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1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

HaHaHaHaHaHa

I'm guessing the Minister of Culture or whatever the hell he has anointed himself has checked out on the team as well. 

You look at Texas Tech over there and it's just all about the tradition that we're about to join them in the Tortilla Bowl. 

This one's all about the seniors. In fact, I'm going to let each of them rotate in and line up next to Sam on a failed 2nd and 9 designed keeper.

8 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

I'm guessing the Minister of Culture or whatever the hell he has anointed himself has checked out on the team as well. 

i don't want him around, was sorta cool 12-15 years ago but his act is stale now.  Before him, Roger Clemens was a huge embarrassment.

1 minute ago, bigup2dahorns said:

Current Vegas line shows Horns favored by 9 with over/under at 69

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2 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

Current Vegas line shows Horns favored by 9 with over/under at 69

Nice.

6 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

Current Vegas line shows Horns favored by 9 with over/under at 69

That's hot. 

69 huh?  I guess that's cool and all....until Tech pisses and shits on our head.  

Just now, closetojumping said:

Any chance someone from here can show up to the PC and do their best Sirhan Sirhan impression?

that's Andy Kaufman's cabdriver character from Taxi, right?

Just interested to hear what other cute schtick and / or gimmicks we have to look forward to.  

2 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Just interested to hear what other cute schtick and / or gimmicks we have to look forward to.  

Gotta finish 1-0

Can't let Baylor beat us twice

Win it for the seniors

Go into a bowl game with momentum

Gotta execute our gameplan and stop hurting ourselves offensively

I hope someone will ask Herman;

Coach, Charlie Strong said he “baked the cake,” do you feel that since you have come in you have glazed it and sprinkled it with fairy dust? At this point, can you tell us what else is needed for the cake?

9 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Can't let Baylor beat us twice

Can't let Iowa State beat us twice three times.

"Coach Herman, have you noticed the offense's slow starts yet?"

That’s not something I was aware of until you just told me. When we do and do not have success on offense just isn’t something I spend a lot of time thinking about.
20 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Any chance someone from here can show up to the PC 

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49 minutes ago, mdmost said:

You look at Texas Tech over there and it's just all about the tradition that we're about to join them in the Tortilla Bowl. 

You misspelled toilet.

Tech to cover and the under seem like absolute locks

Guys.......Texas has a coach who actually looked up the the meaning of “strain”......and THEN thought he needed to explain it to US......like we’ve never been constipated - 

 

We’re 1-2 against teams from the state of Texas, and have the opportunity to bring that to .500.

23 minutes ago, Loco said:

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This might be the best gif I've seen in a while. It's like Akbar's looking over saying "nice, right?".

13 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Hey, I lucked out. Starting colonoscopy prep an hour before Mensa’s presser. 

so does that mean you're going to be giving the press conference instead of coach Herman?

10 minutes ago, runthebone said:

I both admire and fear for those of you who are still able to watch it

I tell myself every week I won’t, then read this thread and think “no fucking way he said that” and end up watching a rerun 

Are there any reporters with balls that attend his pressers, can someone please ask this fraud if he feels he owes anything to the fans, the students, the university, the players and their families? If his answer is no, you know what you have. Stop giving this ass a free pass. 

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I tell myself every week I won’t, then read this thread and think “no fucking way he said that” and end up watching a rerun 


Seems like each week this season, one or two posts get quoted in these threads with “did he really say that?”

"Tom, Mack Brown won a national championship at Texas and brought us to another.

He was fired after a three year stretch in which he had a record comparable to the record you've posted at Texas.

Tell us why you deserve more time to fix the problems in your program than a coach who had already taken the program to two title games was given?"

21 minutes ago, Jebus said:

so does that mean you're going to be giving the press conference instead of coach Herman?

Different orifice than the one Mensa uses .. same results. 

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Are there any reporters with balls that attend his pressers, can someone please ask this fraud if he feels he owes anything to the fans, the students, the university, the players and their families? If his answer is no, you know what you have. Stop giving this ass a free pass. 


Not exactly, but something close to that was asked last week regarding the disappointment in the fanbase. Last week a lot of good questions were asked by the media.
42 minutes ago, Greg Davis Apologist said:

1-2 vs. Murderer's Row. At least it wasn't 0-3.

6-0 vs. state of Kansas. We are goin places with Herman

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