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Woman stabbed in church for wearing fur boots that turned out to be fake (Thou shalt not pelt?)

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CLEVELAND HEIGHTS, Ohio (WJW) -- An Ohio woman is facing charges after police say she stabbed another woman inside a church because of her boots, according to WJW.

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Meredith Lowell

The stabbing happened shortly after 5 p.m.  Wednesday at Fairmount Presbyterian Church in Cleveland Heights.

According to the police report, the victim had taken children she babysits to the church for choir practice when the suspect,  Meredith Lowell, came up and stabbed her.

The victim suffered two stab wounds to her arm and abdomen.  She was taken to the hospital with non-life threatening injuries.

When officers arrived, a bystander was restraining Lowell. Police applauded the actions of those in the church for putting their safety at risk to help the victim.

The Fairmount Presbyterian Church said the children were moved to secure room until their parents arrived.

Cleveland Heights police said they believe Lowell's motive is similar to that of her past crimes. In 2012, she was charged with attempting to hire a hit man to kill a person wearing fur. The victim in the latest incident was wearing faux fur boots.

Police said Lowell does not attend the church, but she does live nearby.

Lowell, 35, was charged with felonious assault and attempted murder. She appeared in court via video on Thursday and her bond was set at $1 million. Her next court appearance is scheduled for Monday.

The church will remain closed on Thursday and Friday.

"The congregation is grateful for all the gestures of support from the Cleveland Heights Community and interfaith partners. Please continue to pray for us," the church said in a statement.

 

$1M bond. lulz. just a tad excessive. that's like terrorist and drug cartel leader level bond.

and fuck this dumb bitch. hope her sentence involves eating pork and wearing fur all day, every day.

Is she related to Brian Peppers?

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6 minutes ago, ajax said:

Is she related to Brian Peppers?

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some antisocial incel on 4/8chan is probably fapping to this pic.

bitch is ugly and cray. 

30 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

some antisocial incel on 4/8chan is probably fapping to this pic.

bitch is ugly and cray. 

I don't think so. Incels are violent psychopaths. I don't think they even like women. They just like to whine and every once in a while one of them goes on a shooting spree.

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1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

$1M bond. lulz. just a tad excessive.

 

According to the video, she also tried to stab someone last year, that case is still pending.  So that's 3 murder attempts for her in the last 7 years.

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Applebottom jeans

Boots with the fur

the whole church was looking at her

she hit the floor

next thing you know

....that bitch was going to jail for stabbing her 

1 hour ago, clapclapclap said:

 

According to the video, she also tried to stab someone last year, that case is still pending.  So that's 3 murder attempts for her in the last 7 years.

in that case, the $1M bond may be justified. but this begs the question, how can the justice system let this nutty bitch roam freely among normal people? 

 

the existence of faux fur seems to have thrown her values system for a loop

3 hours ago, Js1 said:

Applebottom jeans

Boots with the fur

the whole church was looking at her

she hit the floor

next thing you know

....that bitch was going to jail for stabbing her 

 

Applebottom jeans
Boots with the fur
the whole church was looking at her
she hit the floor
next thing you know
....that bitch was going to jail for stabbing her 



Applebottom jeans
Boots with the fur
the whole church was looking at her
she hit the floor
next thing you know
shawty’s blood pressure got low low low low.

Them baggy sweat pants
And the Handcuffs with the straps [With the straps]
She turned around and gave that big booty a stab [Ayy]
She hit the floor [she hit the floor]
Next thing you know
Shawty’s blood pressure got low low low low low low low low
5 hours ago, clapclapclap said:

The Fairmount Presbyterian Church

Sounds like predestination.

Won't someone think of the poor faux minks and sables that are being killed?

19 hours ago, crash_davis said:

in that case, the $1M bond may be justified. but this begs the question, how can the justice system let this nutty bitch roam freely among normal people? 

 

Yeah, may be time to put this bitch in a padded room for a few decades or forever.  Or we can just wait until she kills someone for wearing fur. 

We used to be able to lock these people away in the loony bin. Thanks Obama.

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Actually JFK.  His admin was the one that started the push to replace institutionalization with outpatient drug therapy.  Well intentioned, but didn't quite go as planned, and the resulting Supreme Court ruling in the 80's made it very difficult ever since to institutionalize and keep institutionalized most of those who need it.  The Reagan admin lost that case, though somehow that got twisted 180 degrees into "Reagan released the mentally ill and thus created homelessness."  The USSC new standard made it illegal for most of those to continue to be held.  Mitch Snyder and his lies can EABOD.

We'll never make the needed adjustments to humanely and effectively get anywhere close to 'solving' the mental health and homeless issues without Congress passing legislation that confronts that ruling and an administration committed to the years it will probably take to fight it up through the court system.  State and local can only do so much, their hands are ultimately tied by that 80's USSC decision.

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17 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

Sounds like predestination.

+rep for sporting some theological understanding and inserting it into a Surly thread.

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Just now, Uncle Nate said:

+rep for sporting some theological understanding and inserting it into a Surly thread.

It was not my doing. It was fated to be.

Well don't get all Calvinist on me and start spoutin' double super secret predestination.

I know that there were issues with abuse in the past, and there probably would be again.  I know that any reduction in individual liberty is on its face suspect at best.  I still think this woman is a prime example of why involuntary institutionalization should make a comeback.

Surly law types, how many times can one commit or attempt to commit the same crime and still be free due to the “mental defect”? 

Can you even buy a mass produced boot made with real animal fur? What a dumbass.

On 11/25/2019 at 11:49 AM, crash_davis said:

$1M bond. lulz. just a tad excessive. that's like terrorist and drug cartel leader level bond.

and fuck this dumb bitch. hope her sentence involves eating pork and wearing fur all day, every day.

eh... vvvvvvv

On 11/25/2019 at 1:21 PM, clapclapclap said:

According to the video, she also tried to stab someone last year, that case is still pending.  So that's 3 murder attempts for her in the last 7 years.

 

 

On 11/25/2019 at 2:24 PM, crash_davis said:

in that case, the $1M bond may be justified. but this begs the question, how can the justice system let this nutty bitch roam freely among normal people? 

hopefully she she stays in prison for a long, long time.  I might have beaten her to death if I witnessed that stabbing. 

Sounds like she needs to move to the PETA compound from South Park:

 

On 11/26/2019 at 3:27 PM, mulletpelini said:

I bet ironically she wears a huge bush.

When’s the last time it was stabbed? I’m guessing circa 1996.

On 11/26/2019 at 3:27 PM, mulletpelini said:

I bet ironically she wears a huge bush.

A musky pelt?

On 11/26/2019 at 1:12 PM, fattyflattie said:

Surly law types, how many times can one commit or attempt to commit the same crime and still be free due to the “mental defect”? 

Asking for a friend, I presume?

On 11/26/2019 at 1:12 PM, fattyflattie said:

Surly law types, how many times can one commit or attempt to commit the same crime and still be free due to the “mental defect”? 

Seems to be a common question we are asking more and more for every news story posted.

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