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"We're never going to blame the players"

lulz

 

“I had a great plan but failed to execute” is going to be my excuse for everything from now on. 

17 minutes ago, Brock Sampson said:

Hey coach...the fans would like some fucking answers too

you want answers?!

Just now, Girdwood said:

You clearly have no idea who I am. 

Yeah, I only called you by your name earlier. Shhhhhhh, sweetheart.

I used to think things like the grill at UH helped him identify with his players, and I bought into the reason he kissed his players.  Now I realize I was just a fool hoping this guy had the right ideas.  

He doesn't.  He is more used car salesman than football coach (no offense to car salesmen)

why he keeps on trying to minimize the vocal minority. i think that's a strong tell that he knows the team hates him.

Just now, Tex Pete said:

Yeah, I only called you by your name earlier. Shhhhhhh, sweetheart.

No you didn’t. But good try though. 

He's totally lost.  This is sad.   Embarassing.  For him, the program, the school.  I hope Fenves is watching this.

LOL.  "Coach, the goals are obviously changing every week now."

Just now, Red Five said:

I spaced out for a moment, and came back to with “duck his head underwater? I don’t know.”

you didn't hear "shower with unconditional love"?

4 minutes ago, alincoln said:

Herman is so freaking awkward. 

That's what they said about Son of Sam.

Just now, Red Five said:

I spaced out for a moment, and came back to with “duck his head underwater? I don’t know.”

yeah, you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink - as a comparison to how coaches coach up the players. it really rambled and did not make any sense.

This press conference is Charlie Strong lost. Not good. 

If I was a student manager what years did I work for the team then?

3 minutes ago, Girdwood said:

Cmon Tex Pete, out me to the world. We are all waiting. 

guys - get a room

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Kurt: how shaken are you and are you still the right man for this job?

A: I’m not shaken. I’m not gonna bury my head in the sand. I believe I am the right man for this job. Did you expect me to say no?

Just now, bigup2dahorns said:

Kurt: how shaken are you and are you still the right man for this job?

A: I’m not shaken. I’m not gonna bury my head in the sand. I believe I am the right man for this job. Did you expect me to say no?

damn

1 minute ago, Girdwood said:

If I was a student manager what years did I work for the team then?

Shut the fuck up

Serious Question:  What former players have said that they think Herman was a good head coach??

The only examples that I'm aware of are some of his former QBs when he was a coordinator...

Almost a Freudian admission he isn't right for the job. 

Haha. Tex Pete thinks I’m shamewood. 
 

Nice try fucktard. I worked for the team 2010-2011 and peaced the fuck out. And my first name damn sure isn’t Darren.

1 minute ago, bigup2dahorns said:

Kurt: how shaken are you and are you still the right man for this job?

A: I’m not shaken. I’m not gonna bury my head in the sand. I believe I am the right man for this job. Did you expect me to say no?

If he would have said "no" could we fire him for cause?  Someone ask in a different way...

The fact he can't even get Mack to return his calls is telling.

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Just now, Girdwood said:

Haha. Tex Pete thinks I’m shamewood. 
 

Nice try fucktard. I worked for the team 2010-2011 and peaced the fuck out. And my first name damn sure isn’t Darren.

Seriously, no one gives a fuck. 

4 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

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Maybe Tom should call California for advice on solving the homeless issue while he's at it.

We will forever be indebted to them for . . . um . . . and their development . . . blah blah blah

3 minutes ago, jinx said:

I used to think things like the grill at UH helped him identify with his players, and I bought into the reason he kissed his players.  Now I realize I was just a fool hoping this guy had the right ideas.  

He doesn't.  He is more used car salesman than football coach (no offense to car salesmen)

i keep waiting for the subconscious "you need the tru-coat" to slip out

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lol "what are you thankful for?" is this 2nd grade? 

He's thankful for contract extensions and guaranteed buyouts. 

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Q: do you have a favorite thanksgiving food?

A: ravioli (fireable offense for calling that thanksgiving food)

Omfg.. thankful for the team going out and scoring with 43 seconds left? 

I am thankful for the people that truly love me!!! Turn the mic off please. What in the fuck is going on

Starters still in wanting to score with 0:43 remaining is cause for thanks

TH favorite thanksgiving food is raviolis. Fire this shithead 

13 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

FCB: have you done a good job showing the players you care? Who are the leaders of this team?

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Ravioli is his favorite Thanksgiving food? That should've been a red flag right there.

Just now, Zepol87 said:

I am thankful for the people that truly love me!!! Turn the mic off please. What in the fuck is going on

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