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1 minute ago, DalTxHornFan said:

 I will confess to being white and male

the patriarchy is dead you racist, elitist, misogynistic asshole

1 minute ago, DalTxHornFan said:

Nope.  But I will confess to being white and male, both of which are apparently a bad thing in these types of situations lately.

Black dude says hold my beer.

4 minutes ago, Homesickhorn said:


Or an SAE.

I drank a lot of their free beer too.

2 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

I drank a lot of their free beer too.

Free beer is free beer!  Fuck the haters.

It would be wise not to jump to unsupported conclusions about this type of allegation in this day and age.  Just saying.


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2 minutes ago, davidg said:

 


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Just re-watched the movie last month.  That's a pretty solid post!  Thanks.

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11 minutes ago, blacklab said:

I'm going to assume futureman broke into the house and raped a dude until proven otherwise

oh lovely, the criminal chimes in.

13 minutes ago, blacklab said:

I'm going to assume futureman broke into the house and raped a dude until proven otherwise

There were also domestic animals involved, allegedly

I ran the address through streetview to see if I knew that house. Damn but West Canous looks more boring than a city in China now.

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funny seeing which posters were sig ep douche nozzles

Has Smitty been reached for comment?  

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1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

Black dude says hold my 40.

fify

6 minutes ago, futureman said:

fify

Speaking of rape, how’d your boy Art Briles do at Mt Vernon this year? I know you said they’d be state title contenders, but I think their one and done playoff showing will be a solid springboard for them next year.

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1 minute ago, Helobious said:

Speaking of rape, how’d your boy Art Briles do at Mt Vernon this year? I know you said they’d be state title contenders, but I think their one and done playoff showing will be a solid springboard for them next year.

he needs a full year for his strength and conditioning to achieve the requisite “gains” to compete at a championship level.  I have no doubt they will dominate 3A in 2020.

3 hours ago, smwhorn said:

Fuck you.  My son was a Sig Ep at Texas.

Do you by chance own a dealership?

8 minutes ago, futureman said:

he needs a full year for his strength and conditioning to achieve the requisite “gains” to compete at a championship level.  I have no doubt they will dominate 3A in 2020.

Maybe he can hire Clemens and Giambi as advisors.

46 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

Do you by chance own a dealership?

Negative.

I was never in a frat, but I also had no problem with them. Alwaus seemed to be quality coke at their parties.

3 hours ago, 3adays said:

Where was your son Sunday morning? 

Not at the Sig Ep house.

9 hours ago, smwhorn said:

Negative.

It'd be a lot cooler if you did.

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It's pretty well known that Sig Eps are rapey. My daughter at Texas said most the girls know to be hyper alert if going to parties or events at the Sig Ep house and that they have a really bad reputation on campus.

When I told her about the rape allegations, she just laughed and said it was about time.

No pics, assholes.

Edited by crash_davis

4 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

It's pretty well known that Sig Eps are rapey. My daughter at Texas said most the girls know to be hyper alert if going to parties or events at the Sig Ep house and that they have a really bad reputation on campus.

 

 

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